Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Yes, I Can Hear You Asking Yourselves:

"How does he get so dusty?"
And, honestly? I think that's sort of rude.

16 comments:

  1. Rude it might be, Spitty. But it's not a comment about your cleanliness - rather about the Human's housekeeping standards. I mean, just ask yourself: where does this dust come from? Yep - from the floors, cushions, bed and other furniture that you employ the Human to keep clean. Yet another indictment on her standards of service. But ... because you're having a Be Kind to the Human festival, I won't say anything to her if you don't. Okay? (I'd suggest that we 'sweep it under the carpet, but perhaps your Human doesn't even own a broom! LOL)

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. Well, I never get that dusty - so you must have some special secret!

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  3. P.S. And that is not due to any cleanliness on my human's part - she's a slob!

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  4. My mom just about snorted her cawfee. outta her nosicles You. Dusty. To be laughing like a maniac before 7 is amazing. Spitty, you need to come over here for a few weeks. I know YOU know I'd make you welcome. Yer right too...rood to ask you such a thing. *I* never would. xxxooo

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  5. What dust? I see a few stray hairs, but that just means brushies!!

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  6. Dust ? You should see the conditions here.....are we near an erupting volcano ? No - Äiti is just layzeeee. You, on the other hand, look pristine and tidy, all snuggled into your tailio. *envy*

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  7. Spitty, our mom asks us black boys the same thing all the time! Does she ask Izzy and Caroline this dumb question, even when you *know* they're just as dusty? We say the dust comes from somewhere, Mom.

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  8. You are spectacular no matter what, Spitty!

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  9. Spitty, both Emma and Buster give us a how-dare-you look when we ask them why they have spider webs on their furs.

    Emma and Buster

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  10. As someone who likes to go out and roll in the dirt, I would never ask such a personal question.

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  11. Have you been UTB lately, Spitty?

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  12. That's the one thing about being black, Spitty, it shows everything. ~Ernie

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  13. Black shows everything, Spitty. And we would know! Love, Gracie and Zoe

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  14. Spitty Darling
    Mes freezing cold here, yous looks so warm and snuggly in all that fur, can mes comes and cuddles (again).
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  15. Well, obviously, just like our mom, Mom Mary is a lousy housekeeper. MOL! Don't tell her or our mom we said that. We wouldn't want treats to be withheld for our indiscretions. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.