The Musings of a Calico Girl and Buddy the Giant Tabby, as well as the Permanent Record of Spitty the Kitty
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Moi? Of Course! What? You Gotta Problem with It?
So the Human has been wondering why I have been spending so many happy hours on her bed, even when she's IN it ferhevvinsake. Furiends, if you look carefully, you will see the answer: I am systematically dismantling her nice bedspread. And there you go. Simple, wasn't it?
Oh my! I don't think the Human approved but, hey, what the heck. If I did that, TW would take it off the bed and store it away for the cat who comes next. MOL!
BTW, I'd be glad to help you try the litter and share the pillow.
Star says: ooo nice work! Claws or teeth? Or both? And yes, my mom is very lax, but she did finally put up some better pictures of me... I was working hard. The barbarian was not.. I do not put it past him to bribe her with snuggles, or laying on her so she can't breath or move or post.. but I also have to admit that I have been the cling on lately.. I've punctured her greatly with my claws trying to stay on her and not let her get up.. Boy is she whiney, what does she have bandaids for anyway?
OH, SPitty...even MY mommy would be disappointed shall we say, in me if I did that. I won't say "naughty naughty" but Mom is thinking it. I can't control her. (!!! HA!!! I do every DAY!!!)
You could hide some nip in there. Maybe the human did hide some nip in there. Maybe that's why you're doin' what you're doin'. Maybe you're only tryin' to access the nip. If that's the case... INNOCENT! Justified dismantlin', for sure.
That looks as if it could get you in a mighty big pile of trouble. But then we know you do as you please…ALWAYS! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.
SPITTY...I am not amused! I can't be with you on this one buddy, that is a big fat NO!NO! Mummy needs to exact some serious punishment here regardless to your sassy mouth and backtalk...This is not cool! Kitty's Mommy...
looks far more comfy, if you ask me. Ask the woman to try kneading biscuits in that spot...she'll see what a difference you made. and then, prolly, she'll thank you for it.
Working hard, eh, Spitty?...You can always come hide out here when your Mommy figures your "job" out...Happy weekend, dear friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
Our mom just sighed and said that is why she doesn't have nice stuff. She did take her new bedspread off the bed recently. And we only snagged it....once or twice...or more.
The bedspread was lovely before, but now it is personalized by your artistic talents. Now every time your human looks at it she can think of all the time and effort you spent lovingly creating your masterpiece for her.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet with a little salt and some string, you could make a bomb with that shredded spread!
ReplyDelete(I am laughing but my mom is not amused. I bet your human isn't either.)
LOL they are so fun to tear up
ReplyDeleteSpitty! That is not nice at all. Soon she will get one that cannot be dismantled and then where will you be?
ReplyDeleteOh my! I don't think the Human approved but, hey, what the heck. If I did that, TW would take it off the bed and store it away for the cat who comes next. MOL!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'd be glad to help you try the litter and share the pillow.
So very ingenious!
ReplyDeleteThat is a new twist.
ReplyDeleteWe like your decorating...or rather, undecorating...technique, Spitty!
ReplyDeleteTextiles are there to be tested. Are Humans really that stupid ? We see nothing wrong. Just, perhaps, bad stitching.
ReplyDeleteStar says: ooo nice work! Claws or teeth? Or both?
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, my mom is very lax, but she did finally put up some better pictures of me... I was working hard. The barbarian was not..
I do not put it past him to bribe her with snuggles, or laying on her so she can't breath or move or post.. but I also have to admit that I have been the cling on lately.. I've punctured her greatly with my claws trying to stay on her and not let her get up.. Boy is she whiney, what does she have bandaids for anyway?
MOL xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh no, Spitty! Bedpreads aren't even remotely tasty. You should hold out for some canned food. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
ReplyDeleteI love your new photo, by the way. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.
ReplyDeleteOH, SPitty...even MY mommy would be disappointed shall we say, in me if I did that. I won't say "naughty naughty" but Mom is thinking it. I can't control her. (!!! HA!!! I do every DAY!!!)
ReplyDeleteYou really are spreading the joy Spitty!
ReplyDeleteShabby sheek.
ReplyDeletemaybe you just need a pawdicure?
ReplyDeleteYou could hide some nip in there. Maybe the human did hide some nip in there. Maybe that's why you're doin' what you're doin'. Maybe you're only tryin' to access the nip. If that's the case... INNOCENT! Justified dismantlin', for sure.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
That's modern Art, Spitty. I did it too last year - but I have a waterbed and the result was not as good as yours.
ReplyDeleteAnything good takes time and patience. We think you're doing a great job! Purrs...
ReplyDeletedood...ewe noe...tahtz a grate place ta stuff sum mackerull N perch for a reddy snak !!
ReplyDeletehay, haza grate week oh end !!
That looks as if it could get you in a mighty big pile of trouble. But then we know you do as you please…ALWAYS! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.
ReplyDeleteSPITTY...I am not amused! I can't be with you on this one buddy, that is a big fat NO!NO! Mummy needs to exact some serious punishment here regardless to your sassy mouth and backtalk...This is not cool!
ReplyDeleteKitty's Mommy...
Oh, Spitty! This is not good. Your mommy will likely get revenge--probably in the form of a pawdicure :(
ReplyDeleteDood, when I looked in the dictionary under Naughty -- there's a photo of YOU!!!
ReplyDeletelooks far more comfy, if you ask me. Ask the woman to try kneading biscuits in that spot...she'll see what a difference you made. and then, prolly, she'll thank you for it.
ReplyDeleteoh no! our mama covered our eyes. she doesn't want us to get any ideas spitty. what did you do?
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
So Spitty! You have a project! Every kitty needs an occupation!! :)
ReplyDeleteWorking hard, eh, Spitty?...You can always come hide out here when your Mommy figures your "job" out...Happy weekend, dear friend...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteSpitty!
ReplyDeleteYous really is a cat from hell!
Rock ON!!!
Kisses
Nellie
La la la la la....
ReplyDeleteshe's pretty oblivious isn't she!
What??? You is just doing what a kitty does, MOL!
ReplyDeleteOur mom just sighed and said that is why she doesn't have nice stuff. She did take her new bedspread off the bed recently. And we only snagged it....once or twice...or more.
Hopes you didn't gets into too much trouble!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
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ReplyDeleteThe bedspread was lovely before, but now it is personalized by your artistic talents. Now every time your human looks at it she can think of all the time and effort you spent lovingly creating your masterpiece for her.
looks like you've been giving the bedspread the 'spitty' touch BOL
ReplyDeleteYeah, we know all about "purrsonalizing" a quilt!
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