Now, King Spitster, you do know where you are standing right ? You do know your paw is just to the side of mighty Finland, don't you ? You do know I am King Kitty Cat of Finland (North) and will also defend the South as necessary, right ?You better not have any ideas about sneaking that paw just to you right and claiming ownership - cause if you do I will have to declare war on you and it would not exactly demonstrate good diplomatic skills like you have been trying to practice. Not a bad week, eh - upsetting all the gorgeous girlcats and now threatening Finland. Now if you are happy to stay where you are squashing Russia we will say no more but if you plan on jigging about then you are In Trouble. First we will launch a ninja attack and then a Mirsku Missile will be deployed. So, what do you say ? Are you wanting to politely knock on the door and come for a quick sauna and delicious Finnish fishies, or is this a hostile take over bid ?
Okay dude your apology is accepted and you are invited over to the sauna tonight. Perhaps you can unburden yourself of all your diplomatic problems as you really have not had a good week!
Äiti has updated our bloggie and you and me are bestest buddies. The Mirsku Missile Crisis is cancelled. But - and here we have supreme pedantry - please remember Finland is NOT part of Scandinavia - we are a Nordic country but not Scandinavia (it's something we Finns get upset about but every other European forgets, so it's not cause for worry).
So, we'll heat the sauna up and roast some sausages and sniff some mint - what could be better!? Lucky your paw was over Russia, eh!
Hehehe... those Finnish kitties are so funny, huh? Did you know that my peep #1's dad was born in Finland? And did you know that his middle name meant KING of the forest? How's that for a coincidence, King Spitty?
Spitty! Me loves that the Finnish Cats was going to goes to wars with yous! Yous really needs to bes more careful and especially in saunas with Finnish cats! Yous might come back married - or a queen! Kisses Nellie
Happy World Cat Day! Spitty, Star was thrilled by your comfort from her bad day, and she now plans on coming over and licking your kingly brow as you recover from almost causing an international incident! She'll be bringing some niptinies to further help you take your mind off of your problems!
Spitty, are you still having a bad day?? Keep your chin up, buddy...and remember, it's not the lawnmower you gotta watch out for...it's the weedwacker!!
You're too funny!
ReplyDeleteWe think every day should be World Cat Day.
I had to Google the quote to see where it was from - my human is a TV and pop culture luddite.
ReplyDeleteNow, King Spitster, you do know where you are standing right ? You do know your paw is just to the side of mighty Finland, don't you ? You do know I am King Kitty Cat of Finland (North) and will also defend the South as necessary, right ?You better not have any ideas about sneaking that paw just to you right and claiming ownership - cause if you do I will have to declare war on you and it would not exactly demonstrate good diplomatic skills like you have been trying to practice. Not a bad week, eh - upsetting all the gorgeous girlcats and now threatening Finland. Now if you are happy to stay where you are squashing Russia we will say no more but if you plan on jigging about then you are In Trouble. First we will launch a ninja attack and then a Mirsku Missile will be deployed.
ReplyDeleteSo, what do you say ? Are you wanting to politely knock on the door and come for a quick sauna and delicious Finnish fishies, or is this a hostile take over bid ?
By the way, I have stolen the picture to post on my blog so that all my Finnish friends can see how we are being threatened..........
ReplyDeleteOkay dude your apology is accepted and you are invited over to the sauna tonight. Perhaps you can unburden yourself of all your diplomatic problems as you really have not had a good week!
ReplyDeleteÄiti has updated our bloggie and you and me are bestest buddies. The Mirsku Missile Crisis is cancelled. But - and here we have supreme pedantry - please remember Finland is NOT part of Scandinavia - we are a Nordic country but not Scandinavia (it's something we Finns get upset about but every other European forgets, so it's not cause for worry).
So, we'll heat the sauna up and roast some sausages and sniff some mint - what could be better!? Lucky your paw was over Russia, eh!
You are a giggle. Happy World Cat Day!
ReplyDeleteYou are so right Spitty. Just when we have things under control, here comes the cleaning machine. Have a super day.
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat day Spitty..As yor on top of the world..pop and play wiff us :)
ReplyDeleteHugs
Mollie and Alfie.xx
Happy World Cat Day dearest Spitty! <3
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day, Spitty! Our human had to Google that quote too, and she's never seen the show.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, make sure you get your fav baby food as a treat today!
Too right buddy!!! Hope you can keep the pesky secretary in the shed!!
ReplyDeletePeeEss Not sure what the show is, even after googling?
Hehehe... those Finnish kitties are so funny, huh? Did you know that my peep #1's dad was born in Finland? And did you know that his middle name meant KING of the forest? How's that for a coincidence, King Spitty?
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Who knew a cat blog could start an international incidence. MOL
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day, Spitty! You're a very funny boy. And we must say, we think you're such a worldly mancat, too! Not to mention, handsome.
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day Sir!
ReplyDeleteHappy World CAT Day, Spitty! Glad you ain't sitting on US. MOL.
ReplyDeleteSpitty!
ReplyDeleteMe loves that the Finnish Cats was going to goes to wars with yous! Yous really needs to bes more careful and especially in saunas with Finnish cats! Yous might come back married - or a queen!
Kisses
Nellie
Happy World Cat Day!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, Star was thrilled by your comfort from her bad day, and she now plans on coming over and licking your kingly brow as you recover from almost causing an international incident! She'll be bringing some niptinies to further help you take your mind off of your problems!
Happy World Cat Day, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day Spitty and watch out for those lawn mowers.
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Spitty let's hope that wasn't YOU!!! MOL!
ReplyDeleteLove your graphic! Happy World Cat Day!
Spitty that was apt quote for an almost diplomatic tussle with the Finnish King. Purrs to you Spitty and Happy World Cat Day
ReplyDeleteIt's ALWAYS the pencil pushers that'll get you in the end! I guess we should count ourselves lucky they haven't put those pencils *in* our er.. ends.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
HWCD, Spitty! You can see Russia from there!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, are you still having a bad day?? Keep your chin up, buddy...and remember, it's not the lawnmower you gotta watch out for...it's the weedwacker!!
ReplyDeleteHappy World Cat Day!
Are you a fan of Mad Men Mr. Spitty? Enjoy your view from the top of the world.
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