Thursday, June 26, 2014

Friends, I Need Your Help

I am conflicted. I am filled with angst. I am fraught with disquiet. 

 Or something. 

 On the one hand, I have an image to maintain. On the other: Meltingly pleasurable pettings.

 You must see my difficulty. If only, if only, if only she didn't take pictures of such humiliating moments.
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37 comments:

  1. Shaggy and ScoutJune 26, 2014 at 7:18 PM

    We see it the other way...she is doing your bidding.

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  2. The Island CatsJune 26, 2014 at 7:21 PM

    It's okay, Spitty. Sometimes you just gotta give in and go with it. Besides...it does feel good, doesn't it?

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  3. Katnip LoungeJune 26, 2014 at 7:24 PM

    Pretend it's a kitty double in all pictures...

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  4. Catio TalesJune 26, 2014 at 7:38 PM

    Dr Spitty and Mr Softie - Jekyll and Hyde - it's easy! And fashionable to have asplit pursonality.

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  5. Angel Prancer PieJune 26, 2014 at 8:47 PM

    You could hide the flashy box or rend several of her fingers useless. Your choice, Spitster.
    No need to worry about your image with us!
    XOXO

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  6. JacquelineJune 26, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    We know you are really the boss of your human and only a secure mancat would allow such photos to be taken, much less published=you are all THAT and a bag of nip, handsome boy!MOL...We adore you, sweet friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

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  7. brokenteepeeJune 26, 2014 at 9:46 PM

    A conundrum to be sure.

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  8. MeganJune 26, 2014 at 10:07 PM

    Spitty - I think your readers/fans are a sufficiently sophisticated audience to understand that you are a kitty that can be King of the world, with all that that demands, as well as having a softer, sensitive side. Indeed, in 2014, it's probably expected that any mancat will be multidimensional and many faceted. Don't fight it - just lie back and enjoy all the pleasures that you've (at last) trained your human to deliver.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  9. Lone Star CatsJune 26, 2014 at 11:00 PM

    Try breakin da camera. Just a thought.

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  10. Photo CacheJune 27, 2014 at 12:39 AM

    she is under your command, doing your bidding.

    emma and buster

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  11. Mickey's MusingsJune 27, 2014 at 1:20 AM

    It is a human's job to give us pleasure!
    Showing your pleasure is just that and nothing more.
    You are still the king!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  12. Summer at sparklecat.comJune 27, 2014 at 1:23 AM

    You should deny her your enjoyment until she puts the camera down!

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  13. Cats Herd YouJune 27, 2014 at 3:10 AM

    Don't worry, we won't tell anyone. You'll have to swear all of your other blog visitors to secrecy, too!

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  14. Eastside CatsJune 27, 2014 at 5:20 AM

    Oh Spitty, what's a mancat to do?

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  15. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 6:55 AM

    you can flip a coin... or no, wait... you can flip a mouse. No matter what result you get, you still have a mouse :o)

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  16. Kitties BlueJune 27, 2014 at 7:14 AM

    Oh but you are so adorably handsome in this picture. The seven girls among us are having heart palpitations. Kitties Blue is having a giveaway for an adorable appliquéd feline flag. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  17. Stacy HurtJune 27, 2014 at 7:42 AM

    Getting in touch with your inner lap cat? I wouldn't know, mine got locked in some guys box. I yhink his name was Schrodinger or something like that.
    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan

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  18. Pat HattJune 27, 2014 at 8:18 AM

    lol when all else fails, blame photoshop

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  19. TamagoJune 27, 2014 at 8:44 AM

    You should break her camera while she is sleeping...
    But I love your adorable picture :-)

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  20. charpppsJune 27, 2014 at 8:45 AM

    Spitty, this really makes it clear to the world that she is following your orders to a "T". She is being a good slave.
    Enjoy.
    purrs,
    J, J, E & R

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  21. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJune 27, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    Oh Spitty it only adds to your aura!

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  22. da tabbies o trout towneJune 27, 2014 at 10:33 AM

    dood...

    itz knot veree disquiet down heer just out side de window on YUR STREET &

    ******************** jack azz jack hammer shut de HEL********************************************

    WE IZ STILL SCREEMIN TA BEE HURD....

    thanx ewe..... de jack azz jack hammer shut up..... but we iz tryin ta say if ewe haz sum angst then

    *************************************** son ova ********************************

    heerz two a yellowtail horse mackerull kinda week oh end !!

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  23. Quinn and Angel brandiJune 27, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    But she is merely doing your bidding, oh King! That's the way to think it!

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  24. The Furries of WhisppyJune 27, 2014 at 11:09 AM

    She was just scratching an itch you couldn't reach. Right? Of course you weren't being all lovey eyes and a big teddy bear of a softie. Not our Spitty!

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  25. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)June 27, 2014 at 12:53 PM

    The pictures are OK Spitty. Your staff is SUPPOSED ta give you pleasurable attention!

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  26. WinstonJune 27, 2014 at 1:03 PM

    Take the rubs and then when you've had enough give an almighty BITE to the rub giver...that's what I do! Image restored!

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  27. Memories of Eric and FlynnJune 27, 2014 at 3:03 PM

    Just go with the flow Spitty.

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  28. Ivan from WMDJune 27, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Caroline could photobomb for you! She's good at that.

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  29. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenJune 27, 2014 at 5:22 PM

    Now, now Spitty! I'm a strong mancat and I LOVE to be petted! Just go with the flow and the heck with the camera! Love, Cody

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  30. Brian's Home BlogJune 27, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    It is okay to have a happy pal!

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  31. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyJune 27, 2014 at 5:41 PM

    Say it is your doppelgänger :)

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  32. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 5:55 PM

    Seriously Spittster...give up that act! You are a self indulgent mancat...like they all are...*pads off shaking head*

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  33. Cathy KeishaJune 27, 2014 at 6:12 PM

    When TW gets out the camera while petting me, I turn around and bite her no matter how good it feels.

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  34. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 7:49 PM

    Aaaaw Spitty yous nuffin' tu worry 'bout handsum.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  35. Ann BoyajianJune 28, 2014 at 11:05 AM

    Not fair - she got you all softened up and when you were putty, she used the flashy box!

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  36. Timmy TomcatJune 29, 2014 at 5:01 AM

    This is the conundrum of cats the world over. When does enjoyable contact turn to the insidious progression of familiarity. The cat mind boggles

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  37. Marty the ManxJune 29, 2014 at 6:17 PM

    When one is getting kitty massages one is allowed to look a bit less mancatly. That is the rule and I am sticking to it!

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