She says she's leaving in the late morning and will be back by bedtime, but I'm worried. What if I get hungry before then? What if I eat too much breakfast and there's nuffing left for later? What if I want to play? Or, worse, have brushies?
What about all that?
Not acceptable, she needs to stay home and cater to your every whim.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? We thinks she is gonna owe you big time!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
You SO should have been included n the invite. So you could have turned them down.
ReplyDeleteGasp! You mean someone is having a party and DIDNT invite you?? What kind of party is that?? And your human would rather be somewhere without you?? I'm... shocked.. Pardon me, but I must go rest my head as I contemplate such thing...
ReplyDeleteStar says: hmm, your human seems to be doing a lot of things that put her first, not you. Perhaps it's time for a house trashing party... or just don't be home when she gets back. You can come to my house and I'll paw feed you chicken from my own dainty paws, then we can have a snuggle, some baff lickings and whatever else our little hearts desire, ok? Purrrrr
Well Spitty, I suggest you do what you do best - nap!
ReplyDeleteThis is a travesty, nay, an ABOMINATION of the Cat-human dealio!
ReplyDeleteYou just tell your human "no dice". We're willing to bet she did NOT submit the proper forms (in triplicate, typed) at LEAST two weeks in advance for approval.
We'd advise yakking copiously *just* before she's ready to leave. A) She'll be racked with guilt, and B) you can always re-consume the mess if you get peckish.
She should have hired someone to come in and cater to your every whim, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't hired a servant to wait on you while she's away?? I mean, you should have an extra servant on hand anyway...
ReplyDeleteOh, that's just WRONG. Spitty, why did she not even invite you? And why is there not a substitute servant there to cater to your every desire?
ReplyDeleteWe hope your human has fun at the party, and that she feels so bad upon her return that she spoils you rotten! :)
Spitty, your human should hire somebody to be at your beck and call ALL DAY while she is gone! I am sure the hourly rate on this is not cheap, but neither are you!
ReplyDeleteWhat if you frow up in her shoes? Heh heh. I cannot believe she's being so cold and callous. Come over here if you get hungry or lonely. I think Pop may fill my crunchies dish by then and there's plenty of FF.
ReplyDeleteYes, unacceptable. But what about having your own party to which you invite all of us ? Huh ?
ReplyDeleteLet's trash the house! WEEEEEE!
DeleteOf course, we will not touch the pink beddie. XOXO
Prancer! Punapippuri INSPIRED!
DeleteI say you hide her food the next day.
ReplyDeleteMake HER go without food until bedtime and see how SHE likes it.
So there!
; ) Katie
It's unfortunate that you won't have anyone to cater to your whims tomorrow. But, you will have your kingdom to yourself so you can lounge anywhere and not be disturbed. Hopefully the human will make up for her absence by giving you extra treats, play time, and brushies on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteAll good questions.
ReplyDeleteBTW, our mama knows the Albany Bulb. She used to walk there with papa. In fact she once blogged about it in her personal blog. http://calrat.blogspot.com/2011/04/outdoor-art-gallery.html
Emma and Buster
Dood. HOUSE TRASHING PARTY!!! We'll all bring foods and drink, make a huge mess, and leave 2 seconds before she comes home. It'll be a blast!
ReplyDeleteOh Spitty-Dearest, I am so sorry to be late visitin. There were horrible noisy Beins all in the house makin bangin noises an it took us a while to come out after. But had I known you were lonely, I would have been out the bedroom and over right through those strange Beins legs into the telepot tunnel to comfort you as I am over now...
ReplyDeleteComfort your upset royal head on my tummy an I will purr you to sleep while slippin the best treats I have brought into yer mouf fer gentle nomming like peeled caterpillars! Oh, my dearest one, I allowed myself to fail in my attention to you in my own fear of strangers here and I should not have. You ALLUS come first. Can you ever forgive me? ~ Iza-Lambie
No need to panic, Spitty...fire up your tunnel and get yourself here!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, EXCELLENT suggestions here! I say trash the place! xoxox I can throw stuffs all over and HIGHER than anykitty can reach!
ReplyDeleteI agree with you - why we get no birthday invitation? Maybe you can call the pizza-guy, when you are hungry? Have a great caturday ( I know to be alone is boring) - I hope your mom is back soon.
ReplyDeleteI sure hate you being alone Spitty! Hey, a NipFest Pawty with your pals might just do the trick!
ReplyDeleteOh no that's terrible! Did you obtain your human's credit card before she left? 'Cause you need to order food and massage chair delivered while she is gone!
ReplyDeleteWe bet your mom will leave extra food for you and give you brushies when she gets home. This will be another lazy day so you can rest up for your next great adventure. If you are interested in another tuxie girl, though our dad calls her a cow cat, Lisbeth has her paw raised. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteYou have VERY valid concerns Spitty.....as if it weren't desperately insulting NOT to be invited to the pawty, then you're left to fend for yourself food, brush, and "other" wise. Want me to report her to the ASPCA or HSUS? Just gimme the word buddy....
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
It took hours to recover from my fainting at your human's utter neglect, Spitty. Of course, you could always come here. Maybe Caroline would share some Cheez-Its with you.
ReplyDeleteYou need to hitch a ride in her purse, she'll never know
ReplyDeleteOh No Spitty, that is one norty Mom. We cannot believe that you weren't invited. That is so rude. That Mom will miss you and hopefully come home in time for you to eat your fuds. We need to put the bitey on her.
ReplyDeleteTake care and try to have a good week end.
Our mom's first kitteh, Butch, got back at Mom big-time once. When she returned from vacation, he left a BIG FAT FRESH STINKIN' POOP on her PILLOW!!! Boy, did she ever get the message. We're just sayin' .....
ReplyDeleteI'll get in my magic tunnel pal and bring you a food package. Never fear, your human may let you starve, but your friends will come to your aid!
ReplyDeletelet's have a house trashing pawty!!! I'll bring NOMS too!
ReplyDeleteLove, Cody
She better bring you home some yummy treats.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Spitty we wanted to thank you and your human for leaving us such uplifting and inspirational comments. It helps my Momma help me. So just wanted to give you a big pawhug because well we love you guys and we just wanted you to know how much it means to us.
ReplyDeleteNow, I hope you don't starve while your human is away!
You are NOT invited to the party ??
ReplyDeleteOMC !!
Sure hope she brings home a BIG kittybag for you :)
XOXO
Spit, I think the house trashing lobby has it!! We'll be right over with hairballs ready for yakking and fur to grind into the carpet, not even mentioning the you-know-what to spread around the bed!! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat is so wrong not inviting you. Don't worry though, I have been out catching mousies in the fields and I am about to teleport over with them.
ReplyDeleteQuelle SHOCK. Seriouslies, human behavior mystifies us. Simply MYSTIFIES us!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my world! Not only does it happen the 3 days a week there is Farm Markets, but now Mommy and Daddy are going to a commercial kitchen, so wes don't see them 6 DAYS a week (except in the evening)
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Well we think you should of been invited. Looks like your going to have to get your own food Spitty :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh Cod Spitty!! I was left all alone yesterday too!!! And THEY barely bothered to make it home in time to get my dinner...I almost starved all day without my 'tween meal snicky snacks...sigh
ReplyDeleteHow are you doin' there, pal? Did you survive?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
humans are SO selfish! My daddy has gone to a beerfestival today instead of staying home with me. Mummy has had to take a half day to be here with me, but its not the same
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should order take out with Mums credit things!
ReplyDeleteA thought anyhoo