Monday, April 1, 2013

DIY Neutering-Reversal Surgery



Wait! What? Nooooo, I've changed my mind! 
No, no, no! Take off those snappy gloves right now and put those furry black balls back in their Tupperware! Right N-O-W. 

 No, no, no! I don't even want them reattached! 
Wait! What are you doing with that hammer? It's for anesthesia?  No no no!

 Just calm the heck down, Dr. Frankenstein. Nobody's using a scalpel around here. Unless it's me, digging my claws right into those sterile hands. 

Be polite? Yes, yes, yes--OKAY: Thanks, Punapippuri, for finding them and sending them along to me. I've stashed 'em in the freezer--you know, just in case.

 Now Human! I mean it. Get me down off this table and put those things away right this minute!
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41 comments:

  1. Seville at Nerissa's LifeApril 1, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    Spitty... this is not good. This is not good at all... Don't let the doctor do it! purrs

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  2. brokenteepeeApril 1, 2013 at 3:21 PM

    Does the world want more Spittys running around?

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  3. ANGEL ABBYGRACEApril 1, 2013 at 3:36 PM

    Spitty I think you are making a wise choice!

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  4. Pat HattApril 1, 2013 at 3:41 PM

    Yes, run when those gloves come due, correct choice indeed.

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  5. Angel SimbaApril 1, 2013 at 3:42 PM

    Happy April 1st, Spitty!

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  6. SushiApril 1, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    Yikes!!!

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  7. Callie (a.k.a. Trouble)April 1, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    Can you trust Punapippuri to not have "altered" your "boys"?

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  8. UnknownApril 1, 2013 at 4:46 PM

    OH No, this...not good! Hammer....NOOOO!

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  9. Brian's Home BlogApril 1, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    Spitty, Spitty, Spitty, where are your table manners pal?

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  10. Hailey and Zaphod and their LadyApril 1, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    Oh Spitty you make us laugh!

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  11. Shaggy and ScoutApril 1, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    Is keeping your balls in the freezer the same as keeping your tonsils in a jar in your bedroom?

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  12. Cathy KeishaApril 1, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    OMC! Is this a bad dream? TW has the tip of Nicky's tail in a plastic bag on the side of the refrigerator. Heh heh. Can you run through the tunnel? I'll hide you. No one messes with me cos I have sharp teeth and claws and I know how to use them.

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  13. AnonymousApril 1, 2013 at 5:46 PM

    well, now Spittimus, that is NICE of you to want to come, um, "prepared" to my paw-tah, but really, not necessary. More of a "come as you are" or "come as you are altered" paw-tah. So no worries. tell Nurse Snappy Gloves that you'd like to reschedule and get ova here. xox

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  14. The Island CatsApril 1, 2013 at 6:40 PM

    Spitty, we think Punapippuri sent you the wrong size. ;)

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  15. A Tonk's TailApril 1, 2013 at 6:48 PM

    Dood..now we're worried. Seriouslies - we agree it's NOT worth it!

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  16. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)April 1, 2013 at 6:50 PM

    Please say they dint! Please say they dint...

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  17. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Taz, and Binq)April 1, 2013 at 6:51 PM

    OMC, its April Fools Day! MOL! You GOT us...

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  18. Just DuckyApril 1, 2013 at 6:58 PM

    Oh noes, not another operation! Just leave things alone.

    How are you getting along with your new visitor.

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  19. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 1, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    THAT'S what they sent you from Finland? MOL!!!

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  20. meowmeowmansApril 1, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    Me-OUCH! Please, please, please tell us this is some kind of April Fool's Day joke, Spitty!

    (btw - be sure to check out our post for today, okay?)

    Hugs!

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  21. Catio TalesApril 1, 2013 at 8:14 PM

    Hehehehe, You ungrateful mancat. After we went to all that trouble to find what you were so desperately missing! Pöh.

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  22. Angel Prancer PieApril 1, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    Mommy laffed so hard she snorted!

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  23. iLoveSilverMeowApril 1, 2013 at 9:14 PM

    lol... too funny when i saw the pic...

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  24. The Cat GuyApril 1, 2013 at 9:28 PM

    yikes!!!!!

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  25. ClooneyApril 1, 2013 at 10:51 PM

    That's where my black furry balls ended up! Oh my cod but you folks is funny! However that HAMMER business scares the bejesus out of me...head for the hills Spitty! (PS:Sorry to have missed your 1000th post and Commentathon, congrats!)

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  26. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesApril 1, 2013 at 11:49 PM

    MOL!!!!!!!!! Run Spitty! MOL!!

    Star says: You made me snort my coconut oil! *snickersnort* Need me to come over and comfort you and lick you silly? Purrrr

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  27. The Furries of WhisppyApril 2, 2013 at 12:39 AM

    A HAMMER!? OMC. We're so relieved you made the wise choice to leave those furry balls in the tupperware and in the freezer. Who needs them anyway?

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  28. MargApril 2, 2013 at 2:28 AM

    We do think that running as fast as you can is the best suggestion. We think you are just dandy without adding anything back to your body. Take care and watch out for that hammer.

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  29. CATachresisApril 2, 2013 at 2:28 AM

    Whatever they say, those are handsome balls!

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  30. www.shelter-cats.comApril 2, 2013 at 3:54 AM

    I don't know if the world is ready for more little Spitty's...
    Spittoons?
    Spitterellas?
    Hey, Spitty, thank you for helping out the cats at PAWS!

    xxoo
    Maggie

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  31. Katie IsabellaApril 2, 2013 at 6:10 AM

    Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

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  32. Katie IsabellaApril 2, 2013 at 6:10 AM

    Spittoons? Spitterellas? Mom is too busy laffing into her coffee! She'll be back later. She's quaking enough to heave me off her lap!

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  33. Ivan from WMDApril 2, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    OMC, my paws got all sweaty there for a moment!

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  34. UnknownApril 2, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    Bwaa!! Haa!! Haa!! Me loves it when coffee comes out Mommy's nose! But this eve has me Rolling around!
    Back in Alberta wes call bull balls prarie oysters and eats them, me wonders what Spitty Balls would be called?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  35. UnknownApril 2, 2013 at 8:20 AM

    Mom read about surgery for transgender cats, but this is new. Better cross your legs Spitty or at least run for your life. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  36. katsrusApril 2, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    Oh no! hide Spitty!
    Sue B

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  37. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenApril 2, 2013 at 9:00 AM

    OMC SPITTY YOU ARE NUTS! lol

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  38. TamagoApril 2, 2013 at 9:23 AM

    LOL! Too funny! But you are trying to send serious message for importance of neutering, right? :-)

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  39. da tabbies o trout towneApril 2, 2013 at 9:27 AM

    dood...we iz knot foolin....

    what de ba jezzuz sam hell

    $%@!(())!!_@!@!@))&*#**@)!#0!!!0*_*_$%#$@&^*((

    and further mor

    ^&(@!#!@)(@#@**))@!)*&&^%()&$#

    de boat for trout towne iz rite out side de window...jump in...quik

    we will figure out how ta get it ta shore after de pole lease iz thru givin uz this tickit

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  40. Misaki @ misadventuresofMisakiApril 2, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    OMD!!!

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  41. KarenMcGApril 3, 2013 at 6:37 AM

    Now that's an April Fool happening that looks like it would not bode well for Spitty.

    Run Spitty, run!

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