Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Hardly Strictly Speaking


I am not really supposed to climb up on this table where there are things that I might knock over and break.

 As if this is the freaking Louvre and her tacky tchotchkes are valuable objets d'art and not candles from the Dollar Store on a cheap tray from Pier One.

 Spitty does what he pleases, when he pleases and nobody tells him, "No."
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21 comments:

  1. Mickey's MusingsAugust 26, 2015 at 5:46 PM

    We agree that you should do whatever you want,when you want and where you want.
    That's why Cats Rule!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  2. Cathy KeishaAugust 26, 2015 at 7:18 PM

    We agree you should go where you want. It’s in your contract. Besides why does she make it so easy for you to climb up there?

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  3. The Island CatsAugust 26, 2015 at 7:20 PM

    As the song says, Spitty....go where you wanna go, do what you wanna do....

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  4. meowmeowmansAugust 26, 2015 at 7:33 PM

    Humans like to think they make the rules. BWAHAHAHAHA!

    You go, Spitty!

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comAugust 26, 2015 at 7:47 PM

    Breakables? What are those?

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  6. Catio TalesAugust 26, 2015 at 8:00 PM

    Of course you do. What else is to be expected? Rules ? Tools !

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  7. FurriesAugust 26, 2015 at 8:28 PM

    If you're not supposed to climb on the table, why are the chairs there for you to climb up on? Your human is silly.

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  8. Angel Prancer PieAugust 26, 2015 at 9:37 PM

    If it was REALLY off-limits would there be (not only one but two) chairs right there???
    Heh-heh.

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  9. Lone Star CatsAugust 26, 2015 at 11:12 PM

    We're not "supposed" to get on da table either. Yeah, right.

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  10. easyweimaranerAugust 27, 2015 at 12:12 AM

    I'm with you... my momma howled like wile e. coyote for a smashed vase, as if it was an artpiece from ming-dynasty...butt I saw the price tag on the bottom: 3.99...oh boy...

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  11. CATachresisAugust 27, 2015 at 1:46 AM

    Not sure candles can actually break, especially those really fat ones!! Had to look up tchotchkes! I thought for a moment you had sneezed!

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  12. Angel SimbaAugust 27, 2015 at 2:01 AM

    With that perfect line-up of chairs next to the table, I think she is inviting you to go up there, Spitty. Even your old bones can make it!

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  13. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 27, 2015 at 4:00 AM

    Quite right too Spitty! MOL at Austin! I had to google tchotchkes too.

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  14. Katie IsabellaAugust 27, 2015 at 5:26 AM

    MY kinda mancat! But you always knew that. Oh, and yes, I fried the spiders up in a pan. Ready?

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  15. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenAugust 27, 2015 at 7:31 AM

    you got that right my furiend!
    Love, Cody
    catchatwithcarenandcody

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  16. Eastside CatsAugust 27, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    You are King Spitty, after all!

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  17. pilch92August 27, 2015 at 9:58 AM

    You crack me up Spitty :)

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  18. UnknownAugust 27, 2015 at 6:26 PM

    So...Did yous or Didn't yous?
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS Mes thinks yous didn't while the human was there....

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  19. SakuAugust 27, 2015 at 6:28 PM

    As if your human should expect anything else.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  20. Marty the ManxAugust 28, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    THAT'S RIGHT Spitty! You tell your Mom how it is!

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  21. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)August 28, 2015 at 7:15 PM

    Candles are kinna hard ta damage. What ya want up there are CERAMICS!

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