Tuesday, February 13, 2018

     No Kittens Allowed: The Easiest Contest I Ever Won

So there I was, Kitties, innocently napping. When next to me appeared a . . . a . . . well, let's just call it a Thing. The Thing was rather oddly shaped, ahem, but it smelled divine (to me, anyway). The Human just held her nose and said, "P.U."

So, a while back, we posted a picture to the Facebook page for Putting the Cat on the Table, a podcast created by two Humans: Karin of CatioTales and MomKat Trish, formerly of the Katnip Lounge and currently a denizen of Facebook (and honestly, who knows where else?) And apparently that was enough to cause this...um, Thing to appear on my doorstep, fresh from MomKat's crochet needles (hooks? sorry--I don't know from crocheting).

I must say it did cause me great joy, though now I have gone back to sleep in the sun. Perhaps there will be another No Kittens Allowed chapter in a while, when I have become more, um, intimate with my new friend.
Honestly, Kitties, you should listen to the podcast. They might tell some 
embarrassing stories about their feline companions, but they are pretty funny.
And between them, they have like seven hundred cats.

16 comments:

  1. Oooh ah. I see now why no kittens are allowed and why you called it a 'thing'.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  2. OooooooooOooooooOOOOOOO!!!!!
    heh heh heh.

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  3. let's just put the cat on the table - it's called a dickeroo. Like kickeroo as it was modeled on the toy we kick.Yours maybe is a lickeroo. we are glad you like it. And thanks for advertising the stoopy podcast - it means Äiti will feel encouraged to make more. Pöh.

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  4. That thing is... um, obscene! But I bet it smells heavenly. My human keeps wanting to listen to the podcast, but she never has time!

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  5. MOL, momma are cracking up at dat toy!

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  6. Yep, I've seen a similar item at Catio Tales, and yes, those two have at least 600 cats between them! I listen to the podcasts, and enjoy them! Happy Valentine's Day!

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  7. Wow Spitty - that is one very nice THING you have there! What a grand gift for the DAY OF LOVE.....(heh heh heh).

    Hugs, Teddy

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  8. Happiest of Valentine's Dearest Adored One! ~ IZA-LOVEY

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  9. Oh YES, Spittikins, please do come right over. I have been eating and grooming ALL DAT, so my tummy is especially soft and silken. Leave that "thing" there though. The color is all clashy...

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  10. Oh Spitty, when's your next gig at the LAUGH CLUB?

    Emma and Buster

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  11. I got one of those things too! Spitty, it was weird, but mine was a bit limp!

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  12. Was that valerian? Pop says it smells like eau de homeless person. MOL! I rather like the aroma. BTW, I was disappointed at the short length of the video. I had settled in for a full-length feature and got a news clip.

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  13. Spitty, we are not so certain why a man cat like yourself would be interested in such an item regardless of how good it might smell. Mom says she will definitely check out the podcast, Since we don't do Facebook, except for when we highjack our dad's, we didn't know we could find the Katnip Lounge crew there. We have really missed them. We have pretty much a G-rated blog so could never show such a thing. Have Fun!!!!!. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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