Hmmmmm.

Well, one of the Human's best friends adopted a kitten yesterday. Today she went over to visit him and the New One, whose name is Aggie. Now, as you all know, I do not make use of the Human's lap, so apparently she feels free to offer it around to others without advance permission from yours truly. Hmmmmmm.

Well, she is cute.

Mr. Cyclops Enjoys Laundry Day

I love laundry day! There's nothing like fresh, clean surfaces to generously spread my glorious furs and scents across! Today was extra-special because the throw rugs got washed also (the Human says they are called "throw" rugs because I throw up on them so often; I say that's nothing but slander).

Oh, and the Cyclops part? She managed to capture me mid-sprawl, but even with one eye shut, I'm still the handsomest boy in town.

Hidey hole

I'm hiding because I am mad at the Human. She has been gone a squillion hours a day this week at her stupid j-o-b. She says, "Now Spitty, you like to eat and have toys to play with, don't you?" which I don't think is a very good reason for her not being here paying attention to ME, dammit.

And, now, today, Caturday? Off to an out-of-town graduation party. Hrmph. I am not the forgiving type.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

Oh wait! No! Those are Julie Andrews's favorite things!
These are MY favorite things--my good kitty grass
(which I barfed up on the hallway rug today, heh heh),
my best foodz, my purple thing and my pink feather.
But that's only four, you say? Well, silly:
My fifth favorite thing is myself, of course!

Thanks to my friends at KatnipLounge (especially Scouty!)
for giving me such a nice award.

The Human says that we'll work this weekend on passing the award along.
The end of the "Skool Yeer" is sucking up all her attention right now.
Hrmph, I say to that!

Can You Believe This?

Look! Look! Can we talk?
Some men with sharp weapons came
and butchered my tree-outside-the-window
without even asking me!


































It screamed and screamed and all the birdies in it flew away.
It is nekkid and embarrassed now.
The Human says it will grow soon, but I am not sure
I believe that.

An Award...but for the Human & Not Me????

We got this very nice Life is Good Award from Brian We read on his site that the blogger Human is supposed to answer some questions. You know, we never got an award before, so we are honored to be given it. We're going to guess that the Human is supposed to answer the 10 questions that came with it? Here goes!

1. What would your prefect day consist of?
Pac Bell Park, Giants day game v. the Dodgers. Giants win 10,000 to nothing! Lincecum gets a no-hitter.

2. How would you describe yourself if you were an item of clothing?
A gloriously beautiful silk scarf (wish). A comfy bathrobe (more like the truth!).

3. What hobbies are you currently working on?
Catching up with Season 6 of Lost!

4. Walking in the woods in wellies or bare foot on the beach?
Neither. Leather clogs on a busy urban sidewalk!

5. Have you ever hugged or sang to a tree?
Does 'leaned on affectionately' count? (No tree would want to hear me sing!)

6. Growing your own veggies or nipping to the supermarket?
No garden :-( Market for me.

7. Have you found anyone exciting in your family tree?
Alas, only ancestors as boring as I am.

8. Slap up meal in a posh restaurant or fish ‘n’ chips from the
wrapper?
As long as I don't cook it, I'm fine with either!

9. Which element do you most resonate with, Earth, Air, Fire or
water?
I'm a Capricorn so I gotta go with the Earth.

10.Do you believe in fairies?
Well, I **do** live in San Francisco ;-)

Thanks, Brian, & smoochies!

I'm not nosy, I'm alert

Sorry? What was that? I'm busy now.
Yo, human lady, can you not see I'm no longer interested
in what you have to say?