So, we bet you've been wondering:
What's up with Miss Madie Mitten Kitten these days?
Well, take a gander at THIS:
You may be asking yourself: Where's Aggie, the long-time beloved of Mr. Wally?
The answer? Sleeping alone, Kitties, sleeping alone.
That Bad Boy Wally has found himself a multi-toed Furry Little Lolita, that's what!
Where's the loyalty, Wally? At long last, Wally, have you no shame???
MOL!! Pardon my mirth at YOU dear Spitty being the one to be outraged at something like this?? Has you operation changed you that much? Darling, most male kitties spread the love, don't they?
ReplyDeleteStar says: Oh Spitty dear, are you still hurting? Need more nip brandy? A hug? A snuggle? I'll be over to help you plan some revenge and offer comfort!
ReplyDeleteWe think Wally has taken one out of the ol' Spitty playbook. And don't think that shameless Lolita doesn't share some of the blame! ;)
ReplyDeleteKing Spitty, are casting aspersions on your subjects and followers ? You need to be careful with this. Just because you are convalescing and licking the part where you used to lick over large undulations, doesn't mean you can go poking around in other kitties' bed hopping!
ReplyDeleteAfter all, what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas rather than being plastered all over the interwebs like the human ginger prince Harry has discovered.
Now it's nearly the weekend so we hope you will have some time to make things up with your human, and for her to serve your every need and pamper you royally. And apologise, endlessly. We shall see if Äiti actually knows any phrases that might help. But she is a little preoccupied right now with trying to write polite Finnish.
Well Spitty aren't you the little furry gossip? MOL, love this post!
ReplyDeleteOh my Spitty. Is this "the pot calling the kettle black"?
ReplyDeletePfffft. Wally, Wally, Wally. Shocking....just shocking.
ReplyDeleteWez agree wiff Prancer Pie..MOL..Such cute photies :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteSpitty, mate, I've ordered a mojo for you from Amazon. You should get it in a few days. And not before time by the looks of it! You are in danger of becoming the Perez Hilton of the CB!!
ReplyDeletePeeEss the human had to look up celeb gossips on tinternet!!! She's thick as two short wossits, being old and out of touch!
Such drama in the house of Spitty!!
ReplyDeleteHope you're feeling better today, my handsome pal.
My mom said she's about hurting herselfn laffing with the comments these past two days!
ReplyDeleteAggie my darling, so many of we older women are ignored that way. Our rightful hard-earned place usurped by some little (however adorable) floozy! You have my sympathies as a mom of a beautiful young lady cat. Said ladycat gets admiring glances while I, her mom, languish sadly in the dullness of the shadows cast by Katie isabella's glowing beauty and sunny disposition. Aggie, we shall form a committee of two, soothing one another, trying to rise up from the ashes heaped upon us by those girlish cats and kittens who have no compunction at all..not one whit, about kicking we older ladies, human or furred to the curb.
ReplyDeleteSpitty - I created a special song this Friday for you to sing regarding your "special" event. Check it out!
ReplyDeleteThey are cuties fur sure!
ReplyDeleteIt figures. You give them the best months of your life, and then it's Adios.
ReplyDelete~Caroline!
Way to go, WALLY!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Randy, yet Envious Lounge Man Cats
What an adorable couple! I don't see anything wrong with this show of affections. Hope your mojo arrives soon, Spitty or I'm afraid you'll become the kitty Rona Barrett.
ReplyDeleteGood job by Wally. Looks like he might of taken a book out of YOUR playbook, King Spitty! :)
ReplyDeleteHrmph! No boy cat would ever leaves mes for a Lolita! That's what ME thinks!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Wow... she has made herself quite at home, huh?
ReplyDeletesuch.a.mancat.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, what are you possibly casting aspursions on poor Wally for??? How many babes do you have 'strung along'?
nuff said..
xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan
How beautiful you embraced, pity that a cat will be jealous.
ReplyDeleteThey are a loving handsome couple.mol
ReplyDeleteKassey
She just pushed her way into your bed didn't she Wally? And you are too polite to make her leave, right? Plus she's warm and probably licks you in just the right way. Heh Heh. Cheers, Wally!
ReplyDeleteWallie!!! What have you done to Miss Aggie???? You dumped her for a trophy ladycat???? I can't believe you did that!...turns back, stalks out of office, slams door...no paw pats for him...just for you sweet Spitty for making sure we all know just what kind of mancat he ISN'T...paw pats Spitty, your Savvy
ReplyDeleteAllie: Isn't it just like a man(cat) to dump the girl of his youth and go for a Young Thing? *HUFF*
ReplyDeleteHow can anycat resist those cute paws?
ReplyDeleteExtenuating circumstances!