Who, Me? I'm Chillin' Like a Villain
Hello, Kitties, So nice of you to drop in. The grass is on the table, the Martini shaker's on the shelf (well-spotted, King Mr. Brown's Black's [hahahahaha] Human), all the beddies are available, and the noms are on the green tray (there's plenty more where that came from). We're spinning some Grateful Dead and The Band tunes and ignoring the stock market and the news.
C'mon in and set a spell.
Good looks like yours are CRIM-IN-AL!!
ReplyDeleteKIng Spitty, wethinks you have the coolest bar in town. A bit of escapism may well be just what is needed in these trying times!
ReplyDeleteAnd as for poetry from my ladycat, my gorgeous girlfriend and I prefer to keep things private and our communication is NOT all over the innerwebs. Instead she sends me sweet photos and mousie toys. And I have a beautiful green ribbon from her, hidden away in a very secret place.
And, until you commit to one ladycat, then I think the title philanderer fits ! Iza deserves better, don't you think, Mr Love Magnet ?
Spitty, you can't be spending that much time chillaxing. They are talking about you at Caren & Cody's and Mark's Mnews, so we know you are getting around.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, our furriend, you is the coolest kitteh we knows. Nobody entertains like you do!
ReplyDeleteSpitty dear, you have such a sly and mysterious look on your face!
ReplyDeleteStar says: I'm hopping over because I MUST try those greens!
Since the *event*, you are really "blossoming"! Look at those paws!
ReplyDeleteIt all sounds good, Spitty except... ugh, the music! If you are going to go vintage, can't you put on some Velvet Underground?
ReplyDeleteWe will be right over, Spitty. By teleporting to California we can lengthen our day and fit in even MORE naps! A nip martini does sound good, though.
ReplyDeleteCownt me in an I iz bringing teh nipz!
ReplyDeleteI like your style as you rhyme a mile. Must agree that stuff should be ignored at ones sea. The grass stays greener.
ReplyDeleteSounds great! Are you gonna make Nip Martini for us? You look very handsome and manly in the picture!
ReplyDeleteYou look THE most handsome I have EVER seen you, Spitty. So handsome, and you exude luxury, style in your shining thick and perfectly groomed furs and even grace (by your hospitality).
ReplyDeleteI'll take the brown beddie this time and I imagine I will not be alone for long. MMTO (Meowing my tail off)
You are one cool dude King Spitty!
ReplyDeleteVery intimidating
ReplyDeleteCotton
We think there is nothing better than coming over to chillax with you Spitty! Dude, this is great!
ReplyDeleteIs Caroline there yet?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sparkle! I know the Dead are all California and all, but some VU would make this stunning kitteh very happy. BTW, is Rumbles barktending for you?
ReplyDeleteOn my way! purrs
ReplyDeleteAre doggies allowed too??
ReplyDeletePawty time. WOOHOO!
ReplyDeleteDon't start without us, wez on our way..I want some of that, that your on..BOL xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
on my way over!
ReplyDeleteLegal! Adorei a foto.
ReplyDeleteI'm bringing a crate of burdweiser!! ;)
ReplyDeletedood, after everee one iz buzzard up on grass, lets head over to moms place N get sum tattoooz then go haz R pick sure taken in front oh jerry's house...
ReplyDeletewe wanna "order" sum leaf by de way
hay, we canna sneek this way any mor this week, haza grate week oh end !!
Sounds just purrfect to me !!
ReplyDeleteAnd look, you even have the premium organic fresh nip! Super!
ReplyDeleteWow, you're putting out quite the spread, Spitty! Olivia will be right over!
ReplyDeleteI am under your spell, I'll be right over.
ReplyDeleteYou are a very good host Spitty! I am glad I stopped by :) Are pups allowed to have some grass too? I love to chew it.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like a party, but we agree with Sparkle - the Grateful Dead?? Shall I come over and sing some real music?
ReplyDeleteWho the heck is "King Mr. Brown? Did you make a little something in that martini shaker before posting? Ha,ha!!
ReplyDeleteKing Mr. Chartreuse
Your a pawsome host, Spitty! XOXO
ReplyDeleteyour friends,
Ash and Sherlock and Traveler
Thanks for having us over, Spitty....we may set more than a spell...we might move in!!
ReplyDeleteDear Spitty,
ReplyDeleteme is a little more into Bachman Turner Overdrive and Peter Framton but Dead is OK.
And me likes mine stirred not shaken, is yous tending bar, can yous escape into a corner with mes for a snuggle to some Barry White...
Kisses
Nellie
You know how to hang cool, Spitty.
ReplyDeleteDon't tempt me with that pink beddie.
; ) Katie
Yo! Spitty...I am grabbing BART cuz I am hoping there is some of my fave kibble on that green pawty tray....no, no...hold the grass...I don't sniff...
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