Saturday, December 1, 2012

How I Got My FURRari

Earlier this week, the Trout-Talkin'-Tabbies of Trout Town published a seriously difficult "Licents Quiz" with questions like this one:

1) Ewe be drivin long mindin yur own business when ewe see de lite be turnin red…due ewe
Keep on goin coz ewe iz drivin on de sidewalk
Stop N chek de day lee deals at popz pizza pie N sghetti palace
Wunder what de ba jezuz red meens 

ANSWER: All ore any of de above

The reward for passing this difficult exam is a CATillac or a FURRarri. That's a no-brainer kind of choice: CATillacs are for Senior Catizens! Moi, *I* got me a red Furrari. 

Arrivaderci, Gattini!
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36 comments:

  1. The Florida FurkidsDecember 1, 2012 at 7:15 PM

    Furry impurressive!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  2. Katnip LoungeDecember 1, 2012 at 7:16 PM

    Well. I expect to see you any SECOND now, Spitty! Um, does that thing have a back seat? Just wonderin'.

    XX The Saucepot

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  3. UnknownDecember 1, 2012 at 7:24 PM

    Spitty!
    When is yous coming to picks me up!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. DebDecember 1, 2012 at 7:31 PM

    And you look smashing.

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  5. Angel Prancer PieDecember 1, 2012 at 8:00 PM

    Oh Spitster, the women are rearin and ready to go!

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  6. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesDecember 1, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    Spitty!!! Look how hot you look in that Furrarri!! You're a real king about town! A playcat of the highest order! A stud fluffmuffin! Ladycats beware!

    Star says: *swoon!*

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  7. Summer at sparklecat.comDecember 1, 2012 at 8:29 PM

    I thought all cars did was take kitties to the vet! At least that is what the cars here are used for.

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  8. Sweet PurrfectionsDecember 1, 2012 at 8:30 PM

    And it matches your furs purrfectly.

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  9. Catio TalesDecember 1, 2012 at 11:39 PM

    That red car really does set off your brown bits.

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  10. Brian's Home BlogDecember 2, 2012 at 5:34 AM

    Hot Spitty in a hot ride!

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  11. Pat HattDecember 2, 2012 at 5:45 AM

    Damn, you can get away fast now, the ride of a king.

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  12. The Island CatsDecember 2, 2012 at 5:51 AM

    Spitty, come on over and take us for a spin! We can go pick up girlcats!

    Wally & Ernie
    (Is there room for 2 more??)

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  13. PretinhaDecember 2, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Spitty the FURRarri perfectly matches your personality. Thanks for your help, I'm resizing the photos.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 2, 2012 at 7:49 AM

    Squeeee Spitty! I'm the closest, pop over the Bay Bridge and pick me up!! I luv to go fast! Ummmm but can you put the top up today? It is pouring and I don't wanna get my furs messed up, 'na mean? Paw pats, Savvy

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  15. MollieDecember 2, 2012 at 7:59 AM

    Well come on over to our place, wez having a Pawty..BOL xx00x

    Mollie and Alfie

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  16. bethany925December 2, 2012 at 8:24 AM

    see, dis teh kind of fing my brofur needs...'cept he only has Ford delivery truck to pick up teh ladycats and for some reason, i doubt thats gonna work as well. so again, King Spitty, you are cornering teh Ladycat market wif your suave skillz. you know, it really isn't fair but i wont' scold you if i can gets a ride. i'll wait for you on teh corner. next to that big tree. come soon! fanks

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  17. meowmeowmansDecember 2, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    Yeah! You look great in your new ride, Spitty!

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  18. Seville at Nerissa's LifeDecember 2, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    Whoa! Does that furrari ever look good on you!!! purrs

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  19. Katie IsabellaDecember 2, 2012 at 9:18 AM

    I just heard it roar up in the driveway...use your key and come on in. XXXOOO

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  20. Cathy KeishaDecember 2, 2012 at 10:23 AM

    Whoa! Forget the transporter! Now we can go places. BTW, you can join the kitty car club. I got a red Mustang.

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  21. Stacy HurtDecember 2, 2012 at 12:01 PM

    When you're done giving all your hussies a ride, come and pick me up. We can take a cruise up the 17 mile drive & end up on the wharf for some fresh noms. Afterward, a lovely moonlit ride *top down of course* where I can teach you some more tricks you can practice on your second rate bits of fluff.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  22. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiDecember 2, 2012 at 12:53 PM

    You look soooo cool!

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  23. Mr. BlackDecember 2, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Wow! You are stylin' in that ride my panther brother. Just remember to obey the speed limit 'cause those red cars will catch a cop's eye faster than a blinking donut sign.

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  24. Ivan from WMDDecember 2, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    What happened to your chauffeur?

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  25. UnknownDecember 2, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    Dearest Spitty,
    Me has gots all my stars, so me wants to thanks yous for giving me my second star. If yous goes to my post today ( http://catfromhell.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/mes-gots-all-my-stars/ ) you can download a special star for yous!
    Kissies Nellie

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  26. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenDecember 2, 2012 at 4:34 PM

    Wooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooo Spitty!! You be stylin'!!!!!!!!

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  27. Ellen WhyteDecember 2, 2012 at 5:10 PM

    It's funtastic!

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  28. Just DuckyDecember 2, 2012 at 5:28 PM

    You look good in your FurrRarri!

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  29. Oui OuiDecember 2, 2012 at 7:41 PM

    Ciao!

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  30. da tabbies o trout towneDecember 3, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    ppssssttt...chek de glove box; we leeved a surprize in there for ewe :)

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  31. GLOGIRLYDecember 3, 2012 at 12:45 PM

    Spitty, you are HOT.
    I love a mancat in a fast car.
    ; ) Katie

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  32. A TonlDecember 3, 2012 at 3:38 PM

    MOWZERS, dood! Way ta go! We think that color's Royal Red! zzzzzoooom!

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  33. TamagoDecember 3, 2012 at 4:05 PM

    You look super cool in your red FURRarri!! Can I hop in and go for a drive with you?

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  34. Shaggy and ScoutDecember 3, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    ROAD TRIP!!!!
    We live in Minn-E-sew-ta in the house with the cedar front by the pond with the vishus deers nearby! Just honk, we'll be looking for you!

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  35. AnonymousDecember 4, 2012 at 2:35 PM

    This Furrari was made for you, Spitty! You are going to have a pretty hard time keeping all the girl kitties away, but then I am sure you are used to that problem already ;)

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  36. KatDecember 5, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    Oh Spitty you handsome mancat in your glorious red Furrari would you bestow the honor of taking me, the ladycat Ash for a midnight ride? Xoxo purrs
    Ash

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