Saturday, April 29, 2017

You Just Can't Trust a Human

 During spring break, I came to allow the Human unusual liberties. She was allowed some lap time, she was allowed to walk right up and pick me up, she suffered not a single wound. However, spring break came to a crashing halt last Monday. The rules have reverted to their usual state: Do not stalk me, do not pick me up, do not expect a warm welcome when you suddenly reappear after 10 hours. Got that? Color me suspicious.
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14 comments:

  1. Just DuckyApril 29, 2017 at 7:52 PM

    Isn't that confusing to your human to change the rules?

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  2. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 29, 2017 at 9:33 PM

    I guess you thought she had changed for the better... and got a rude awakening!

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  3. Catio TalesApril 29, 2017 at 10:31 PM

    She needs to earn green papers to pay for the band aids we guess.

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  4. MeganApril 30, 2017 at 12:36 AM

    Fair's fair Spitty - she makes herself available 24/7 to focus on you, then she's earned certain privileges. Returns to work, leaving you to fend for yourself for 10 hours a day? Nup. Not on. Back to basic treatment. If she doesn't understand that, I don't know what you can do to help her.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  5. SashaApril 30, 2017 at 3:16 AM

    she needs to stay home and look after you. WE have the same problem here.

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  6. Katie IsabellaApril 30, 2017 at 4:21 AM

    Admiral was trying to contact you and tell you she had to deal with that and worse! Believe it or not, worse. She has tips for you.

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  7. meowmeowmansApril 30, 2017 at 8:07 AM

    You're a cat, so you make the rules, Spitty. Doesn't she know that? :D

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  8. The WhiskerattiApril 30, 2017 at 9:23 AM

    Ah, we see you've started to reinforce the rules. Good work.

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  9. pilch92April 30, 2017 at 10:53 AM

    Don't worry, summer break will be here in no time and you will wish she had to go to school.

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  10. Memories of Eric and FlynnApril 30, 2017 at 2:12 PM

    Sounds like she was taking you for granted. Good job you gave her a reminder of who the boss is.

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  11. Marvelous MarvApril 30, 2017 at 3:19 PM

    Spitty, I must say your rules are rather stringent. But then again, she has abandoned you...
    Ciao
    Barb

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  12. The Island CatsApril 30, 2017 at 5:40 PM

    Spitty, didn't you enjoy it when she did those things? Maybe you should loosen up your rules just a little bit. :)

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  13. Eastside CatsMay 1, 2017 at 9:42 AM

    Uh oh...did she need a bandage, Spitty?

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  14. Savannah's Paw TracksMay 1, 2017 at 10:55 AM

    WOW!!! Lap time? You have progressed Spitty. And then allowing pick up without wounds!!

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