Curtains are a pain in the tush when they block our lookout points & deserve to be whapped out of the way. They only serve to obscure our view of the outside world. Boy, your human really needs to get her act together. Doesn't she get that her main purpose in life is to wait on you hand & foot. It really is hard to find a good human these days Spitty. How much you wanna bet that if you touched one claw to those frilly curtains & you'll catch hell, but does it occur to the woman to keep them out of your way in the first place - of course not. You can't win with a finicky human. Since you rule the Kingdom Spitty, perhaps curtains could be banned forever & that would solve this irritating issue.
I'm telling you, you have really got to put your paw down hard on her! This is just insupportable. Simply insupportable!
ReplyDeletePoor Spitty ... good help is so hard to find these days, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteOne good pull with a claw should take care of that!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
You shouldn't hafta ask, Spitty. She should automatically know what you want.
ReplyDeleteApparently . . .
ReplyDeleteYeah, your human needs to put those thumbs to use!
ReplyDeleteHumans are such dullards, you have to spell it all out for them!
ReplyDeleteDearie, dearie, dearie. This woman definitely needs to life her game, and soon.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Good help is hard to find dear Spitty.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Terrible service at your place, dude
ReplyDeleteWhy there is a curtain there in the first place is beyond us!
ReplyDeleteKing Spitty, you can NOT allow your majesty to be seen by the peasants outside! THAT's why the curtain is drawn.
ReplyDeleteGo ahead and do it Spittty!
ReplyDeleteGeesh Spitty do you have to do it all? MOL
ReplyDeleteWhat!?! not catering to your every whim? Not anticipating our future needs!?!
ReplyDeleteAlas,
Tee Hee
Kisses
Nellie
Curtains are a pain in the tush when they block our lookout points & deserve to be whapped out of the way. They only serve to obscure our view of the outside world. Boy, your human really needs to get her act together. Doesn't she get that her main purpose in life is to wait on you hand & foot. It really is hard to find a good human these days Spitty. How much you wanna bet that if you touched one claw to those frilly curtains & you'll catch hell, but does it occur to the woman to keep them out of your way in the first place - of course not. You can't win with a finicky human. Since you rule the Kingdom Spitty, perhaps curtains could be banned forever & that would solve this irritating issue.
ReplyDeletePoor Spitty- your Mom should get a hook to pull it back on or you may have to rip it right down.
ReplyDeleteTBT's first job in the morning (after feeding us) is to open all the curtains (and he does that). And we gave ya an awardie!
ReplyDeleteYeah, you tell her!
ReplyDeleteIt seems you do, buddy!! "THEY" are so darn lazy!!
ReplyDeleteI thought all curtains were ours anyway.
ReplyDeleteHAH! I call TW over to do that and then when she reaches over I bite her! Is my blue pillow ready?
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