I'm Baaaaaaaaaack!

As you may have noticed, I've been sulking for a couple of days,

hot and harried by the 90-degree temperatures and my Human's 

irritating-though-unsurprising failure to provide consistent service.

On Thursday, there was "Back-to-School-Night" during which

patient adults had to endure the decidedly unsnappy patter

to which ordinarily only their air-headed teenage offspring are subjected. 

Honestly, it's so hot I don't know what her excuse was yesterday.

However, I have not been completely unproductive. 

I have been appointing Viceroys! Last Thursday, 

I wrote of my chief Viceroy, Fritzie, which apparently

encouraged other friendly Kitties to step up

and volunteer themselves as additional Viceroys.

As you can see above, the Richmond District, north of Golden Gate Park

has been assigned to Emma and Buster (their Mom likes the restaurants there), and

the Haight Ashbury will be governed remotely by the Tabbies of Trout Towne.

Glogirly's Katie offered Waffles up, so he's been (virtually) stationed

in the Western Addition, and cousins Aggie, Wally and Miss Madie Mitten Kitten

will defend Noe Valley and the Castro.
Update:  Pricilla has maaa'ed that she would accept the Viceroyship
of the Mission District, chock full of history, murals, excellent food,
tacquerias and more Hipster doofuses than you can shake your tail at.

Other kitties volunteered themselves as well, and there are plenty more

neighborhoods to go around, Kitties, plenty! Surely somekitty will want

to become the Viceroy of the New Bay Bridge! And what kitty wouldn't want

to govern from the lofty heights of Twin Peaks? 

So stay tuned for further appointments to come.

Also, my long-ago offer to conduct a coronation or two in Maryland

has at last been accepted. Negotiations have been initiated, and if all goes well, 

you may expect a ceremony by Halloween