A perfectly kept house means you have no life and when a bein's house looks like a page out of a Crate & Barrel catalogue it is sorta creepy. Perfect does not = better for Spitty. If mom cleaned to your standards it would mean she no longer be able to give pets & scritches, buy Spittys go to store buy stink goodness, clean your box, clean up your barf, defur the clothes, mop you drool/spit off the floor, entertain you with toys, ect. - GET THE PICTURE!!! Besides you don't look very busy in this photo, so maybe you could be a kitty houusekeeper & cut mom some slack & SNAP OUT OF IT SPITTY!.
Spitty, your human is still sickie? That's terrible! I think I better send Screamoline right over and have her SCREAM her back to health. And tell your human to stop eating bugs!
Spitty, Can you believez this? those humans? I mean you let them live in your house and then they just mess it up. My human keeps sleepzing in my room too~ I mean after all it is a CAT's house!!
But you can let her off the hook this timez, at least till she getz better~
Since there is zero clutter on the table - no newspapers for you to lay on - I think the human is doing a damn fine job over there. Heck, send her over here because we have clutter - and a lot of it! Alyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
Heh Spitty. OUR Mommy is a neat freak which really is very unhealthy. So we help get her healthy...every single day. She doesn't know it yet, but she will thank us for it one day. PS/ I'll be the Queen, of course! Heart, spade, blah blah doesn't matter.
MOL, why do you think we crop our pictures so close??
Star says: The only packers I root for are the ones who pack stinky goodness, cat treats, and cheese. Oh, and bacon! And ham... And chicken.. turkey.. ooo I'm getting hungry, want to have a picnic at my place? Your choice of blankets! Purrrrr
Mom is a neat freak too..more's the pity. However some of that went by the wayside due to circumstances. I may make a relaxed home sharer of her yet! I do have some horkings for her by the bed. She heard me in the night and has the cleaner out now..she just finished eating so I guess she'll trudge in there any minute. I left it on the floor by the bed. xxxooo
So long as your food is on time then no worries is what I say. The trouble with glass doors though is that they do show everything. Mum says yours looks ok to her.. Hugs GJ xx
Spitty, you are missing a great opportunity for hiding; though, it does look as if something might fall on you. Our mom doesn't let us in rooms that have areas that look like this. We think you are pretty lucky. Astrid, Calista Jo and Lisbeth are having cat fits this a.m. The rest of us don't know where they get all the energy! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
Maybe when your human is at work you can break out the sewing machine and make some fancy-pants little curtains to hang across those upper cabinets. Or, sneak out and buy some matching baskets.
The lady is OCD on getting matching baskets to store stuff in this place. Hiding miscellaneous crap in baskets is her thing.
the table itself, howevers, looks nice and tidy - cleaned no doubt by the swishing of that lovely, luxurious and royal black tail. now that you showed her how to do it right, mebbe the Woman can take over from here.
Also, you are totally right about mom neglecting my blog! But I have been very understanding about it because she has been so busy with the new pet furniture business she and dad have started. And because she promises she will try to help me post a little more often :)
Spitty!
ReplyDeleteYous has furry high standards! That would looks CLEAN around this house!
Kisses
Nellie
I think you should just turn your back on it. It's too unsettling for a genteel cat such as yourself.
ReplyDelete(P.S. Table Cat! Ha ha ha ha!)
A perfectly kept house means you have no life and when a bein's house looks like a page out of a Crate & Barrel catalogue it is sorta creepy. Perfect does not = better for Spitty. If mom cleaned to your standards it would mean she no longer be able to give pets & scritches, buy Spittys go to store buy stink goodness, clean your box, clean up your barf, defur the clothes, mop you drool/spit off the floor, entertain you with toys, ect. - GET THE PICTURE!!!
ReplyDeleteBesides you don't look very busy in this photo, so maybe you could be a kitty houusekeeper & cut mom some slack & SNAP OUT OF IT SPITTY!.
Looks pretty clean to us. Sometimes we can't see the top even.
ReplyDeleteI'll see your mess and double it. When you come here, don't forget your *koff koff* dust mask.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, your human is still sickie? That's terrible! I think I better send Screamoline right over and have her SCREAM her back to health. And tell your human to stop eating bugs!
ReplyDeleteHey, Spitty. You could help her out by going over to that shelf and whapping some of that stuff off of there. We're sure she'll thank you for that.
ReplyDeleteMessy Shelves = Interesting Looking.
ReplyDeleteNeat Shelves = Strait Laced Mind.
{{Eye Roll}}
How's THAT for justification?
