Tuesday, February 19, 2013

What? No LadyCats?

Kitties, I have just been apprised of some appalling news: The College of Cardinals does not admit LadyCats!
This has thrown quite the wrench into my burgeoning plans to become Spittimus I. It might even be a deal-breaker.
No LadyCats at all? No Pillow Talk? No Furrari rides? No UTB games? 
I would have to put the kibosh on the up-close-and-purrsonal cuddles I love so well?

 I am thunderstruck. I need a Niptini and a Nap.
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37 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 19, 2013 at 6:22 PM

    Dearest Spitty,
    Yous would not want to be the pope anyway. They has to gets up early
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  2. brokenteepeeFebruary 19, 2013 at 6:34 PM

    Rule number one Spitty - celibacy. Rule number two - sacrifice.

    I do not think it is for you

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  3. Pat HattFebruary 19, 2013 at 6:42 PM

    Awesome shot
    And pfft to that even the snip snipped need to cuddle with a lady cat haha

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  4. Ivan from WMDFebruary 19, 2013 at 6:48 PM

    But...but..the College of Cardinals, Spitty, Cardinals. Isn't that like a bunch of birds? Sounds like an endless amount of edible fun to me! And you have to eat, dude. Plus, I bet you could still look.

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  5. The Island CatsFebruary 19, 2013 at 7:26 PM

    We bet they don't allow niptinis either, Spitty.

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  6. Just DuckyFebruary 19, 2013 at 7:59 PM

    Once elected you can change the rules! You are the one in charge!

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  7. The Florida FurkidsFebruary 19, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    MOL @ William!!!!



    The Florida Furkids

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  8. Katnip LoungeFebruary 19, 2013 at 8:13 PM

    PLUS, you have to wear red shoes!

    And that is SO 80's. 1380's, that is.

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  9. Catio TalesFebruary 19, 2013 at 8:22 PM

    Maybe you just have to content yourself with just being King. Or change your religion. Or change the religion - after all as Pope you would indeedy make the rules. Appoint some free thinking cardinals, change the constitution (or whatever it is called) and then invite the ladycats in. Where there's a will, there's a way.

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  10. Angel Prancer PieFebruary 19, 2013 at 8:55 PM

    We knew this would be a deal-breaker!

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  11. CoryFebruary 19, 2013 at 9:33 PM

    Tell you what...we'll just cat you Spittimus I ...and we'll fuss over you. Is that good enough? No giving up ladycats...and Jonesie is still...well jonesing for a ride in the Furrari.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2013 at 9:45 PM

    Don't worry, Spitty, being king is about a billion times better than being pope anyway :)

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  13. Mr PuddyFebruary 19, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    Spittimus I , I think " No Ladycats " is not the case ! Let's rule like the borgias ; )

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  14. The Furries of WhisppyFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:05 AM

    Silly Spitty. Stop your silly daydreaming and get over here coz we're having a SPITTY!

    ...Tutu

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  15. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:41 AM

    Spitty, you gotta stop the up close looks like that.. makes me want to give you kisses all over your furry face!

    Star says: No cuddles?? No UTB games? No ...mutual grooming? *thud* Ooohhh the horror......
    Please, don't do it, darling Spitty... I couldn't handle it. And I'm sure your legions of other ladycat admirers couldn't either!

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  16. CATachresisFebruary 20, 2013 at 2:18 AM

    Personally I can't see what all the fuss is over some old geezer in a frock? But it's their loss O Spittimus Catus the first.

    But if you should go for the job, buddy, put me down for Cardinal overseer. That will take care of lunch ;) Don't forget we are non-conformists here in Wales! Hehehe!

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  17. Fuzzy TalesFebruary 20, 2013 at 4:19 AM

    Spitty, just don't go there. Unless you want to reform a centuries-old system that is desperately out of touch with life in the 21st century. :-)

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  18. Brian's Home BlogFebruary 20, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    My sisters will be very upset with that news Spitty!

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  19. Katie IsabellaFebruary 20, 2013 at 4:29 AM

    Spittimus Catus the First! I like the sound of that!

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  20. da tabbies o trout towneFebruary 20, 2013 at 8:38 AM

    hold de mayo, hold de phone, hold de line...thanx toto....hold yur hand...thanx beatles....

    waddya meen therez a COLLEGE oh cardinals....

    an enn tire.... COLLEGE........

    thatz two manee burds, way two manee burds, way way way two manee burds

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  21. MollieFebruary 20, 2013 at 8:59 AM

    Wouldn't want to be the pope Spitty, don't fink youz allowed to eat Thuna..MOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  22. Seville at Nerissa's LifeFebruary 20, 2013 at 9:32 AM

    No ladies allowed? Well... you're gonna have to think long and hard before makin' any kind of committment to this new career. Personally, I might give it a miss. Just thinkin'... purrs

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  23. katsrusFebruary 20, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    Aww Spitty don't be sad. I think you would have more fun with us here anyways.
    Sue B

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  24. Mr PuddyFebruary 20, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    Hey Spitty,
    Just got your present, and I post it today
    Thank You
    xox

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  25. PretinhaFebruary 20, 2013 at 11:12 AM

    You dream big Spitty.

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  26. meowmeowmansFebruary 20, 2013 at 11:25 AM

    Spitty, we think you need to reconsider that whole Cardinal thing, dude.

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    Absolutely unacceptable! No purrs for them!

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  28. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)February 20, 2013 at 1:46 PM

    Gee, there are lady cardinals at OUR bird feeder. Yould think the Vatican would allow them too.

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  29. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalFebruary 20, 2013 at 1:52 PM

    Spitty I think you shall continue with being Spitty :)

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  30. ANGEL ABBYGRACEFebruary 20, 2013 at 3:48 PM

    Spitty it's better to be King Spitty!

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2013 at 5:11 PM

    also, fish is ONLY on fridays. another good reason not to bother.

    p.s...sorry I give you a hard times at Petco. i guess you is a lover, not a hunter. thought for second mebbe you was both, but...oh well...;-D

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  32. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)February 20, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    Yeah Spitty, I think the chaste life *may* not be for you!

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  33. Shaggy and ScoutFebruary 20, 2013 at 5:43 PM

    Get a few more cat years on you. Then when you are about 120 in cat years do the pope thing. They only elect you if you are old & doddering anyway, and even if you aren't, you will be soon.

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  34. Shaggy and ScoutFebruary 20, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    Pee Ess:
    Yes, we were going to do a travel thing with us in Mpls & then swing into Wisc. to meet up with Derby & Ducky. We will look up what we thought abut visiting but summer is a waaay better time of year to come up here Spitty!

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  35. Cathy KeishaFebruary 20, 2013 at 6:49 PM

    Those Priests don't think about no vows of celibacy when they're fondling those nubile altar boys and they get away with it. Cats don't have rules. Go for it! I'll be right by your side.

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  36. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiFebruary 21, 2013 at 8:33 AM

    But if you were pope surely you could change that...?

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  37. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2013 at 1:06 PM

    No ladycats?! OHBOY!

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