Oh dear - this is what happens when members of an inferior species (humans) try to imitate us! We are very pleased to see that YOU have the real thing, Spitty. Purrs ... Rainbow
Call out the copyright lawyers - there's been a breach.
And I appreciate that your purpose in recording the latest action-packed thriller from you Spitty was to showcase what real noms look (and sound) like, but I was distracted by the Human's use of what looks like a paper plate. Admittedly she has served the food on the table (where else?) but on a paper plate? Have her housekeeping standards fallen to the extent that she can no longer be bothered washing up china plates? Since when does a king eat off a paper plate???
Oh Miss Megan, I *knew* you'd notice! Yes! Yes, she HAS started using paper plates and it's a crying shame. Did you see how it kept inching away from me as I nommed? Did you? That is SO annoying. She has become something beyond "lazy"--I am going to say she's dropped a level into outright SLOTH. I would have hoped she'd have the decency to be embarrassed at your noticing, but she just laughed (yes, LAUGHED--can you believe it?) and said, "That Miss Megan's a real pip, isn't she?"
Abandon hope, Spitty. What you're saying, in effect, is that her standards have dropped to a level that it will be impossible to recover from. Despair.
Spitty, my ancestor Robin used to stand in her paper plate to keep it from moving while she nommed. It was so funny to mom and her human kids. Two little feet (she was petite always thru her 16 years) in the plate with much room to spare.
I can't believe it! They are misrepresenting the words "nom nom nom!" Those words are only for we kitties to use & not for false foods! Tee hee hee. -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews.
Looks like some "cultural appropreayshun" to me.
ReplyDeleteOh dear - this is what happens when members of an inferior species (humans) try to imitate us!
ReplyDeleteWe are very pleased to see that YOU have the real thing, Spitty.
Purrs ... Rainbow
Mum is going to have to look at those packages in the store next time she is there.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they put that on human food! They are nuts.
ReplyDeleteHumans steal all the best stuff.
ReplyDeleteCall out the copyright lawyers - there's been a breach.
ReplyDeleteAnd I appreciate that your purpose in recording the latest action-packed thriller from you Spitty was to showcase what real noms look (and sound) like, but I was distracted by the Human's use of what looks like a paper plate. Admittedly she has served the food on the table (where else?) but on a paper plate? Have her housekeeping standards fallen to the extent that she can no longer be bothered washing up china plates? Since when does a king eat off a paper plate???
Megan
Sydney Australia
Oh Miss Megan, I *knew* you'd notice! Yes! Yes, she HAS started using paper plates and it's a crying shame. Did you see how it kept inching away from me as I nommed? Did you? That is SO annoying. She has become something beyond "lazy"--I am going to say she's dropped a level into outright SLOTH. I would have hoped she'd have the decency to be embarrassed at your noticing, but she just laughed (yes, LAUGHED--can you believe it?) and said, "That Miss Megan's a real pip, isn't she?"
ReplyDeleteAbandon hope, Spitty. What you're saying, in effect, is that her standards have dropped to a level that it will be impossible to recover from. Despair.
DeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Did you know that there’s actually a cat food brand called NomNomNom ?
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ReplyDeleteSpitty, my ancestor Robin used to stand in her paper plate to keep it from moving while she nommed. It was so funny to mom and her human kids. Two little feet (she was petite always thru her 16 years) in the plate with much room to spare.
ReplyDeleteHaving trouble with you - the King - eating from a paper plate.....should be a jewel-encrusted paper plate at LEAST!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Seriouslies! That's a nomming offense if we ever SAW one!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Beings don't "nom". Or shouldn't.
ReplyDeleteWell, TBT HAS eaten a kibble or two out of curiouslity. That MIGHT be "nomming".
This human LOVES that stuff and I probably resemble you eating it!
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Barb
False adverting! Why call it "Chicka" if it doesn't contain any? The nerve!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe it! They are misrepresenting the words "nom nom nom!" Those words are only for we kitties to use & not for false foods! Tee hee hee. -Valentine (& Mom) of Noir Kitty Mews.
ReplyDeleteoh that's just wrong
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