Thursday, October 25, 2012

'Tocktober Double-Wide

Whaaaaat? Surely you did not expect a picture that revealed the shocking vista of my now-missing Naughty Bits. In addition to That Other Outrage, I was also SHAVED, Kitties, in an elongated oval, right around the aforementioned Bits--as though they were making a TARGET, Kitties. Can you even IMAGINE such a thing?

 My furs is not yet all growed in to their previously luxuriant bounty, so you will have to content yourselves with this modest and discreet 'Tocktober offering.

 N.B.: The Human is stuck at her school Thursday evening until about 8:oo p.m. She may not be "available" to help me visit until tomorrow. Just another outrage. Sigh.
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33 comments:

  1. Mr. BlackOctober 25, 2012 at 9:17 PM

    I didn't realize your tail was so fluffy. I mean, I thought it was a little fluffy, but...that's some major fluffiness.

    Hope your human didn't miss Game 2.

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  2. Angel Prancer PieOctober 25, 2012 at 9:41 PM

    Shaved? How embarassing! We would've averted our eyes, Spitty. We have all felt your shame. Happy Tocktober, anyway. XOXO

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  3. FurriesOctober 25, 2012 at 9:54 PM

    Your modesty is very gentlemanly.

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  4. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)October 25, 2012 at 9:58 PM

    We are imagining the shaving... With some totally inappropriate (but natural) prurient interest. Marley was "done" young. ~ Iza and Ayla

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  5. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesOctober 25, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    Argh, blogger ate my comment.. I was saying how adorable we find your rump! And that I'd like to give it some scritches!

    Star says: You needn't worry about the missing furs, all the rest of them are there and soft and silky. And I'm ready to teleport over and lick every one of them!

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  6. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesOctober 25, 2012 at 10:04 PM

    Star also says: Of course you can come over and share my toys! I certainly have no objection to your toothy marks or spits being on my toys! Play away Spitty dear!

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  7. Catio TalesOctober 25, 2012 at 10:59 PM

    That's a very whappable behind, King Spitty. beware of Mirskus approaching with intent.

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  8. Summer at sparklecat.comOctober 26, 2012 at 1:06 AM

    Yeah, Spitty, I imagine this is not your happiest Tocktober!

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  9. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurOctober 26, 2012 at 1:15 AM

    It's still tock PERFECTION from you, my fine friend. Try not to focus on what is no longer there *sigh*

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  10. MollieOctober 26, 2012 at 1:52 AM

    The embarrasment of it all Spitty. Youz still the most handsome Mancat around :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  11. CATachresisOctober 26, 2012 at 5:08 AM

    That is still a magnificent tock, Spitty!!! No one would guess at your privations!!! ;)

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  12. MargOctober 26, 2012 at 5:33 AM

    Those are fantastic tocks, shaved and all. Take care Spitty.

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  13. CoryOctober 26, 2012 at 5:40 AM

    I was just thinking that your furry wonderful behind would make a very nice pillow. Naptime!

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  14. Brian's Home BlogOctober 26, 2012 at 6:16 AM

    Oh Spitty, you sure have put up with a lot lately.

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  15. Seville at Nerissa's LifeOctober 26, 2012 at 6:51 AM

    At least you've got a great lookin' tail there, my friend! purrs

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  16. Katie IsabellaOctober 26, 2012 at 6:52 AM

    We will be right here waiting sweetest Spitty. xoxox

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  17. Ivan from WMDOctober 26, 2012 at 6:55 AM

    Double-wide? Gosh, you hardly make a single-wide! I'm pretty sure there's room for Caroline and Pee Queen.

    Now, if that were a picture of me, nobody would see the chair seat at all.

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  18. Shaggy and ScoutOctober 26, 2012 at 7:23 AM

    Your glorious, luxurious furs will grow back fine, and this is another great 'Toctober offering!

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  19. AnonymousOctober 26, 2012 at 7:29 AM

    Awww Spitty, your tocks(whatever the heck that is??) are just fine and your tail is one of your very best features! Paw pats, Savannah

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  20. Pat HattOctober 26, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    Poor guy gettting the snip snip. Not a fun trip, shaving sucks too, the cat's sister had her tummy shaved for an ultrasound to come due.

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  21. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiOctober 26, 2012 at 8:33 AM

    You do have a lovely tail :-)

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  22. TamagoOctober 26, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    Thank you for the detail about your experience. I have some images in my head... :-)
    Your tock is gorgeous and very manly! And my kisses on your beautiful tail :-)

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  23. Colehaus CatsOctober 26, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    What luxuriant fluffiness! We can hardly tell anything was er, a-miss! Outrage, indeed! Purrs...

    Colehaus Cats

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  24. A Tonk's TailOctober 26, 2012 at 12:16 PM

    Spitsters, DOOD. Truly an outrage. We can't decide which is worse, the shaving not haven't grown back or the 8 PM abandonment.

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  25. Katnip LoungeOctober 26, 2012 at 12:18 PM

    Well.
    At least they shaved you during the "warm" season. Cold floors...talk about pucker!

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  26. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenOctober 26, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    well...your human will be happy because I might be starting to scour the internet for some DETROIT TREATS for you!

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  27. da tabbies o trout towneOctober 26, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    dood.....wellllllllllll, so de purrsonz away huh......ewe noe what THAT meens !!!!!

    when de catz at home de mice will roam...

    noe..whaen de mice iz away de cat will stay....

    hhhmmmm

    noe...when de troutz in de oven, dinnerz a lovin !!

    hay, haza awesum week oh end !!

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  28. Stacy HurtOctober 26, 2012 at 3:35 PM

    I can't believe she cut you in half. Like it would have been so difficult to move the camera back a bit? If she woulda got the right angle you could look A LOT smaller too. We can send The Gurl over there to help her out.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  29. The Island CatsOctober 26, 2012 at 4:47 PM

    Spitty, we CANNOT believe you had to endure a shaving as well as losing your bits. What was that evil v-e-t thinking?? Sheesh!!

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  30. KarenMcGOctober 26, 2012 at 6:24 PM

    Spitty, we're really enjoying your backside view. And sure sympathize on your experience at the vet.

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  31. Cathy KeishaOctober 26, 2012 at 7:50 PM

    Aw Spitty. Your fur is so shiny! Have I got a story for you about Tutoring and the shaving that goes with it. It's for another time and place. Hope your Giants don't make you wait all week to accomplish "The Task."

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  32. Just DuckyOctober 27, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    I guess discreet will have to do this year!

    Derby

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  33. GreatGrannyOctober 30, 2012 at 3:54 PM

    Handsome Spitty, your backside furs are so sleek and shiny, still a furry nice tock shot.
    xoxo Kassey

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