Saturday, August 30, 2014

I Need a Lawyer




I was promised new kitty grass today.

 Yes, I know I frowed up the old stuff on the living room rug yesterday, and for some reason you seem to think that vitiates our agreement.

 But I am almost certain the law is on my side here.

 P.S. Don't forget to leave a comment on yesterday's post! I want the Human to have to part with the whole hundred!
at

31 comments:

  1. Catio TalesAugust 30, 2014 at 9:26 AM

    How could she resist those pleading eyes ?
    Of course you must have kitty grass.

    ReplyDelete
  2. UnknownAugust 30, 2014 at 9:34 AM

    We agree no one can resist that look. Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

    ReplyDelete
  3. Katie IsabellaAugust 30, 2014 at 9:41 AM

    Lawyer Katie Calhoun, at your servisss.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 30, 2014 at 10:40 AM

    Wait, isn't it against the law to renege on an agreement? Unless there was a clause in there voiding it in case of hacking up the old grass. And I bet your human didn't think to put that in, did she?

    Wow, I'm learning fast, huh?

    ReplyDelete
  5. MariodacatAugust 30, 2014 at 11:02 AM

    A lawyer will cost too much - Even Lawyer Katie - she'll demand Fancy Feast for a year - Go to small claims court and do it yourself. You are smart and can handle it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Shaggy and ScoutAugust 30, 2014 at 11:35 AM

    Sheesh, what does she think cat grass if FOR anyway...?!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Mickey's MusingsAugust 30, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    She IS your servant so tell her to act like one and get you grass!
    Small claims court will also work ;)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

    ReplyDelete
  8. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 30, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    Doesn't she realise the whole idea of grass is to make you throw up?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Louche TabbyAugust 30, 2014 at 2:33 PM

    Don't eat kitty grass; it's gross. Get treats instead. They're tastier, and you won't yak them up.

    ReplyDelete
  10. CATachresisAugust 30, 2014 at 3:10 PM

    I think vitiating is against some kind of law!!

    ReplyDelete
  11. AnonymousAugust 30, 2014 at 3:22 PM

    Yow tell yer Hu'Man da yakkin waz 'cause da litteh grass waz old n stale n ya were provin dat point so dey wuud supplie NEW grass fer ya today ;)
    If dat not werk go to JudgeJudy.com n take da pawentz to her court ;)
    She'll see ya rite Spitty!!!
    Sinseerlee Nylablue :)

    ReplyDelete
  12. Brian's Home BlogAugust 30, 2014 at 3:58 PM

    I think you will win the case Spitty!

    ReplyDelete
  13. The Island CatsAugust 30, 2014 at 4:52 PM

    We can't help you, Spitty. We lost our case for grass long ago when Wally decided to pull all the grass out including the dirt onto the living room carpet.

    ReplyDelete
  14. MeganAugust 30, 2014 at 5:01 PM

    I'm with Summer (and yes, she is learning VERY quickly!) If there was no clause about yakking up the old stuff, then the contract stands. You have right on your side King S.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

    ReplyDelete
  15. Lone Star CatsAugust 30, 2014 at 5:18 PM

    Ya haves da law on your side dude.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Pat HattAugust 30, 2014 at 5:34 PM

    They will throw the book at her for that

    ReplyDelete
  17. Cathy KeishaAugust 30, 2014 at 5:36 PM

    It just so happens *I* happen to be a DA. You can see me defend Katie in that video. An oral contract IS binding and that’s what you got. Spitty’s human should be at PetSmart buying new cat grass right about NOW!

    ReplyDelete
  18. Marty the ManxAugust 30, 2014 at 5:44 PM

    Oh we agree wholeheartedly Spitty! Somekitty here horked it with some good food and a nice hairball down the arm of the couch on Thursday for Mom to find. It was quite impressive! No one is ratting either MOL!

    ReplyDelete
  19. A TonlAugust 30, 2014 at 7:04 PM

    Seriouslies! Breach of Contract!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Katnip LoungeAugust 30, 2014 at 7:05 PM

    Daddy says it's a crime to withhold grass, from anybody, for ANY reason.

    ReplyDelete
  21. Angel Prancer PieAugust 30, 2014 at 11:20 PM

    Did she actually SEE you frow-up on the living room rug? Could have been the kitteh across the street. Just sayin.

    ReplyDelete
  22. AnonymousAugust 31, 2014 at 3:06 AM

    with new grass the rug would be probably ok. I agree with you, maybe you can call Ben Matlock?

    ReplyDelete
  23. pilch92August 31, 2014 at 7:50 AM

    Poor kitty. How hard is it to get you some fresh grass? Bad Human.

    ReplyDelete
  24. AnonymousAugust 31, 2014 at 8:04 AM

    I thought kitty grass was supposed to BE tossed up to help us cats with hair balls and upset tummy stufff???why does that vitiate that agreement of you are doing what needs to be done? Your human is wrong, definitely.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenAugust 31, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    my brother-in-law is a lawyer, want to borrow him?

    ReplyDelete
  26. AnonymousAugust 31, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    Did you lawyer-up yet Spitty? Also I say unless there's pruff that was you that horked up that kitty grass, you've got THAT on your side too!

    Hugs, Sammy

    ReplyDelete
  27. Angel Ginger JasperAugust 31, 2014 at 10:17 AM

    Oh surely she cant resist that sweet face x

    ReplyDelete
  28. Kitties BlueAugust 31, 2014 at 11:38 AM

    We are on your side Spitty. If new kitty grass is promised, then it should be delivered with speed and alacrity. If you don't get it, call us. Our dad's a lawyer. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

    ReplyDelete
  29. AnonymousAugust 31, 2014 at 2:47 PM

    Yous wight Spitty da law is fur suwe on yous side this time. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

    ReplyDelete
  30. UnknownSeptember 1, 2014 at 12:55 PM

    Stare at the clock, Spitty. Time is running out. You can make it happen!

    ReplyDelete
  31. SashaSeptember 2, 2014 at 4:16 AM

    grass is for eating and throwing up.

    ReplyDelete

Leave me a meow or a hiss; I don't mind a hiss or two. . . or even a bitey.