Friday, June 26, 2015

Our Friend Fritzie

So Fritzie's irresponsible People went gallivanting off to Alaska. Phffft! Poor sweetie! (Wait--what am I saying?) 
Fritzie is a dangerous kitty, my friends. He's almost as handsome as me, he is comfortably plump and soft and floofy, and he is a total slut. He is raising the Human's expectations to an unacceptable level.

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And kudos to the Supreme Court
for getting it done today! They did the right thing--
for the second time this week!

22 comments:

  1. Spitty! Is he in your home????? Even though it's hot here, you can still come. I can show you all the cool spots.

    We are just thrilled with the Supreme Court this week too! We were concerned after their recent show of boneheadery.

    Oh, and P.S. Caroline says Fritzie can't hold a candle to you!

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  2. Scouty sez: his sluttish behaviour is UNacceptable.

    EVAR.

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  3. Fritzie, schmitzie - if your human met me, it would really set her expectations out of whack! BTW, my human is loving the SCOTUS this week... well, at least the majority of them! ;-)

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  4. Fritzie is giving you some competition, Spitty.

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  5. Uh oh, dat Fritzie looks like trubble.

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  6. Relax my love, Fritzie is not YOU and will never be. ~ IZA LAMBIE

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  7. Yep, that's a tart if ever I saw one.

    Apology noted.

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  8. OMC - is that your human giving Fritzie brushies?!?!

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  9. You have a houseguest!!!! Did you roll out the red carpet for his arrival?

    Emma and Buster

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  10. We're upset about the quote on the first picture. Mamma was speaking with her parents the other day and said something sentimental like “I miss you”, and continued “I wished you were here, but at least I’ve my cats”. Does this mean that we’re only her second choice?????

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  11. Fear not, Spitty - you are unassailable!
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  12. How LONG is their trip to Alaska? This could be very very dangerous indeed.
    And YAY - SCOTUS!

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  13. I think you and Fritzie need to have a meet n' greet to get the game plan right!

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  14. Spitty, you can bring her back down to earth!

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  15. GASP! What if they NEVER come home from Alaska and YOU wind up with an oranj brofur??? He obviously loves brushies too. I hope that’s not YOUR brush.
    Kudos to SCOTUS for getting it right twice in one week.

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  16. I love your rainbow :) I guess you are going to have to be a little sweeter now that you have competition.

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  17. Uhoh......maybe they just SAID they were going to Alaska and it was their way of forcing you to have a ginger brother???

    Hugs, Sammy

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  18. OMC, his pawrents are coming back, right? We hope Fritzie doesn't think he can move in. Even tho our mom bean is squeeing over him....she lubs ornj kitties!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  19. Spitty, NO CONTEST! You are the handsomest hunky kitty we know!

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  20. Mom says I am a "slut" too so you wouldn't like me!! Yesssssssssssssssssssssss for the Supreme Court!

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  21. Well, if we are going to be catty; "meow"!
    Have a super weekend...

    Noodle and crew

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  22. Fritzie is a good looking guy, but what's he doing sporting a girl's name? And he does look like a bit of a suck-up, but we know how bad it feels to be abandoned, so we think you should cut him some slack!. Hooray for the Supreme Court...about time! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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