Monday, August 26, 2013

Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

Yep, Pawd'ners, it's been a tough day, what with  Morning Patrol and the constant complaining of the Human who seems to have contracted a little summer cold which you'd think was freakin' pneumonia the way she's carrying on about it. She's been nothing but trouble ever since she got home from work. 

Stuff a few Kleenexes up there and zip it, Human.  Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here?

32 comments:

  1. haha that title sounds naughty, Pat stuffs the kleenexs up there too haha

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  2. Spitty, have patience with your human. We are higher beings and must pity them for their human frailties. And don't let her get any nose drippings on your beautiful furs.

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  3. They do tend to whine, but those summer colds are no fun!

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  4. Sounds like your human could benefit with 2000 units of Vitamin D3 daily. It'll work wonders on those frequent colds so she can devote all her time to you with snot-free hands.

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  5. The best cure for any illness is a purring kitty. Just make sure they turn their heads when they sneeze!

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  6. Yeah, we dealt with mum sniffling and sneezing for weeks. We think she is finally over that icky cold.

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  7. Hee-hee, our Mom says that all the time.

    What could be better (after a hard Morning Patrol), than the pink beddie? AHHH!

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  8. That is one powerful back of disrespect! She cannot fail but to get the message,dude.

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  9. Life is a female dog Spitty.
    I seem to say that to you a lot

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  10. Your human can't be as awful as MINE is when she is sick - ugh! I just want to sit under the bed until she gets better. Fortunately she is rarely ill.

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  11. Poor sleepy Spitty! I mean, I feel for your human too, it stinks being sick, but you're obviously too tired to deal with all that stuff. And as King, you shouldn't have to! ;)

    Star says: Spitty, you think you got it bad? My mom is a loud baby just because she got humongous shots in both knees, wah wah wah, you asked for it human! And on top of that, the big ol' barbarian is having a birthday and he's torturing me about it! ugh! Will you come to the party with me? It's probably the only thing that will make it bearable.. Purrrs

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  12. You tell her, Spitty! She shouldn't interrupt your nap with a silly cold.

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  13. When our human gets sick she wants to snuggle, be glad you just got the whining. Lee and Phod

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  14. Oh Spitty...at least you are shielded from her vagaries by the PINK BEDDIE!

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  15. A cold is no reason to disturb a sleeping cat. Have you seen some nice Ladies on your morning patrol?

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  16. Spitty you look super comfy in that plush pink bed!

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  17. We're sorry "she" got the sniffles. We hope she'll be better soon.

    Now about that pink bed, Spitty! You're obviously secure in your mancat-hood! (You look good in pink!)

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  18. Now, Spitty. You *know* how humans are. You just have to put up with them.

    Oh, and it looks to me that there's room in that pink beddie for a certain blue-eyed girl. I've got one of those Priority Mail boxes all ready.

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  19. dood...that... ore tell her ta wrap 5 slices oh perch round her head....herring werks grate two but ya knead mor

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  20. spitty, try to pretend you care a little about the human, after all she got the thumbs dood!

    emma and buster

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  21. Oh Spitty, you absolutely crack us up. Summer colds are really terrible according to our mom, and she wants you to cut your mom a little slack. Too bad it isn't bad enough for her to stay in bed and snuggle with you. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  22. I hope your human will feel better soon! It's really bothering to hear them cough and sneeze all the time.
    Purrs

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  23. Aren't you even a little concerned about your Human, Spitty? Maybe if you lay next to her and purred, she'll feel better and quit her whining AND you get your precious sleep?

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  24. Thank GOODNESS you have that beautiful pink bed in which to nap away your sorrows.

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  25. What is it with these puny humans???

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  26. I hope she soon feels better. I hate to think that she could be sneezing over you.

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  27. Spitty,
    Yous KNOWS our humans is delicate creatures! Yous need to treats them with a velvet paw!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  28. We're very sorry your human's whining and sniffling are inconveniencing you. We hope she feels better soon so she can get back to attending to your every request and whim while not disturbing your sleep.

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  29. We hopes mom is feeling better furry soon. Mom says she probably got the cold from going back to work and being among all those people. We say that's a good reason for her stay home with you, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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