Friday, December 18, 2020

Spitty's Christmas Song

You better shed fur
You better be bad
You better not purr
Or I'm gonna be mad
Spitty Claws is coming to town
I'm making a list
I'm checking it twice
I'm gonna find out who's been over-nice
Spitty Claws is coming to town
I see you when you're sleeping
I know when you're awake
I know if you've been bad or good
So be bad for goodness sake
You better watch out!
Do what you prefer
You'd best not obey, 
'Cause you can be sure
Spitty Claws is coming to town

17 comments:

  1. Bravo Spitty, that was a wonderful tune, not to be confused with a SpitTune of course!

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  2. That is a very good song,Spitty. I think you will have all the good kitties confused now.

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  3. Spitty - this is a masterpiece, one that will be added to the Christmas traditions of pusscats around the world for ever more. I'm quite overwhelmed by what you've accomplished.

    Megan
    Sydney, Australia

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  4. We have to give it to you Spitty to bring "cheer" to the Holiday Season. Be safe and happy.

    Emma and Buster

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  5. Well, I guess I'm not on your list, Spitty! Ha.

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  6. Love the rhyme Mr Spitty! Who knew you were such a poet!
    I, Marvelous am A Bad Kitty! Jo Jo and Kozmo are so good it is enough to make you gag!
    Purrs
    Marv, Jo Jo, Kozmo, Cinnamon and Barb

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  7. Spitty you crack me up......you are quite the poet and I'm sure you know it! HAHA

    Hugs, Teddy

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  8. Spitty, I have been very bad. Please bring me lots of bad stuff!

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  9. Spitty Claws, define naughty and nice...some feline legal eagles want to know!

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  10. FINALLY!! A new Christmas song we can get behind! Leave it to your Worshipfulness to get it right! All our love and purrs to you both!

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  11. Are you sure you wrote that, your Highness? Sounds kinda like the Earl of Oxford or some other aristocat who went to uni.

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  12. I love your song. EMmy is excited you are coming to town. She will be waiting under the mistletoe. XO

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  13. Darn. Ava might not make Spitty Claws' list.

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  14. You can be sure I'm gonna be bad.
    I'll bite you when you're sleeping I'll bite you when you're awake / I'll bite you if you're bad to good …

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  15. Way to unleash your inner Christmas lyricist, dear Spitty!

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  16. Did you tell that to Rumpy earlier this month Spitty? Well done dood

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