Thursday, August 1, 2013

This Mousie Is Too Big

I like the tiny, sisal-wrapped mousies with feather tails, but the Human wrings her aging hands and says she cannot find them any more at PetSmart or the small neighborhood pet store near our house. 
I say, "Pish-tosh! You are not trying hard enough! There are a LOT of stores you haven't been to, Ms. LazyPants!!"
This mousie is too large, and while it does have sorta-sisal wrapped around it, it is weird shiny stuff. It is not a ManCatly Mouse at all.
I am disappointed.

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  1. Put the bitey on it anyway, Spitty. Just for fun.

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  2. Has your Human ever heaerd of the Internet? Has she never heard of Baby Patches and Nip and Bones? Humans have no excuses. I think I may have a couple of the smousies you're looking for might be convinced to part with one.

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    1. That should read I might be convinced to part with one. It's so hard to get good help these days.

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  3. Mebbe the old ones can be re-wrapped. We have that size, but not smaller ones. Ours are rattley, too. Are yours?

    We hope yer Mom finds the ones you like. You should NEVER be disappointed...

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  4. On the upside, you do look very handsome on that blanket, Spitster!

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  5. You need to let her borrow the Furrari. I say, if somebody has a car, there's no excuse not finding what we want. And right away, too!

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  6. You're just wishing he was pink.
    ; ) Katie

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  7. I like little mousies too - they are much more whappable!

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  8. Jenna likes those little mousies wrapped in the shiny stuff and have skinny tails! Maybe you'd like them better, too.

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  9. Yes, and it is BLUE: Pink is more your colour.

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  10. Well, amazon have a 6 pack of sisal mice called soft bite sisal mice if your human doesn't find what you like at Nip n Bones.

    http://www.amazon.com/Soft-Bite-Sisal-Mice-pack/dp/B0040UH7L6/ref=sr_1_288?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1375425698&sr=1-288&keywords=cat+mouse+pack

    We also have really liked those mice in the past but do not have any currently. They seem to randomly break in half and unravel.

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  11. Oo, that tail looks like it's flipping in irritation! Perhaps your human should post a picture of the special mousie, maybe someone knows where to get more?

    Star says: Humans are sooo unreliable! What say we abandon them for the evening and spend it just kitty to kitty? We can compare worst-human notes, plot revenge and when we're tired of that, we can snuggle and bathe each other, ok? XOXOXOXO

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  12. We don't have a mouse like that so we don't have a clue on where to get one. Looks like Amazon has them. Hope you get the right thing really soon Spitty. Hope you have a great Friday and a great week end.

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  13. Well, be thankful your Human didn't bring home that GIANT sisal wrapped mouse that Cody has. Haha!
    We have some sisal covered mice but they have a felt like tail instead of feathers.

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  14. we have tiny mouses in the UK will keep an eye out for you King Spitty :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  15. I will keep a watch out Spitty...or when you come over, we can shop the innerwebs.

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  16. Dang, I didn't know mousie could be too big?

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  17. We are sorry your people are such failures. Lee and Phod whose people are no better

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  18. Hi Spitty, Please tell your mom to send us your mailing address to janet.blue@thecatonmyhead.com. Mom says that she can help you out with your little problem. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  19. My kitties prefer the small mice too and we can't find them either.
    Sue B

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  20. Well you look amused at least, or rather ticked off with it, lazy humans

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  21. Oh, for Cod's sake. How INEPT of her! If she has the cojones to teach at a Catholic school (eeeeeekk!!!!) she certainly can gird her loins to troll the innernets for the perfect schmousie.

    ALSO--William is skin and bones because he is being STARVED against his will, and you are HEFTY because we likes us some big-boned mancats, oh yes we do...hubba hubba.

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  22. dood...ebay...sisal mouz heaven....

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/Eco-Friendly-Natural-Sisal-Mouse-Cat-Toy-3-Assorted-Colors-Eco-Cat-/400470251486?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d3de317de

    mite bee sum info over load ther......

    hay, haza awesum week oh end, eat plentee oh ham samiches !!!

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  23. Seriously? Surely some place has to have those, Spitty. You should just jump in the Furrari and find some!

    Oh, and by the way, Sheba is not really lazy. We think she has kind of been in shock over being at the shelter. It has been a tough adjustment for her, but she is making strides with every passing week. Seeing her this active was actually HUGE. Next up ... trying to get her to venture out of her cage! :)

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  24. I like that mousie! Can I have it? Me-Ommmmm

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  25. Your tail does righteous indignation with an catitude, MOL.

    We hopes your mom finds the right mousie for you soon.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  26. Hope mum finds them soon. That does look as though it could be fun for now though.. Hugs GJ xx

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  27. Aw Spitty, I'm sorry your mom hasn't been able to find your favorite toy. That's so disappointing.

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  28. Oh dear your favorite is missing! Spitty what happened?

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  29. Hmmmm my Mom is gonna look and see if she can find any for you

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  30. well, that, and it's also verrah BLUE, which is not good wif your coloring. I say toss it out and start over. Did you get the Real Mousie I mailed last week? They're always the right size. I'll pick up a dozen or so for you. they often get lost so easily...

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  31. DOOD, tell us PLEEZ that you're not jonesing for something PINK.

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  32. What happened to your mouse supply?

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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