Perhaps you recall this, my fine furry furiends? Well, it has been about a month, and my left whisker pad has shown no sign of producing another. The Human looks at me while she slaps a little pair of metal scissors against her palm and says, "Hmmmm."
1. The Human is an awful bore sometimes. 2. I always read food sections of the newspaper, though there are never enough toona recipes. 3. Black cats rule. 4. Gerber's is my favorite treat.