And you know you want to tell him your juiciest one.
Like that time you stole the ham slice,
or where that hairball went after your Human
heard you horking in the night,
or where you left the diamond ring
when you were finished batting it around.
C'mon now, confession is good for the soul.
Moosey: I like to trick the mom and the dad into thinking the other one did not already feed me. Sadly, this worked, like, once.
ReplyDeleteOur lips are sealed for now and forever! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI want you to spill first Spitty. I'll be over about 12:30 a.m. my time. I have something important to tell you.
ReplyDeletePricilla maaas that you don't speak goat
ReplyDeleteJust put on your purple stole & we're in business!
ReplyDeleteI'm an open book, Spitty - I got nothin'!
ReplyDeleteWell, at least until my human's new Cat Channel blog starts... and maybe I can stop that somehow.
*laughing softly* "Oh, ya, you mean like the time I... Oh wait no; this is a family friendly blog. I'll tell ya laters KS. After the kiddies have gone to bed. In fact, I think that's how the story started!
ReplyDeletexoxo
Ms. Stella
Hmmm, but we're not so sure you'd keep the confessional confidential, King Spitty....
ReplyDeleteI left a hairball on the area rug on Dad's side of the bed. But it's not a secret because he stepped on it!
ReplyDeleteconfession can also get you in a lot of hot water Spitty. Remember - Loose Lips Sink Ships. Take it for what its worth.As a King you should trust no one. There is always someone wanting to overthrow the throne.
ReplyDeleteHi Ellen, We lubs ur comments! We think you need a bloggy ;-)
DeleteStar says: I like to hork up hairballs where it's too dark to see them until it's too late and someone has a wet sock.. hee hee Mom told on me a little bit today, calling me a drama queen, but it nearly got me out of what she was doing!
ReplyDeleteI also like to give Leo what-for the minute mom goes into the bathroom. She leaves the room, and we're on opposite sides of the room. She comes back and Leo's gone and I'm sitting where he'd been! Bwhahahaha!
BOL :) :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Star says: *Big licks and head rubs* I KNEW you'd understand! Oh the humiliation! Humans can be so cruel! And how dare they get upset at us 'singing the song of our people' while they torture us! Oh Spitty, you make me feel like the bravest girlcat ever! I must reward you with much lovin's and lickin's and chickens! Purrrrrrrr! XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteOh...no confessions here! Open book. That's my life. Open book. (what mom doesn't know doesn't hurt me).
ReplyDeleteI'm purrfect and have no need for confessions. Hah!
ReplyDelete...Tutu
I reveal all at my sea, nothing is tmi for me.
ReplyDeleteHow did you know about the ring???
ReplyDeleteeye ate burd ~~~~~~~~~~
ReplyDeleteguess who ? !!!
I secretly love woofies. Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteSpitty,
ReplyDeleteNOTHING me does a secret, and my behavior is always suspect, after all, me is the Cat From Hell!
Kisses
Nellie
I especially relate to horking confessions :(
ReplyDeleteJenna
I'd tell you anything :-)
ReplyDeleteSpitty
ReplyDeleteI am so old now all I do is sleep and eat and poo. :)
No longer have any exciting secrets! :)
Secrets have to sold not told!! What's it worth, buddy?? ;)
ReplyDeleteWe've got all kinds of pillow talk for you, Spitty=want to come over and share our pillow, handsome??...Have a fun day, precious friend!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteTubby says I like to terrorize my brothers all night long. He he. And Garfield likes to dig for treasures in the trash and run as fast as he can to see how fast the human can move to she if she can get it before he hides it. MOL.
ReplyDeleteSkootch's favorite trick is the middle-of-the-night-hork, preferably on the bed. Mom has keen hearing, and she'll leap out of a sound sleep to scoop up the furball.
ReplyDeleteOh, we think we're too afraid of Spooky Cat to say anything! ;)
ReplyDeleteWe would tell you our secrets, but the bean is reading too so we'll have to wait until she quits looking, MOL!
ReplyDeleteNo diamond rings here...did that happen at your house?
I'll tell them to you telepathically 'cause... you know... they're secrets. Wouldn't want anyone to overhear...
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
Secrets? No.... Where can I get some?
ReplyDeletewell...let's see...
ReplyDelete1. there's the box in the basement marked "Important Papers" that makes a wunnerful litter box,
2. there is a special cat nip mousie toy that i left under the couch, 'cept it's not really a toy and at this point doesn't smell anywhere near as nice as catnip,
c. i ate some grasses and had a lovely little purge in the laundry basket, and finally,
$. it was actually me who sent the IRS to audit teh Tea Party.
that was fun! now let's hear your's Spitty!