Monday, June 8, 2015

Tasteful Tuesday

I am a thoughtful and well-mannered boy. Today I am mulling over all the ways in which I can enhance and improve the life of the Human. First, I am planning to greet her politely and ask nicely for some pets and dinner. Then after that, if she doesn't offer some playtimes, I will remind her in that way only we fanged and clawed creatures can.

23 comments:

  1. Spitty, you enhance her life just by being there.
    No other action required!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  2. Excellent plan!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  3. For a second there we thought we were at the wrong blog. ;)

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  4. Ah, the velvet paw and iron claws approach!

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  5. You have to enforce the rules Spitty.

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  6. I agree with Georgia and Julie - your Human's life is so enriched simply because you choose to live with her. To consider ways in which you can enhance the situation even further is 'above and beyond', Spitty - but characteristic of your generosity and thoughtfulness. The only thing left to decide, I believe, is what the length of the delay should be between asking nicely for pets and getting out the fangs and claws. Should it be as long as 5 seconds do you think?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  7. Indeedy! Under that handsome, suave exterior lurks a might hunter who does not flinch at gore and carnage. You are ike the swan, calming crossing a smooth lake, but with the talons of an eagle hidden from view.

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  8. It's amazing! You can actually see the wheels turning! Deep thoughts going on, probably about deep scratching? hee hee

    Leo says: Dude, you started picking on my pink bed before you remembered you got one? MOL! That's just pawsome! But seriously dude, I know you used to canoodle with Princess Hissyface Star, but my sisters? Dude... I have to put my extra large paws down about that! Nope, not happenin'!

    Glitter says: Psst, Spitty, Leo doesn't speak for us! Just wait til his cuddle time with mom and sneak over, you, me and Cashmere can hide in a cave and share some nip we snuck out of mom's hidey place!

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  9. We can't wait to see what you come up with, Spitty. This is going to be epic.

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  10. I like what Cats Herd You said. EPIC! And even *I* have to say that Glitter's whispers to you here are intriguing. I may ask if I could slip on over at the same time. I think the answer will be a hiss though. Your face is just swoon worthy here. You r cheek is as satiny and kissable as any mancats I have seen. And my mom wishes you would just let her have one small smooch. I allow her to kiss my cheek every now and again. Maybe you'd consider allowing that as she does make your visits here pleasant. xxoo

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  11. I know you have a plan Spitty!

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  12. sounds like a plan to me! Love, Cody

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  13. Hope you got what you wanted without having to use those fangs or claws. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  14. Excellent manners, Spitty! *taking notes*

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  15. dood...phew....we wuz ever sew glad ta see de werds fanged & clawed coz at furst we think that grazz sellin dood who wuz at R door step last yeer claimin ta bee ewe wuz bak in town what with all de pole lite biznezz.....♥♥♥

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  16. I thought it was April 1st until I got to the end.

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  17. Staying true to form, we like that about you Spitty.

    Emma and Buster

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.