Wednesday, March 2, 2016

And Stretttcccchhhhh

The Human says she finds my regular stretching routine, well, not to put too fine a point on it, "bizarre." She says her other kitties managed to stretch in one fluid motion and not two sequential positions. I say, "Honestly, Human, don't you have better things to critique?"

17 comments:

  1. I think that's just jealousy talking, Spitty. Humans are not nearly as flexible as we are. And besides. Can she *prove* this one motion thing is actually what her other cats did?

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  2. Um, that 1st one looks vaguely like "Downward Dog' in yoga...

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  3. Spitty, I stretch just like you...you gotta stretch the front part and then the rear. ~Ernie

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  4. I do two distinct positions too - downward facing cat and upward facing cat! I don't see what the big deal is.

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  5. That's how we stretch here, Spitty!

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  6. Nope many of us are two step stretchers here. And may we compliment you on most well groomed 'tocks.

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  7. Perhaps you could ask the Human to give you a demo a time or three (or five or 17) so you know precisely what you're meant to be aiming for. Seems a reasonable request. Until then, the two-step stretch remains and is not open to critiquing.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  8. Now THAT'S a stretch!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  9. I'm a two step stretcher too. Nothing beats a good stretch.

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  10. Not only do we look a lot alike, we stretch the same! Tell Mommy that we vote for OUR way. You wanna stretch every kitty muscle. Yes, UTB it is...we may find other things to do. I have some Cordials to eat...wanna see?

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  11. Excellent photos of you, Spitster. You are in fine form!

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  12. It's a thing of beauty, Spitty!

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  13. I’m with you Spitty. In fact, I don’t know how it’s possible to do in one motion.

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  14. Spitty we find your yoga kitty poses quite excellent. You really know how to get a nice long stretch my friend!

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  15. Tell your human she cra cra, we see the two step stretch all the time!
    By the way.... Swoon!!!!!

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  16. Spitty, just tell her you are unique and continue with your adorable stretching routine. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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