Monday, October 24, 2011

All Right, All Right


Does a Boy have no privacy? I try to be discreet, and what do I get from my furriends? 
Yes, Kitties, this means YOU.  
"O Spitty," they say, "that's not a 'tocks shot. That's a 
Bum-of-Disrespect shot."  
Oh, all right then! Here!
Y'all happy now?
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19 comments:

  1. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenOctober 24, 2011 at 5:50 AM

    Spitty we are happy to see you whether it is tocks, "the bum of disrespect" or just your handsome face! We love you!
    Have a great day!

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  2. AnonymousOctober 24, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    Dear Spitty,
    Mes could pounce on yous!
    Me does it to Kozmo when he lays like that!
    But me thinks YOous would be more fun!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  3. Cathy KeishaOctober 24, 2011 at 8:29 AM

    I'd rather see your handsome man-cat face.

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  4. Katnip LoungeOctober 24, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Now, THERE'S some 'Tocks I can sink my teefs into!

    XX Grayce

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  5. WhisppyOctober 24, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Ahem. Yes, thank you very much. Now, can we see pictures of your handsome face instead?

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  6. Admiral HestorbOctober 24, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I loves what Grayce said and Penelope! Although they are rivals for your affections still...I loved seeing their appreciation.

    xoxox

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  7. Shaggy and ScoutOctober 24, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Spitty our Grampa would say in these pictures you are flatter than pee on a plate.
    'Tocks, or bums...both yours are photogenic, who cares about semantics.

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  8. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)October 24, 2011 at 12:13 PM

    We dont know, Spitty... Ya seem ta be missin the proper pose fer a real 'tocks shot! We'll give ya a 2 outta 10 on that one... ;)

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  9. UnknownOctober 24, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Well if I'm going to be presented with a 'bum of disrespect', I'm glad it's your lovely fuzzy butt Spitty!

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  10. Mr PuddyOctober 24, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    I'm here watching yours ! Just make sure you don't make some gas my friend : )
    xoxo

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  11. Brian's Home BlogOctober 24, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    I think that the beauty is in the eye of the tock-holder!

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  12. Summer at sparklecat.comOctober 24, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Wow, tocks with a side order of peevishness! What more could one ask for?

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  13. ANGEL ABBYGRACEOctober 24, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    :::hehehehe::::
    We kitties get no respect just like Rodney Dangerfield!
    Thank you for your sweet purrs while Momma has been recuperating from my bitey...
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  14. Ivan from WMDOctober 24, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Spitty. When in doubt, post a pic of someone else's tocks.

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  15. The Island CatsOctober 24, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    Spitty! Those are the flattest 'tocks we've seen yet!!

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  16. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)October 24, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    You commented on our blog: "You kids always have such good adventures all the time! Yes, you *do* have better tocks shots than I do, but I think 2/10 is really waaaaay too low of a grade. My Human says she would never give one of her students that bad a grade if the kid had really tried. I think you should reconsider. I should get at least a 5."

    Well, we actally applied some rigerus mathies to the question, based on the following:

    1. 2 pictures.
    2. Not 1 good #13 OR “the other 1”.
    3. Yer 1 tail wasn’t held high proudly in either of the 2 pictures.
    4. The 5 small tocks were!
    5. 2 tries at tock shots.

    So, 13 (spot #) plus 1 (other spot) divided by 2 (pictures) minus 1 (tail not held high) minus 2 (other pictures) minus 2 (tries) equals “2”. But we need help here…

    TBT: Oh, OK, OK!: [(13 +1)/2] -1) - 2 -2)=2 Sorry, Spitty, the maths don’t lie. It’s “2”.

    Ayla, Iza, and Marley: Um, see? Proof. Not that we unnerstand a bit of it. However, given yer concern on the subject, we are willin to move yer score up to “3”. AND offer ya another chance ta improve yer score. TBT says FAIR (meanin “objective but kind” but also “Floofy Arse Is Rare”) teachers would do that.

    So take another “crack” at it an see iffen mebbe ya can get a “6”! 3rd time is the charm...

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  17. Laura and Taffeta RoseOctober 24, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    Tocks, tocks . . . We would rather see your handsome face, gorgeous eyes, splendid whiskers, etc.

    Taffy and that woman

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  18. MargOctober 25, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    Spitty, those are some mighty fine tocks. But we think you are handsome all over. Hope you have one fun day.

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  19. Stacy HurtOctober 25, 2011 at 2:29 PM

    tick tocks
    tick tocks
    you still
    rocks our socks!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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