~ OR ~
Now you can be honest, Kitties and Humans.
*I* certainly wouldn't dream of getting out my spellbook
to make your warts grow back.
Faced with this sumptuous birthday repast
or a few extra hours spent cuddling with yours truly,
which would you choose?
In answering, you might take note of the fact that *I* was not allowed
to post yesterday. That might be a little hint to the alert reader
about which foolish choice the Human made.
No contest Spitty, I would choose kitty cuddles.
ReplyDeleteI don't know Spitty - the human does have to eat to keep up her strength
ReplyDeleteBirthday? Where's the cake???
ReplyDelete(Was it your Human's birthday? My mom's coming up post haste. And where is she? Off gallivanting with pink birds.)
No contest. None at all. Ane even Äiti agrees. No doesn't that make your Human feel really bad!?
ReplyDeleteOh, Spitty, that feast sure is sumptuous. But she could have let YOu eat it and then cuddled you once all the food was i your tum.
ReplyDeleteHow about Dinner AND Me? I was wondering where you were yesterday. There were noisy workmen working on the next door neighbor's leaking house and they climbed all over our roof! I spent the afternoon stalking and growling at them. It was FUN! And Mommy was so proud. She said I would make a good guard kitty. *proud*
ReplyDelete...Tutu
There's no question here, Spitster. It's gonna be you everytime.
ReplyDeleteNo warts for us!
I want both! Kitties should not have to make one choice.
ReplyDeleteHow about you on my lap and dinner inside both of us???
ReplyDeleteOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I would pass more time with you spitty!:)
ReplyDeleteWe would share the dinner - pull up a chair for you. Then, the cuddles and rubs on your full tummy!
ReplyDeleteHumans can be so, so, irresponsible and make silly choices!
ReplyDeleteDude, 3rd of September is my birthday so of course, I chose you ! To sing for me ; )
ReplyDeleteMiss you, buddy
xox
That's a no brainer. Of course i'd choose you. =)
ReplyDeleteCuddles are good...right after we eat!
ReplyDeleteOh SPITTY! YOU. No one but YOU! You mean there is a choice? No brainer. YOU.
ReplyDeleteWhat, we can't have both? We can't make out what the dinner is--we want to know first, before deciding. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHow could she ignore you, that is just rude
ReplyDeleteChoice is not a word in my vocabulary! Spitty, the human needs to get organised. The only way that will happen is if you do it! Trust me! Been there, done that …. ;)
ReplyDeleteyou. and only you. or the best: dinner WITH you :o)
ReplyDeleteSpitty it would be you!
ReplyDeleteSue B
Spitty cuddles win paws down! Happy B Day to the human!! Mom and Dad will celebrate with her in a couple weeks...wink, wink. PeeEss thank you for changing your comment setting. Now we can leave a comment using iPad.
ReplyDeleteI have a sinking feeling that your Human chose HER tummy over YOUR tummy. I trust you have rewarded her incorrect choice appropriately? A well placed hairball perhaps??
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
BAD MAMA!
ReplyDeleteNo question about it Spitty, we would chose you!
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ReplyDeleteI would have picked you over the dinner, my friend. Unless... of course... there was nip involved. No. No. I would have picked you.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
kitty cuddles don't have calories; but loads of fun; so I pick you spitty.
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
OMC that dinner looks scrumptious! Is it Chinese food? Oh sorry. Of course, I'd pick cuddling with you, Spitty but could we do it apres dinner?
ReplyDeleteOops, Happy Birthday to your Human. How did I miss this on FB?
ReplyDeleteWe dunno, Spitty...that food looks pretty tasty.
ReplyDeleteThat food looks just too tempting, well I am a dog and I have no will power..BOL xx0xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Well I missed the birthday part too. Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Spitty, our mom says she would have selected you over all the food in a nano second! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteUh oh, sounds like your human made the wrong choice.
ReplyDeleteI go for the dinner and my mom-person go for you Spitty :)
ReplyDeleteOh Spitty they really are so foolish are they not.
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