Sunday, April 9, 2017

Sunday Snacktime Selfie

I dunno what putrid Fancy Feast flavor the Human tried to pawn off as breakfast this morning, but Uh-uh, no-how, no-way was Yours Truly going to consume even a morsel. Finally, around 3:00 p.m. the Old Bat took pity on me and opened a new can. If she cared at all, that would've happened like seven hours ago.

I wonder how long you are expected to starve and suffer before your Human replaces the poisonous offering with something more to your liking? Is there a rule?

21 comments:

  1. Hoomins tend to be clueless, don't they? A new can should have been opened immediately after it was clear you were not accepting of this one.

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  2. There should be a rule if there isn't one!

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  3. Ah Spitty. It was only yesterday that you were declaring yourself in good hands and here we are, a day later, and the Human is trying to serve you foods that aren't to your liking and then letting you starve when you refuse to eat them. What to do? What to do?

    The rule, of course, is that your Human is supposed to know what your preferences are, be constantly seeking out new morsels and delicacies to delight your palate, and satisfying your each and every whim. I know that. Other kitties know that. So why do you allow yourself to suffer in the hands of such appalling service?

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  4. We didn't know there were bad flavors of Fancy Feast.

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  5. The rule should be, "Whatever King Spitty wants, King Spitty gets." No?

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  6. Poison ? Fancy Feast ? Never ! We bet it wouldn't have hung around here for long.

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  7. Mom said she generally changes the flavor after 3 hours or so if I won't touch it. She hates wasting it but...she says I gotta eat.

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  8. There probably is a rule, but as we all know, humans are great at breaking rules. Maybe we need to cart Mom Mary off in the hooligan wagon. Actually Spitty, the boys may show up at your place with the paddy wagon, but only to transport you to our house for a play date with Misty May. Mau and Cooper have their paws crossed that you voted for them in the derby! Misty May is blowing kisses your way. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  9. My mum is well-trained!

    Purrs xx
    Athena

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  10. OMB she made you wait that long Spitty that is just pawful,xx Speedy

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  11. Gosh, if there isn't a rule, that in itself should be a crime! That happens here every once in a while and Sunny lets EVERYONE know such behavior will not be tolerated!

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  12. My Mommy has rules...mes gets half a can with warm water 2 times a day. Mommy also puts my special kidney medication in it AND she thinks mes don't knows...but mes does...
    Mes eats it all because my middle name is Miss Piggy...
    If yous does not wants to eats all of yours, mes could comes over and eats your too!
    Kisses
    Your Nellie Bellie

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  13. We know your mommy didn't mean to do that. Humans just get in a hurry and start grabbing cans. We do think 3:00 is a little long to wait--you might have gotten all fainty!

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  14. Spitty, The Hubby told me that his life was in jeopardy this AM, when he didn't crack the can open fast enough for Angel and Chuck! Hokey smokes!

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  15. I'm so glad the human finally gave in & fed you something that was palatable, dear Spitty! But you had to wait until 3 p.m.?! Oh no! Inform the human that that is not acceptable! You may have to write up a feeding schedule and list of acceptable foods so they remember. Humans are a forgetful lot!

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  16. I had a bad can of something a few months ago. Mum immediately made good with a new can.

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  17. Whew.....we're glad you didn't STARVE!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  18. You poor kitty, you could have starved.

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  19. We feel for yer offended taste buds Spitty. One of the good things of there being 3 of us is that SOMEKITTY (usually IZA) will eat annything until the next flavor comes along fer the other 2 of us.

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  20. That is so not right! Demand a new chef, post haste. Round here I have to catch cook and clean up afterwards..... OK so two of those aren't actually true, but at least I get to eat what I want!
    Purrs, ERin

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  21. Rats! Sometimes the humans just can't get it right, huh? Glad it all worked out in the end!

    Jean from Welcome to the Menagerie

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