Oh poor Spitty! Abandoned! How could she?! Oh I know just what you're going to do.. you're going to have lady friends in and out all four days! That or wild parties every day.. Or both!
Star says: I vote for a house trashing party, followed by snuggle sessions UTB! Or, in that pink beddy that you look so cute in.. Sound fun? Purrrrrr
Oh Spitty! Say it isn't so!! We don't want to hear about you having to go into Cataholics Anonymous or rehab - please try to drink and trash the house responsibly!! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang
The fact that your human has abandoned you and your nip is also missing sounds very suspicious to us. We think she might have gone on a 4 day nip spree.
Oh gosh! mes loves a little nip! But was not wasted days and wasted nights about Margaritas? Speaking of which mes could whip up a pitcher full is yous stopped by! Kisses Nellie
Precious could pop over and give you some "southern comfort" too. Mee-yoww!
ReplyDeleteOh Spitty - you are going to have a headache!
ReplyDeleteWith all the pink you've been flashing lately, I didn't think you'd cozy up to a bottle of Southern Comfort. I love your unpredictability.
ReplyDeleteYour human LEFT you? Galavanting who-knows-where? That is scandalous!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, roll away from that bottle. You know just one sip and it's the road to ruin.
ReplyDeleteStep away!
FOUR days? Where are her priorities?
ReplyDeleteOh poor Spitty! Abandoned! How could she?! Oh I know just what you're going to do.. you're going to have lady friends in and out all four days! That or wild parties every day.. Or both!
ReplyDeleteStar says: I vote for a house trashing party, followed by snuggle sessions UTB! Or, in that pink beddy that you look so cute in.. Sound fun? Purrrrrr
Boy, you are ready for anything now. That remedy there will obliterate anything! XXOO
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need to hangover the couch for a while!
ReplyDeletemaybe you could mix it with coke? mom says then you will see dancing mice - I think that sounds not bad?
ReplyDeleteWow, you are and addict haha
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO....hope she didn't leave an extra set of car keys :)
ReplyDeleteOh and no drunken "sexting photos" either!
Those hangovers are a killer.
ReplyDeleteDrown your sorrows, buddy!! How dare she! I might be over later to help you trash … errrr …. rearrange the furniture!
ReplyDeleteeva buddy now:
ReplyDelete"why should I keep lubbing you?
when I know that you're not true
and why should I call ur name
when ur 2 blame
4 making me mew..."
oh Spitty - hope you feels better soon. climb outta that bottle and go find yourself a new human. you deserve better than that, my lonely cowboy.
That bottle is mislabled! It should read "Salem Comfort"!
ReplyDeleteWe don't know but mom says if you drink too much of that stuff, your head, your tummy and other parts are gonna hurt real bad. Be careful Spitty!
ReplyDeleteHope the four days pass in a flash!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
Oh Spitty! Say it isn't so!! We don't want to hear about you having to go into Cataholics Anonymous or rehab - please try to drink and trash the house responsibly!! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang
ReplyDeleteDOOD! Is that a bottle of Southern CATfort - as in Fortified with Silvervine? MOL!
ReplyDeleteneed some company?? You shouldn't drink alone...
ReplyDeleteThe fact that your human has abandoned you and your nip is also missing sounds very suspicious to us. We think she might have gone on a 4 day nip spree.
ReplyDeleteYou're onto the HUMAN nip? Wow. Things are that bad? I'll see if I can scrounge up a little catnip and send you some, okay? Okay.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
LOL! That's too funny, Spitty! Did you enjoy it? You look super wasted...I hope you won't have hangover!
ReplyDeleteHas your human lost her tiny mind?
ReplyDeleteSpitty, the mom is leaving us tomorrow for a few days too. You wanna share that?? ;)
ReplyDeleteFour days?! You should be the one suing!
ReplyDeletePurrs
MOL that is so funny. Don't have too much while they are away. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteOh gosh! mes loves a little nip! But was not wasted days and wasted nights about Margaritas? Speaking of which mes could whip up a pitcher full is yous stopped by!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Silly Spitty! All you had to do was fire up your tunnel and get over here. We have lots and lots and lots of silvervine just waiting to be inhaled!
ReplyDeleteMum drinks that Comfort stuff, sometimes.
ReplyDeleteWe hope ya were licking that stuff s-l-o-w-l-y...
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