Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fritzie, Lord Chancellor of the Western Realm

On the heels of this weekend's Coronation,
I wish to introduce a longtime and
most Highly Valued Member of my Court:
Fritzie

My dear furiend is directly descended from the Noble Chester of Chelsea, loyal housecat of Sir Thomas More, the noted Roamin' Catlick Felinist and Lord Chancellor to King Henry VIII, best remembered for his Catting Around.   
Sir Thomas was the author of UtoPeea, that timeless volume of fiction wherein Humans are imagined as capable of living in purrfect Harmony with one another. It is, of course, a farce.

 Fritzie's Human, alas, does not maintain a blog, but Fritzie and I have engaged in near-daily correspondence for about five years. We are in purrfect accord in every particular regarding the needs of the Realm.
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32 comments:

  1. michico＊Adan＊Lego-小芥＊阿丹＊樂高February 26, 2013 at 5:12 PM

    Fritzie is so mighty~~

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  2. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)February 26, 2013 at 5:16 PM

    Hope he does not end up like Sir Thomas!

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  3. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyFebruary 26, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    What a nobel looking cat. Lee and Phod

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  4. Brian's Home BlogFebruary 26, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    You got a handsome Royal pal ther King Spitty!

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  5. brokenteepeeFebruary 26, 2013 at 6:16 PM

    I hope there aren't going to be any beheadings in the royal court!

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  6. Cathy KeishaFebruary 26, 2013 at 6:20 PM

    You're getting out of control with the power vested in you, King Spitty. He does look a bit like Buzzy though.

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  7. The Island CatsFebruary 26, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    We dunno, Spitty,,,,Fritzie looks like he might try to overthrow the King.

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  8. Catio TalesFebruary 26, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    So, what exactly are Lord Chancellor Fritzie's duties. I am comforted to think that perhaps a ginger mancat is in charge of the finances!

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  9. Oui OuiFebruary 26, 2013 at 8:15 PM

    He looks so regal! Alas, none of us has noble blood or a mom good with Photoshop. But, we can always dream.

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  10. UnknownFebruary 26, 2013 at 9:24 PM

    Cute! i like the expression on the cat.

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  11. Angel Prancer PieFebruary 26, 2013 at 9:24 PM

    Fritzie is a handsome mancat! Of course, not as much as thee, King Spitty!

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  12. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesFebruary 26, 2013 at 11:20 PM

    Fritzie is adorable! What a sweetie! I mean, what a regal, noble character he is!

    Star says: Hmm, you should bring him over some night for chicken snacks and catnip and the three of us could hang out. purrr
    You are so right, my mom really should fluff my blanket give me snacks and read that book to me! Her giggling is annoying though.. I'll have to claw her when she does that.

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  13. Mr PuddyFebruary 26, 2013 at 11:26 PM

    He has nibble blood ?...MOL
    kidding dude !!!
    He looks great !

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  14. Ellen in OregonFebruary 26, 2013 at 11:32 PM

    A good furiend of Spitties is a furiend of us all. Is Fritzie residing in the great state of jack daniels or will he be ruling from afar? I am a bit suspecious that we have reached a point where those who have the power of photoshop are those who will be appointed powerful rulers of the realm, - but if you can vouch for the ginger mancat then Fritzie is in.

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  15. The Furries of WhisppyFebruary 26, 2013 at 11:40 PM

    Fritzy looks like he may up for some fun. Maybe you could arrange a playdate between him and me one day? You know, since you're old and I'm young...

    ...Tutu

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  16. allykFebruary 26, 2013 at 11:52 PM

    Wow, you have friends in high places!
    Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy

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  17. UnknownFebruary 27, 2013 at 1:21 AM

    Fritzie looks very noble indeed . . . and worthy of your acquaintance King Spitty!

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  18. Katie IsabellaFebruary 27, 2013 at 4:56 AM

    OH Tutu is really REALLY cheeky!

    I am delighted to make the acquaintance of Fritzie. He is of nobel lineage and a House of distinction. Handsome too. xoxoxox

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  19. Pat HattFebruary 27, 2013 at 5:06 AM

    Looks like the shoe fits err um hat, nice to have a pen pal at ones mat.

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  20. CATachresisFebruary 27, 2013 at 6:01 AM

    Sir Thomas More AND Fritzie! You are set, Spit old boy!!

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  21. Ivan from WMDFebruary 27, 2013 at 7:13 AM

    So why exactly has his human failed to set up his own blog? I'm pretty sure that's a violation of cat law.

    Does Caroline need to scream at the human? I could send her post haste.

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  22. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2013 at 8:12 AM

    Fritzie's got some very nice clothes! He looks like a very diginified kitty :)

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  23. Seville at Nerissa's LifeFebruary 27, 2013 at 8:17 AM

    I think he and my brother, Seville, might be cousins or somethin'. They look just like each other! Very handsome. purrs

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  24. MollieFebruary 27, 2013 at 8:36 AM

    He'z sure a nice looking'z ManCat Spitty :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  25. da tabbies o trout towneFebruary 27, 2013 at 9:22 AM

    veree nice ta meet ewe fritzie; if ya ever wanna stop by trout towne we will bee mor N happee ta cook ewe a reeegal feest which will be ab sent oh BURD...

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  26. UnknownFebruary 27, 2013 at 12:40 PM

    Spitty! Yous been hiding this glorious specimin of Man Catliness from me!?! He is the most darling and he can be my Chancellor anytime!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  27. meowmeowmansFebruary 27, 2013 at 1:22 PM

    Fritzie looks like a noble cat, indeed!

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  28. Shaggy and ScoutFebruary 27, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    Happy to make Sir Fritzie's acquaintance. He is very noble.
    Speaking of UtoPeea have you seen the new book of kitty poetry titled "I could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats." Available on Amazon for 10 bucks. Very inspirational.

    Regarding Ceiling Cats' (ahem) sex, we meant 'him' in the generic term. Ceiling Cat strives to be a positive example and is probably nootered. So in actuality is an 'it.'

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    Greetings Lord Chancellor! I, your humble servant, Sparky Spitfire, await your call to service. I wonder, yer Lordship, if you are awares of what happened to the original Sir Thomas? No? the LC who pissed off a certain "King" who wanted to cavort as many kittehs...uh, I mean, womens, as he pleased? Well, bend down so I can whisper it your handsome orange ear...

    *whisperwhisperwhisper-shocked-gasps-whisperwhisper-pointed-looks-at-Spitty-whisperwhisper...*

    So, my advice - keep your opinions to yerself. smile and nod. stay away from sharp objects.

    You're welcome, my Lord. Any times.

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  30. ANGEL ABBYGRACEFebruary 27, 2013 at 3:25 PM

    Fritiz is magnificient!

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  31. Just DuckyFebruary 27, 2013 at 3:36 PM

    Wow, so mighty and important.

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  32. Stacy HurtFebruary 27, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    So what yer really sayin' is you only crown the sycophants? S'ok, that's pretty traditional from what we gather.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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