Wednesday, November 29, 2017

           And Then God Said . . .

             "What a good Kitty you are."

Tuesday, November 28, 2017

(Far from) Wordless Wednesday: Deep Thoughts

So the Human stayed home with me all day today. She says used up a "personal day" because she was waiting for the maintenance people and she didn't want me to be scared all by myself, or risk them leaving a door open and letting me bolt from captivity. Neither of those things would happen, of course, but all the same I think it was actually pretty nice of her. I rewarded her by staying awake for most of the day and missing a few naps, and by letting her take this nice picture of me. It *is* a nice picture, isn't it? I am still handsome, even if one of my distinguished white whiskers fell out. She found it near my kitty grass, but I told her not to glue it back in--I would work on growing another.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Sunday Selfie: Day of Rest

The party's over . . . and the Human returns to the workaday world of stoopy school tomorrow. Thank Cod *I* do not have to go  ::shudder::

I shall be napping in kingly splendor here at the window, keeping my eye on the neighbors. And their possible shenanigans.

Yes, I can do both.

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

        Spitty & The Human Say . . .

We really, really, really love you all loads and loads, and we are so thankful
you have not given up on us!
When the Stoopy Human retires in mid-2018, we will do our best
to make up for the past two years of being practically incommunicado.
The Human has discovered to her chagrin that at her age, 
working full-time means she has time for working full-time.
We hope you all get lots of turkey! Well, except for the 
Trout-Town Tabbies. We'll wish fishies for them  ©

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Why, Hello, Vacayshuns!

So, here we are on the very cusp of five (yes, five! Count them FIVE) pristine, 
untouched days off school. The Human is drinking a beer; me, I am resting up 
for what is sure to be a regular festival of feline fun & frolic.


Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sunday Selfie: The Sweet Sound-Stylings of Spitty

I think you've all suspected for some time that I am no longer the edgy ManCat in fighting trim that once I was, aloof and self-sufficient. The James Bond of the Kitty World. 

No, now I've become an embarrassing old softie with a hint of a paunch. I mean, just listen

Friday, November 17, 2017

Jailhouse Rock

I mean, right now I'm just practicing, but I think 
I'd look good in the outfit, don't you?

Thursday, November 16, 2017

                                  I'm Invited to a Rave

Honestly, I don't  know what that is, 
but apparently I can get all blissed out  
on the wicked disco biscuits and what-not. 
The Human says I'm not allowed to go, but
I am welcome to play with this thing.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

And Now for Something Completely Different

A few years ago, the Human found this on reddit and because she's pretty stoopy, it intrigued her for a Really. Long. Time. An.Embarrassingly.Long.Time.

Maybe you are smarter? Well, of course you are--you're 
a kitty! And, besides, it's a pretty low bar.

The task is easy: Find the Kitty

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

                                         I Feel Pretty

Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright
And I pity any kitty who isn't me tonight

Saturday, November 11, 2017

11-11: Remembering

Lord, bid war’s trumpet cease; 
Fold the whole earth in peace.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes

The Human's Dad served his country in World War II and remained a peace-loving patriot for the rest of his life.

She thinks about him all the time, but especially on a day like today.

Friday, November 10, 2017

If Only, If Only . . .

She weren't so messy!
I'd look fantastic on a neater bed. Sigh.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

                         (Almost) Wordless Wednesday

  There's nuffing like a sunpuddle in the cold weather. Thanks for arranging it. 
I hope you can keep them coming on a regular basis. You can, right?

Monday, November 6, 2017

Sunshine Superman

Sunshine came softly through my a-window today
Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways*
*Not really.

Thursday, November 2, 2017

                                 I Has the Pom-Poms

The Human says I could be my own cheerleading squad if I could 
somehow detach my pom-poms to use in my dance routine.
She also says I look like an adorable kitten* in this box. For once, I completely agree.

* With a Freakishly Large Head [Ed.]

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Did You Get Fired Or Something?

Yes, Human, it is nice that you're home with me this morning and 
I've enjoyed our little chat. But I wonder: What are you doing here?

Well, okay, I can see this is not going to be interesting to the Kitty 
so I'll just excuse myself now, all right?