Yes, William's Kith & Kin - spot on! I saw that headline and thought: "Noooooooooooooooo - impossible!" But, it was certainly an effective headline, as it grabbed my attention.
Not sweet, not adorable. Smelly, needy and pathetic. Nothing personal or particular to your loyal friend - it's just that these characteristics are shared by all woofies. I think it's very generous of you to befriend such a one.
Just look at today's second pic. That is glorious. A gorgeous, elegant package of philosophical wisdom, super smarts and just a touch of bitchy all wrapped up in black fur: perfection!
(And yes, you could take that poor dumb woofie in a heartbeat. It's barely worth posing the question.)
Did you know that one of the Therapy Dogs I visit with sometimes has the same colors as me and is about the same size? It's pretty funny when we are on the same visit!
Of course you could beat that little poochy woochy. But why do you need to? She's a dog and she might be cute and fluffy but you are superior in all factors - softer, smarter, cuter, sweeter and tougher all at the same time! Long live King Spitty!
"Cute woofie" is an oxymoron, pal. Has the heat melted your brain?
ReplyDeleteYes, William's Kith & Kin - spot on! I saw that headline and thought: "Noooooooooooooooo - impossible!" But, it was certainly an effective headline, as it grabbed my attention.
ReplyDeleteNot sweet, not adorable. Smelly, needy and pathetic. Nothing personal or particular to your loyal friend - it's just that these characteristics are shared by all woofies. I think it's very generous of you to befriend such a one.
Just look at today's second pic. That is glorious. A gorgeous, elegant package of philosophical wisdom, super smarts and just a touch of bitchy all wrapped up in black fur: perfection!
(And yes, you could take that poor dumb woofie in a heartbeat. It's barely worth posing the question.)
Megan
Sydney, Australia
Oh yeah, you could totally take her!
ReplyDeleteDid you know that one of the Therapy Dogs I visit with sometimes has the same colors as me and is about the same size? It's pretty funny when we are on the same visit!
With one paw tied behind your back, you could best that woofie, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteYou could take her, no problem.
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Noodle and crew
No doubt about it your Kingliness.....no contest - you'd win even without claws extended!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Oh yes. I have NO doubts whatsoever about your prowess, my dear.
ReplyDeleteYes, you could take on anyone.
ReplyDeleteOur money is on you, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteOf course you could beat that little poochy woochy. But why do you need to? She's a dog and she might be cute and fluffy but you are superior in all factors - softer, smarter, cuter, sweeter and tougher all at the same time! Long live King Spitty!
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