Tuesday, April 11, 2017

                     My Patented Two-Way Stretch

Yes, you Loyal Readers know I have a fetching two-part stretch 
that the Human mocks me for, saying I am a freak of nature. 
What care I for her opinion of my ManCatly habits
I frowed up a furball and some kibble on the rug today. 
If she'd been nicer to me I would've tried harder to make it to the kitchen.

19 comments:

  1. Now Äiti is jealous of those two way stretches as they look so satisfying and graceful. And they are, unlike her morning stretches. We hope you mocked the Human as she stretched to clear your gifts.

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  2. Not only is your world-famous two-part stretch particularly fetching, Spitty, it's also an excellent yoga move that should be adopted by felines, canines and humans around the globe to increase their flexibility, release tension and go a long way towards achieving world peace. Why oh why would your Human think to mock you for it?

    I'm sorry to hear about your furball. I think the Human should be grateful that you didn't frow it up (i) on her (ii) on the bed (iii) in a shoe or (iv) on her dinner. She should be counting her blessings that she only had to clean the rug!

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  3. Oh no! It's patented? I'm afraid I have been using it without permission.

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  4. Uh oh, don't sue me for patent infringement!

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  5. Yeah, TBT allus says "try for the linoleum floors, anything but carpet". So we look for carpet... Lucky fer HIM, even Iza doesn't frow up much lately (small frequent meals). But his blankie should be washed after The Grass Event...

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  6. It's nice of you to have chosen the rug and not a slipper. Your stretching move is great, but we didn't know it was patented, and it looks like we did it once or twice. Purrs

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  7. Great stretches. Sorry you had an upset tummy.

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  8. Spitty, who are you kidding...you still would have horked on the rug or in her slipper. MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, CalistaJo and Cooper Murphy

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  9. Poor Spitty. We're glad you had an upset stomach. We love those two-way stretches!

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  10. dood....been eatin bass terd chckn again huh ~~~~~~ well any way, yur streeeeeeetch iz awesum ☺☺♥♥

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  11. Your two way beats mine Spitty.

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  14. sorry to make a mess in your comments Spitty but after Mom L dropped her phone in the toilet, I have been having troubles commenting cuz she didn't keep good track of my passwords. Stooping human.

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  15. Was your human raised by wolves? The two-way is a known cat trait and not mockable. The yak was an appropriate response.

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  16. She totally deserved that. Imagine mocking your purrrfection.

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  17. I do two way stretches too. Good for the front and back.

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  18. If you're a freak of nature, then I am too because I stretch exactly the same way. ~Ernie

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  19. TW says all her cats have stretched both front and back legs. I only do one way. Heh. We're taking a vacay while TW tries to feel better.

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