The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Saturday, May 2, 2015
Fine Dining
I always have my salad before the main course. It's only correct, don't you think? Also, sometimes greens help me yack up furballs, and they're way more spectacular with a full tum.
Excellent thinking Spitty. I like your style. Better yet - make sure the main course is something reeeeeeally stinky - toona with lots of juice should be just about right.
You are lucky, I have to go out in the garden for my salad. When I have my morning pill I was going right out to eat grass so I could yack it up again. Now my mean mum makes me stay indoors for an hour to make sure I can't yak it back up.
Spitty, too bad you don't have a companion cat, because two yakking up their greens is WAY more fun than just one! At least, that's how it is around here...
A healthy salad to help you barf....excellent. We see there is a lovely carpet nearby to receive your upchucked offerings. Paws up, Spitty. Purrs, the kitty brats
Since you are an American cat, that does seem appropriate. Now, if you were one of our European friends, you most likely would be having your salad after your main course. You do have an excellent reason for having it first! Mom was wondering if you still have the bowl she made? XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
How considerate of you to make spectacular hair balls.
ReplyDeleteThat is really good planning on your part, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHorking R Us here at Chez Katie.
ReplyDeleteOh, Spitty. You crack us up.
ReplyDeleteSo we're wondering... is that how you got your name?
; )
Hey! That's my technique too!
ReplyDeleteAnother thing wes got in common.
Kisses
Nellie
Oh yeah...the messier...the better. :)
ReplyDeleteExcellent thinking Spitty. I like your style. Better yet - make sure the main course is something reeeeeeally stinky - toona with lots of juice should be just about right.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
We would expect nothing less than proper behavior and spectacular spews from you, Spitster.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
I like a bit of salad too sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, we need to rethink our meal plans.
ReplyDeleteYou are lucky, I have to go out in the garden for my salad. When I have my morning pill I was going right out to eat grass so I could yack it up again. Now my mean mum makes me stay indoors for an hour to make sure I can't yak it back up.
ReplyDeleteyou have so much class&style, I will follow your advice with the salad.... hope my momma likes the way I will use it :o)
ReplyDeleteeasy rider
You are a very fancy diner Spitty!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, too bad you don't have a companion cat, because two yakking up their greens is WAY more fun than just one! At least, that's how it is around here...
ReplyDeleteGreat idea to start with a healthy salad :)
ReplyDeleteWow you get a special tray for your meals. WE are impressed Spitty.
ReplyDeleteA healthy salad to help you barf....excellent.
ReplyDeleteWe see there is a lovely carpet nearby to receive your upchucked offerings.
Paws up, Spitty.
Purrs,
the kitty brats
Since you are an American cat, that does seem appropriate. Now, if you were one of our European friends, you most likely would be having your salad after your main course. You do have an excellent reason for having it first! Mom was wondering if you still have the bowl she made? XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI think you should be provided with a paw bowl as well.
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