. . . she says, just like it was nuffing insulting. Well, Kitties, I *am* insulted nonetheless.
I mean, if I *am* dusty, and I am neither confirming or denying any such thing, whose fault is that really?
Do *I* do (or more likely, not do) the housework here at Chez Spittola and the Human? I mean, do Kings vacuum?
Well, I am sure you get my drift: Not the Kitty's fault.
Hmmm your persona does not say 'Dusty' to me Spitty. Our own Dusty would probably cast an eye at you and shake his head!
ReplyDeleteIt is most definitely a monarch's role to rule, and monitor the tasks rather than do them! You are definitely NOT dusty. Methinks it's just another case of global warming, MOL
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ERin
PS. A most elegant and excelent selfie, your highness!
Kings certainly do not vacuum - not ever ever ever. Unfortunately, it sounds as though the same might be true of that wretched Human you've landed yourself with. Pack her off to re-education camp for a couple of weeks Spitty. That should do the trick.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
You should never have to dust Spitty, you're too Royal for that!
ReplyDeleteSpitty we have the same problem at our house and Toby is always complaining about the Dad adding a tad of dust to his pristine panfur self. Ahh the things we must bear eh my friend
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Spitty. That seems more a commentary on the housekeeping staff's less than stellar work, no? MOL!
ReplyDeleteAgain, another reason why Megan needs to travel from Australia to take over your care, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteDust? What is that? We have never seen any such thing. On account of everything being covered in a nice layer of furrs. When That Woman gets out the sucky thing we convene secret meetings UTB to plot her downfall and/or how to ensure a NEW layer of furrs is ejected immediately!. There are 5 of us so this happens daily. We do rather enjoy seeing TW sweating and grumbling and just when she finally sits down: the look on her face as we run bonkers theu house making redeposits at cat speed (which is way faster than light speed). Xoxo. Alla us
ReplyDeleteIt's tough to get good help these days......I mean it's enough that we keep them entertained, relatively busy, and occasionally give them a bit of a cuddle but cleaning definitely is NOT in our job description!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Wes tells Mom its NOT dust...its ash from the forest fires...Wes not sure what excuse wes will use when fire season is over...
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks buddy, your talk of dust has made Mommy realize that she needs to gets the sucky monster out...I see an afternoon of snoozing in the dust under the deck in our future!
Purrs
Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Angel Nellie
You are right Spitty, a King should never be expected to do housework. That is why you keep a human.
ReplyDeleteNot dust Spitty...Just blessed with that light coating of star shine. And your glorious black coat shows it off so well. We can always tell when Sage and now Pip have been in the litter box because their black paws often show the results. :) It's all part of the pleasure of living with a black kitty. How could we all have been so lucky!
ReplyDeletePoor Spitty. You should not have to live in such a dusty place. XO
ReplyDeleteJust think of that stuff as magic dust, Spitty...and it gives you special powers.
ReplyDeleteDust...what dust? We don’t see any dust, just a very handsome gentleman cat. Thank you for joining us today on the hop. It is so wonderful that you are posting regularly again. Please keep it up! Misty May sends 💋💋💋💋.
ReplyDeleteXOCK, angel Lily Olivia, angel Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer
Dusty? Nah, not happening.
ReplyDeleteIt's totally her fault!
ReplyDeleteShoot no, it's not your fault! No wonder it was more labor intensive than usual the other evening when I was washing your ears!!
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