Psh, who cares about that stuff, dude?! The travel, the good manners - no thank you. We'd rather stay home where we can burp as loud as we want whenever we want.
Obviously they are royal wannabees and nouveau rulers to exclude us, Spitfire.
Also, pleae let us know when your outpost is ready for La Diviana and the knighting ceremony. Pleasenote the adoption ceremony for Most Adorable Princess Coco will be at the spring equinox and we want you to be available as needed.
We remain interested in any intelligence regarding (shudders delicately) dog parks.
Spitolla, who needs the royals? You live in the cool grey city of love, San Francisco. You are too hip for that royal wedding stuff. (ps, you can watch it on tv!)
Psh, who cares about that stuff, dude?! The travel, the good manners - no thank you. We'd rather stay home where we can burp as loud as we want whenever we want.
ReplyDeleteAw, you're not missing anything....
ReplyDeleteSpitty, we didn't get an invite, either.
ReplyDeleteSome people are just rude.
Obviously they are royal wannabees and nouveau rulers to exclude us, Spitfire.
ReplyDeleteAlso, pleae let us know when your outpost is ready for La Diviana and the knighting ceremony. Pleasenote the adoption ceremony for Most Adorable Princess Coco will be at the spring equinox and we want you to be available as needed.
We remain interested in any intelligence regarding (shudders delicately) dog parks.
Spitty, it can only have been an oversight. We're sure of it.
ReplyDeleteWhat?! That is impossible! I am sure your invite has just been lost in the mail.
ReplyDeleteOh dear; I'm sure your invitation is stuck to mine somewhere lost in the mail. Well; at least we are together :)
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Ms. Stella O'Houligan
Spitolla, who needs the royals? You live in the cool grey city of love, San Francisco. You are too hip for that royal wedding stuff. (ps, you can watch it on tv!)
ReplyDeleteSeriously? We can't believe they didn't invite you, Spitty! Maybe the invitations haven't been mailed yet...
ReplyDeleteIt must be an oversight, I shall make an inquiry!
ReplyDeleteSuch a travesty!! We shall boycott the entire affair!
ReplyDeleteThere must be a mistake Spitty.
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xoxox
OMC!! roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMine hasn't arrived yet either! I think they are afraid you will upstage the bride and groom with your sleek satiny sinewy bod.
ReplyDeleteWe are sure it will arrive soon, Spitty!
ReplyDeletePS - We declined our invitation. Too much trouble... ;)
Spitty, it must be a mistake! You must be invited to the royal wedding!! What they will do without you....!
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