The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Friendless Fritzie!
Ha ha ha! Today was the very last visit and the Human came home to me! #triumphant Fritzie's people come home tomorrow and I will never allow the Human to darken their doorway again!
Ya won THIS round. The way these things often work is by a system of trading cat "sitting". So there's a good chance Fritzie's people may be visiting you soon while YOUR human goes off galavanting. Are you ready for THAT?
My humans left me last week and I had a pet sitter. She's nice, but not mom & dad. Fritzie probably feels that way about your human (sufficient, but not perfect). Rest assured Spitty, your human may stray, but she'll always come home to you.
Perhaps looking after Fritzie has been good for your human, Spitty. There have been two pusscats working on her training instead of your trying to manage it all on your own. But, now that she's back with you full time, I suggest ramping up your expectations and demanding extra special services.
What, no more photos of an orange belleh full of floof ? Pöh. But seriously Spitty, she would never abandon you. This little flirtation is now over and you have her back UTP.
You've gotta keep control over those humans! I actually have met the only two she's pet sat since I've come to live here. They are both very nice, actually!
Hmpf. Our human won't leave us, but she's taking us on a trip abroad! We're not sure what's better. We think she should just stay here, and never go out.
Oh goodie, you got your human back all to yourself! Now I have to ask... are YOU going to be showing her YOUR tummy now so she's not tempted to go back to that fuzzy orange fella?
You are the IMPERIAL King Spitty. Not just King Spitty. And that State Portrait (or should be) proves the point. Do not cause dissonance within your Kingdom or there will be consequences... and those immediately served to those who have disturbed the smooth waters of the Imperial Kingdom. Your viceroys will of course be the ones who deal out the consequences. Chick-hen at midnight? I shall be waiting.
Spitty, that is not very charitable of you, but we wouldn't expect anything less. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Yous knows what...mes thinks that your human WILL goes and takes care of Fritzie again but yous knows she always comes home to yous! All us girls does. Kisses Nellie
MOL! We misconstrued. We thought that your human did the ultimate betrayal and brought home a hunky delicious orinj mancat in your castle. Our bad. Well glad that the Fritzie episode is ended ..... for good, right?
Spitty, did you really ever have doubts that your Human would come home to you? The Human may have taken care of Fritzie as a favor to Fritzie's humans, but she would never sell out her heart for another slightly good looking mancat (even a cute orinch one). Besides, Fritzie cannot even begin to compare himself to an overwhelmingly handsome & Kingly mancat such as yourself. The Human may have shaken your confidence with the Fritzie episode, but you will always be #1 Spitty.
Well, ya won Spitty. Good job.
ReplyDeleteYa won THIS round. The way these things often work is by a system of trading cat "sitting". So there's a good chance Fritzie's people may be visiting you soon while YOUR human goes off galavanting. Are you ready for THAT?
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the BWAHAHA at the end of that. I’ll bet she has seen the last of that Fritzie.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she came home to you, Spitty. Remember that.
ReplyDeleteMy humans left me last week and I had a pet sitter. She's nice, but not mom & dad. Fritzie probably feels that way about your human (sufficient, but not perfect). Rest assured Spitty, your human may stray, but she'll always come home to you.
ReplyDeletePerhaps looking after Fritzie has been good for your human, Spitty. There have been two pusscats working on her training instead of your trying to manage it all on your own. But, now that she's back with you full time, I suggest ramping up your expectations and demanding extra special services.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
What, no more photos of an orange belleh full of floof ? Pöh. But seriously Spitty, she would never abandon you. This little flirtation is now over and you have her back UTP.
ReplyDeleteGood job, Spitty! You totally won this round! :)
ReplyDeleteFritzie's reign of terror is over!
ReplyDeleteYou've gotta keep control over those humans! I actually have met the only two she's pet sat since I've come to live here. They are both very nice, actually!
ReplyDeleteHmpf. Our human won't leave us, but she's taking us on a trip abroad! We're not sure what's better. We think she should just stay here, and never go out.
ReplyDeleteOh goodie, you got your human back all to yourself! Now I have to ask... are YOU going to be showing her YOUR tummy now so she's not tempted to go back to that fuzzy orange fella?
ReplyDeleteWell done Spitty, you have your human all to yourself again.
ReplyDeleteYou are the IMPERIAL King Spitty. Not just King Spitty. And that State Portrait (or should be) proves the point. Do not cause dissonance within your Kingdom or there will be consequences... and those immediately served to those who have disturbed the smooth waters of the Imperial Kingdom. Your viceroys will of course be the ones who deal out the consequences. Chick-hen at midnight? I shall be waiting.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope your human doesn't go on the Fritz again!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, that is not very charitable of you, but we wouldn't expect anything less. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...what William said above! Knee-slapper...
ReplyDeleteGlad you got your human back.
ReplyDeleteYous knows what...mes thinks that your human WILL goes and takes care of Fritzie again but yous knows she always comes home to yous! All us girls does.
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Hopefully your humans will not be unfaithful to you AGAIN in the future but you know what softies they can be.......good luck!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
You've been furry pawtient Spitty! We thinks the human better stay home with you for a furry long time.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Whew! That was a long stretch, wasn't it? Let's hope that doesn't happen anytime again soon!
ReplyDeleteMOL! We misconstrued. We thought that your human did the ultimate betrayal and brought home a hunky delicious orinj mancat in your castle. Our bad. Well glad that the Fritzie episode is ended ..... for good, right?
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Oh that expression. I had to come back and remark on it again. Strictly a Royal look and none other need try.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, did you really ever have doubts that your Human would come home to you? The Human may have taken care of Fritzie as a favor to Fritzie's humans, but she would never sell out her heart for another slightly good looking mancat (even a cute orinch one). Besides, Fritzie cannot even begin to compare himself to an overwhelmingly handsome & Kingly mancat such as yourself. The Human may have shaken your confidence with the Fritzie episode, but you will always be #1 Spitty.
ReplyDeleteyou tell her Spitty!
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