The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Can You Even Believe It?
My first real post after weeks and weeks and WEEKS of frusteration, and the Human decides we should post a little Block Pawty video in which *I*, the eponymous Spitty of SpittySpeaks, do not even appear? Not even as a damn cameo? Phffft.
Outrageous - all those humans having fun and not a kitty in sight. We'd suggest you do something to thelaptop, but perhaps that might not be wise at this point.
Spitty, Is yous sure that yous was NOT hding behind one of those curtains that mes saw move in the video? Mes has been missing yous lots and lots, mes thinks yous and mes needs to goes on a adventure.... Kisses Nelle
"Phffft" is a very polite way of putting it, King Spitty. Your human's behaviour is becoming very odd. Perhaps the aftershock of the Great Computer Disaster of Summer 2014? We'll give her another week to sort herself out.
We think it was thoughtful of your human to share a video, but unfair that it was of a party to which you were not invited. We think your human needs to make it up to you by recreating the experience especially for you by renting the same bouncy house that was in the video, inflate it inside your home, and let you play in it to your heart's content while she plays a banjo and sings Elvis songs,...or not.
That looks like oodles of fun. You should have been allowed to attend. We think Mom Mary just wants to make certain that the new laptop is working purrfectly before she does a super big post all about you, King Spitty! XO, Lily OLivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
You should have been the featured attraction today. New pictures and all!
ReplyDeleteWe looked for you thinking this was a trick video....alas.....no Spitty :(
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
What the hiss? No mice bucket?
ReplyDeleteOutrageous - all those humans having fun and not a kitty in sight. We'd suggest you do something to thelaptop, but perhaps that might not be wise at this point.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Spitty. Sort of.
ReplyDeleteWhat the heck is she thinking?! I'm sure this could have waited for several more weeks to post. It will be nice to see YOU again Spitty.
ReplyDeleteSpitty,
ReplyDeleteIs yous sure that yous was NOT hding behind one of those curtains that mes saw move in the video?
Mes has been missing yous lots and lots, mes thinks yous and mes needs to goes on a adventure....
Kisses
Nelle
"Phffft" is a very polite way of putting it, King Spitty. Your human's behaviour is becoming very odd. Perhaps the aftershock of the Great Computer Disaster of Summer 2014? We'll give her another week to sort herself out.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
What?! Sparkle would have been horrified! You need to get your human back into doing things the right way!
ReplyDeleteHooray! I'm sure your human is beyond thrilled!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your human is working her new computer, but I feel for you! We want to see the furry boy! MOL
ReplyDeleteThat block pawty would been better with more Spitty.
ReplyDeleteWhat no Spitty? Not even a cameo? Scandalous. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Aaaaaaw Spitty hope dat means yous got yous new puter. At least yous will be able to do da cawnival at cat scout now. :)
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi
All look to be having fun, even a pup there, but no you? how rude
ReplyDeleteHmmm, and whose name is that at the top of the blog?
ReplyDeletemaybe we could say you are that white pup on the other side of the street? Spitty indognito?
ReplyDeleteShe does not deserve you Spitty! This should have been all about you!
ReplyDeletePawties cn be fun..if you get to go!
ReplyDeleteShocking!! Fire the human!
ReplyDeleteWhat the fark Spitty! Sheesh!
ReplyDeleteAngel Normie, Mik, Sasha & Grady Ryan
Wait wait NO Spitty? Spitty you should have been invited to the party.
ReplyDeleteDisgraceful post! Give her the back of disrespect AND the stink-eye AND airplane ears.
ReplyDeleteOn your blog too. Yes I agree Spitty not good enough
ReplyDeleteWait, what? How is that even right, Spitty? Who wants to see a block party, when we were waiting to see YOU???
ReplyDeleteYou should be featured in your best pirate costume. http://15andmeowing.com
ReplyDeleteWe think it was thoughtful of your human to share a video, but unfair that it was of a party to which you were not invited. We think your human needs to make it up to you by recreating the experience especially for you by renting the same bouncy house that was in the video, inflate it inside your home, and let you play in it to your heart's content while she plays a banjo and sings Elvis songs,...or not.
ReplyDeleteGuud staff iz hard to find izn't it Spitty?? ;)
ReplyDeleteNylablue =^,,^=
A very unfortunate choice of priorities by yer Human, Spitty. You should be in EVRY picture.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like oodles of fun. You should have been allowed to attend. We think Mom Mary just wants to make certain that the new laptop is working purrfectly before she does a super big post all about you, King Spitty! XO, Lily OLivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteblatant disobedience and insubordination. we suggest you put up an ad for a human meow!
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
Oh the horror!!......did she bring you any snacks back?
ReplyDeletepurrs,
J, J, E & R
Well, at least your tailio didn't get stepped on.
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