Saturday Snack Time

So, Human, you gonna make me open this myself? I mean, I let you go to your stoopy j-o-b on a Caturday, for Bast's sake.

You owe me.

Alrighty, then. That's more like it. ::nomnomnom::

Cat on an Empty Blue Pillow

Hot cat is hot.

Long cat is long.

Long, hot cat seems . . . lonely.

Sunday Selfie: Good Things . . .

. . . come in 
small 
furry 
packages.

SLWVDT*

*Still Life With Very Dirty Table

(Can you guess whose chore the dusting is?)

(I assure you the name does not begin with an "S".)

(Just sayin'.)

It's a Miracle

Miracle One:  She came home right after school--before 4:00!

Miracle Two: She said she'd play with me!

Miracle Three: She did play with me!

Post-School Chatting with the Human

Why yes, I am fascinated by what you're telling me . Please go on . . . 

Oh. Apparently I wasn't nearly as interested as I thought. You can stop now.

But thanks for the nice petting.

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh, Me Mateys!

Which way be north again? I need t' kidnap a navigator.

A lady navigator!