It's not my fault the gooey bomit oozed its way down into the crevices between the DVDs! It's not my fault the DVDs ended up here:
She should be streaming her shows anyways! It's 2014, for Cod's sake!
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Kitties, This Is Why
I can't has unrestricted access to my beloved fresh kitty grass "for awhile":
It's not my fault that I was overcome in an inauspicious bomiting spot, right?
It's not my fault the gooey bomit oozed its way down into the crevices between the DVDs! It's not my fault the DVDs ended up here:
It's not my fault the gooey bomit oozed its way down into the crevices between the DVDs! It's not my fault the DVDs ended up here:
You'll be so proud of me, Spitty. Just yesterday morning, I vomited my entire breakfast WHILE RUNNING! Mommy was so happy I left most of it at her feet to feed her slippers. MOL.
ReplyDelete...Tutu
lol she should keep them off the ground anyway
ReplyDelete*mol* *mol* *mol*
ReplyDeleteNice aim, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteWe thought it added some colour to boring black boxes! Good one.
ReplyDeletedood...speekin oh cod...ewe noe that one fisherman dood ya steeled fish frum N we thinked it wuz flounder.....guess what....
ReplyDeleteOut, damn'd sod!
ReplyDeleteSpitty let me tell you I had poopy pants again today, so Mom had to take me into the bathroom and give me a pantaloon bath. I wiggled and miggled all over the place and made it very hard for Mom, but she managed to upset both of us. That is just wrong! I tell you wrong!! So bomitin is better than poopy pants.
ReplyDeleteHAH! You tell her, Spitty! Pop sez The Newsroom is a great show, BTW, as if WE care.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Spitty! I left a nice hairball in the hallway this morning.
ReplyDelete~Elliott
ha ha - that one tops mine pal. Good job! I'll have to remember that trick.
ReplyDeleteYou tell her, Spitty! Bomit happens.
ReplyDeleteWhat you said about streaming, Spitty! BTW, cat grass has been banned from our house for a similar reason.
ReplyDeleteAt least you were streaming the grass Spitty!
ReplyDeleteOOPS.......
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Talk about STREAMING, Spitty. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, that's why I don't get grass anymore. ~Wally
ReplyDeleteOur mum is even behinder, she still has VHS tapes!
ReplyDeleteBTW, mum has gotten to ride in Furrarri's, Jaguars, Shelby Cobra's and all sorts of other fancy cars over the years. That is a perk she gets from playing with racy cars.
Good shot, King Spitty! Wethinks you need more kitty grass, not less. And yes, streaming is the answer. Then you could yak over papers instead.
ReplyDeleteThat was quite the aim Spitty! Even Ralphie the master kitty grass vomiter is impressed!
ReplyDeleteWell done Spitty! Furry artistic in our estimation. Your mom bean has no appawciation for true art, MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Well THOSE were worth Bomiting on... WE dont watch DVDs. Except the Cat-Sitter ones.
ReplyDeleteGOOD SHOW SPITTOLA! WELL DONE! I am exceeding proud of you. Purrfect aim, purrfect result..Oh, I am just so excited that you horked a good one and in the best of places. Even *I* have not done That! I hope they do have Horking as a category in the Cat Olympics. You and Me. What an unbeatable combo! And we have proof too! My missile and your DVD's. xxoox
ReplyDeleteQuite right Spiity. She should be streaming more and then you wouldn't have to chuck up over the cd's LOL. Great aim by the way pal. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
MOL!! Doesn't your human know that kitty grass MAKES kitties throw up? Not your fault!
ReplyDeleteGoodness Spitty thats hardly a Bomit. Just a little spit of the green. Let her have a nice tube of hair in her shoe to make up
ReplyDeleteMOL! You're absolutely right -- who watched DVDs these days?! Silly humans… hope you get kitty grass access again soon!
ReplyDeleteYou made Mom LOL. Always a good thing. Sorry you had to hurl to do it! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI agree, she should stream now instead.
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