Nigel made his home on my Human's lap for three days. Hrrumph.
Wasn't it bad enough that I was heartlessly 'bandoned on Christmas Eve and Christmas? Did she have to have a torrid three-day affair with Nigel, an 18-year-old Lothario of the first order? I mean, they've known each other since Nigel was the size of a pear! They had to wait till now, till I have become a floofier, friendlier Boy? This is going to set our relationship back more than the Human can even imagine!
**Thanks for all your Christmas wishes. We should be around to visit tonight!**
The NERVE!
ReplyDeleteIf it's any consolation, Spitty, at first I thought that was a picture of a skunk! I bet your human is one of those naturally cat-attracting types like mine is. I really don't think you have anything to worry about.
ReplyDeleteI would milk the abandonment angle, though. No use letting that go to waste.
Oops! She done stepped in the litter box this time!
ReplyDelete**wink to your mom ** ( wink from tuxedo guys may do some trick )....yes, I'm flirting to your mom.....tee...heh
ReplyDeleteGood luck my friend ; )
Xoxo
oh Spitty! The NERVE!!!
ReplyDeleteOur humans did the same! In fact, it's why we've been scarce these past few days.
SOME humans flew to parts unknown and had the indecency to get stranded cuz of weather. We think we'll pointedly ignore them for at least 2 days. MOL!
Oh Spitty...let her have her indiscretion. As long as she comes home to you. And besides, you can use this against her in the future when you want something really good. ;)
ReplyDeleteThere ought ot be a rule that the human servants spend Christmas with US, and then do their galavanting AFTER Christmas.
ReplyDeleteOh Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHow heartless. Me would make sure she gots the back of disrespect!
Kisses
Nellie
Geeesh - of aLL the nerve. You need to find some way to get even pal. I'll ponder over that one and help you. I know - ignore her - totally ignore her for an entire day. When she tries to pet you, run away! You do it enough, she'll get the message! he he - sneaky aren't we!
ReplyDeleteOh, you must make her pay dearly for this....a major guilt trip is in store!
ReplyDeleteGUILT TRIP Spitty my dear mancat. G-U-I-L-T. Make her own that feeling. xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteI am truly speechless at the blatant heartlessness that you must endure. It is unconcionable to me that you must stay and pretend any kind of affection just so that the thoughtless wench may remember to toss some food at you! I am here for you if you need some serious solace my studly Swain.
ReplyDeleteXOXO
MS Stella O Houligan
Aw, doood... and on CHRISTMAS!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, rumor has it that when my human is out of the house, she actually searches out other kitties to hang out with! It's awful.
ReplyDeleteAND she had to put up that picture for the world to see. How awful!
ReplyDeleteWe think some shoe is calling for some nice slimy yak!
You must guilt trip the guilty tripper. Tell you what would make her feel REALLY bad ? A slow walk across the room, collapseing halfway across, turnung your belly upwards, paws akimbo - oh so inviting. Then give her the impression she can tummy tickle and at her most vulnerable moment employ the claws and bitey.
ReplyDeleteIntolerable betrayal.
We thank you for your kind words about Tuomo - Äiti is going to email your human in a bit.
This is an outrage, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteCotton
The fur faced cheek! Payback time, methinks!
ReplyDeletePeeEss The human knew your human would get the misquote!!!
Oh no Spitty, that is just inexcusable. We think you should stay UTB for at least two days and just sneak out to eat. That wasn't nice of the Mom at all althought Nigel is old and also very fluffy. Hope you have a better day.
ReplyDeleteJoin the club, my friend. Because I live with ELEVEN other cats, my peeps cheat on me ALL THE TIME! They say... it's no loss what a friend gets. I say, if I need the scritches, I NEED the scritches! purrs
ReplyDeletehow dare she!
ReplyDeletedood...sew....does this meen yur mom iza "cougar"
ReplyDelete18 yeers old......
:) !!!
How dare she do that to you! This calls for the bum of disrespect and a bitey or two!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, they will always disappoint you. Always.
ReplyDeleteOnce a week the Mom, the blurpy girl and the big guy come back smellin like other cats and woofies! UGH they MUST be cheatin on us too!!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you had a very Merry Christmas and that the coming New Year is blessed and joyous!
Que feio! magoar um gatinho doce.
ReplyDeleteWell at least she didn't bring Nigel home to LIVE PERMANENTLY with you! ...like a certain orange maniac that will remain unnamed.
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
Oh, Your Highness, this is naught but MUTINY! or, well, it would be, if you ever sat in her lap, which you don't, but still, it sounds like treason to me. First no mousie or other "Forgive me for leaving you!" gift, now this. Despicable.
ReplyDeleteOh dear Spitty.
ReplyDeleteWe know you are heartbroken, do you need some company?
Oh poor Spitty! I hope she's properly apologetic and makes it up to you with many treats and scritches!
ReplyDeleteStar says: Hmm, he is handsome.. but not as handsome as you, so I'm sure she'll be back! Meanwhile, I'll come over and give you some snuggles and ear licks, k?
Oh my! What NERVE! We are so sorry Spitty and know you must be heartbroken. Ash sends you kisses and treaties and hugs from us all xoxo
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooo! She dared?!?!!
ReplyDeleteOMC, the sheer cheek of it !! :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
cheated??!! And you still allow her to sleep in your home??? Spitty, you must take control and now!! well...ummmm...'course you have to also consider the fact that she does feed you...and sometimes is willing to wave a toy at you now and then...hmmm...best use the "caution is the better part of valor" or what ever...just a thought...Savvy
ReplyDeleteUh oh! Hope you manage to put her in her place...!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry they cheated on you. :(
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