You had better not come here. You would run out SCREAMING
ReplyDeleteThere's a REASON solid doors were invented...
ReplyDeleteSpitty, Can you believez this? those humans? I mean you let them live in your house and then they just mess it up. My human keeps sleepzing in my room too~ I mean after all it is a CAT's house!!
ReplyDeleteBut you can let her off the hook this timez, at least till she getz better~
Get well soonz!!
We HELP by cleaning the extra things off any shelves and cabinets around our home. It's fun to hear them crash onto the floor!
ReplyDeleteSince there is zero clutter on the table - no newspapers for you to lay on - I think the human is doing a damn fine job over there. Heck, send her over here because we have clutter - and a lot of it!
ReplyDeleteAlyssa, Mr. Fox & Scruffy
Heh Spitty. OUR Mommy is a neat freak which really is very unhealthy. So we help get her healthy...every single day. She doesn't know it yet, but she will thank us for it one day.
ReplyDeletePS/ I'll be the Queen, of course! Heart, spade, blah blah doesn't matter.
Dude, you got no idea what is the real messy is !
ReplyDeleteCan't review who make a mess in my house, it's secret file !
PS : in some way, when I look at your photo, I see double tail !!!!
Yeah, you might not want to look over this way...
ReplyDeleteJust as well you don't live here, King Spitty! That looks like a tidy minimalist palace to us.
ReplyDeleteMOL, why do you think we crop our pictures so close??
ReplyDeleteStar says: The only packers I root for are the ones who pack stinky goodness, cat treats, and cheese. Oh, and bacon! And ham... And chicken.. turkey.. ooo I'm getting hungry, want to have a picnic at my place? Your choice of blankets! Purrrrr
Oh, that is NOTHING compared to my human's messes!
ReplyDeleteMom is a neat freak too..more's the pity. However some of that went by the wayside due to circumstances. I may make a relaxed home sharer of her yet! I do have some horkings for her by the bed. She heard me in the night and has the cleaner out now..she just finished eating so I guess she'll trudge in there any minute. I left it on the floor by the bed. xxxooo
ReplyDeleteSo long as your food is on time then no worries is what I say. The trouble with glass doors though is that they do show everything. Mum says yours looks ok to her.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteGee, it looks darn good to me Spitty!
ReplyDeleteYup. Seen those before. At MY house! purrs
ReplyDeleteWell you could always go on up and start knocking them down, works for us.
ReplyDeletegood one! lol
ReplyDeleteBlimey Spitty, you'z obviouslie'z got too much time'z on ya Paw'z, if ya worrying'z about the mezzy shelve'z..MOL xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
HAHA, Spitty!!!
ReplyDeleteBy the headline, I was expecting you sitting next to a heaping pile of catnip mice.
Just make sure the humans hoardy stuff doesn't interfere with your heaping pile of catnip mice.
; ) Katie
Spitty, you are missing a great opportunity for hiding; though, it does look as if something might fall on you. Our mom doesn't let us in rooms that have areas that look like this. We think you are pretty lucky. Astrid, Calista Jo and Lisbeth are having cat fits this a.m. The rest of us don't know where they get all the energy! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at www.thecatonmyhead.com, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeletedood...a messy shelvez izza open invite ta toss, drop N crash...de bottle right a bove de ^ arrrow wood be a grate startin point ;)
ReplyDeleteMaybe when your human is at work you can break out the sewing machine and make some fancy-pants little curtains to hang across those upper cabinets. Or, sneak out and buy some matching baskets.
ReplyDeleteThe lady is OCD on getting matching baskets to store stuff in this place. Hiding miscellaneous crap in baskets is her thing.
Spitty everything is clean and organized, by human standards so do not be picky.
ReplyDeleteSo Spitty, what are you wanting??? ;)
ReplyDeletethe table itself, howevers, looks nice and tidy - cleaned no doubt by the swishing of that lovely, luxurious and royal black tail. now that you showed her how to do it right, mebbe the Woman can take over from here.
ReplyDeleteHow can you live like this, Spitty?! ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso, you are totally right about mom neglecting my blog! But I have been very understanding about it because she has been so busy with the new pet furniture business she and dad have started. And because she promises she will try to help me post a little more often :)
Oh Spitty you should see our Mom's closet...eeekkkkk
ReplyDeleteOh, no. I definitely cannot watch that.
ReplyDeleteMOL! That's what the humans get for not putting doors on those cabinets, right Spitty?
ReplyDeleteThey haven't forgot to feed you again, i hope!
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