Thursday, November 12, 2015

Spitty's Mailbox, Part 2

Kitties, Remember this mail? Those Russian LadyCats I missed out on two weeks ago? Well, the Human's at it again!

This time I think it costed me $10,000! I was pre-approved, Kitties: Pre-ap-pro-ved! Do you even know what that means? 

Yeah, well, neither do I really. Still, what I *do* know is that my ten grand has gone the way of those Russian beauties, and that way does not lead here.

::outraged ears::

19 comments:

  1. I think I can top that, pal. Overnight someone with a great deal of time on his hands left me 61 comments on 61 old posts, all in a foreign language! The only word my mom says we could understand was something about some body part that I have *never* used. Can you imagine? If that guy took that much time to leave so many comments, why didn't he see that I AM A CAT, DAMMIT.

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  2. Man, that really stinks, Spitty. Your human really needs to stay outta your mailbox.

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  3. Has your Human grabbed the money for herself? Or perhaps she's merely diverted it so that it can be spent on extra special food for you. I'd remain hopeful and see how this situation unfolds, Spitty.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  4. Do you have any unknown rich relatives in Nigeria who are likely to want help with their billions of dollars ?

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  5. Can you mebbe sneak in there an get the green papers without Mom noticing?

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  6. Just think what you could have done with $10,000! Those Russian ladycats would be queueing up to see you.

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  7. Wow, your human really is cramping your style, Spitty!

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  8. Summer said it all! I agree with her. It can't be stressed any better than Summer did. Scratch her in the night!!!

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  9. how can microsoft mark that message as junk? oh I know... 10 k are just junk for Mr. Gates lol

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  10. Wow, think of all the treats and toys and cat grass you could have bought with $10,000! What a mean mommy. Our mom continues to delete all those e-mails where she is going to receive a fortune from somebody she doesn't even know. We don't get it. She could have enough money by now to feed every homeless cat and human on the planet. Humans are so stupid sometimes. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  11. That sucks Spitty. You're going through a sucky phase right now buddy.

    Emma and Buster

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  12. Your Lady needs to learn to leave your mail alone.

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  13. Just think of the possibilities if you had the $10,000 AND the Russian beauties!!!

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  14. Next time, delete the same messages outta your HUMAN'S inbox. Two can play this game...

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  15. Whoa! WE could have seen the world with the 10 grand. I just get dumb emails axing me to verify the Paypal account that I don’t have. They want to give you $$ but they want to take my $$.

    PS: you’ll see your 1949 soon enough. Don’t get your furs in a bunch.

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  16. Spitty Dearest, your really going to has to use those claws on your human. Mes don't gets email anymore since my Mommy closed down everything. Mes THINKS she should reinstate everything now that mes visiting, but mes NOT seen that happen yet.
    Loves yous Lots Spitty!
    Kisses
    YOUR Nellie Bellie (At Mommy's Blog)

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  17. That would buy a lot of treats and toys!
    Have a super Saturday...

    Noodle and crew

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  18. Good heavens! preapproved! I think that means you have to pay it back... My mail is full of emails from a prince who wants to GIVE me part of his millions, all I have to do is give him my bank account.. Do you want me to tell the prince to email you too?

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