Mommy would gladly take the risks so she can give kissies on your forehead, kissies on your eyelids, kissies on your nosie and cuddles after! She's been practicing on me, you see. ;)
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm digging everything out of my couch cushions and from the bottom of my purse! Wait, do you take mastercard?? How many kisses and cuddles can I get for $20? How about a hundred?? To heck with it, I'll cash in my IRA! Smooches!
Star says: While my mom is running around like a mad woman begging for spare change, can I slip over and clean your ears and maybe your heady, you know, so it's all sparkling for the millions of kisses you're about to get? Purrrr XOXOXO
MOm said she WILL pay the price and double it! You always leave her without a kissy when you're here so she said she will definitely take advantage of this delightful sale! xxoo
Spitty!!! Yous is shameless! But purrhaps your human will be able to retire and takes care of yous full time if yous earns enough from shelling your body! Kisses Nellie
dood.......this iz one oh thoze trik math quest shuns bout trains huh....coz like if ewe get 50 centz fora kiss on de head then like 1 $$ for hugs, then ewe wood have $87.45 if itz after 5:13 in de pea emm....ya noe.....seer ee iz lee ..... itz knot gonna be price less...N trust uz, we dunno math !!
you know, you could really corner the market by also offering major medical insurance. that way, you get them coming and going. hope you make enuff to fill up the Furrari, score some choice Nips and come pick me us soonsies!
Well Misty May wants to give you kisses and cuddles as thank you for the marvelous time and beautiful roses. She feels so special that you selected her for a date in your Furrari. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
Do you do a 'bogof'? - buy one, get one free ?
ReplyDeleteYeah, howzabout a twofur?
ReplyDeleteMommy would gladly take the risks so she can give kissies on your forehead, kissies on your eyelids, kissies on your nosie and cuddles after! She's been practicing on me, you see. ;)
ReplyDelete...Tutu
Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I'm digging everything out of my couch cushions and from the bottom of my purse! Wait, do you take mastercard?? How many kisses and cuddles can I get for $20? How about a hundred?? To heck with it, I'll cash in my IRA! Smooches!
ReplyDeleteStar says: While my mom is running around like a mad woman begging for spare change, can I slip over and clean your ears and maybe your heady, you know, so it's all sparkling for the millions of kisses you're about to get? Purrrr XOXOXO
Spitty, I think it all sounds like a DEAL - especially the priceless part!
ReplyDeleteMOm said she WILL pay the price and double it! You always leave her without a kissy when you're here so she said she will definitely take advantage of this delightful sale! xxoo
ReplyDeleteYou-Know-Who should be outside your door any minute now!
ReplyDeleteSpitty of course you are going to get lots of kisses and cuddles. You are so cute.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Spitty!!! Yous is shameless! But purrhaps your human will be able to retire and takes care of yous full time if yous earns enough from shelling your body!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
What's one more scratch
ReplyDeleteI'd pay a million dollars for all of that! AND I would gladly risk being scratched!
ReplyDeleteLooks sure can be deceiving can't they Spitty? Mom thinks you looks furry calm in your picture, but we know the mean isn't far away, MOL.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
BOL, you are priceless Spitty..xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Sounds like Jenna when she has her evening crazies on my lap--except I say, "No bitey! That's not nice!"
ReplyDeleteLOL! You cracked me up with your last line! I think you can charge more for kissies and cuddles, but you are truly priceless :-)
ReplyDeletedood.......this iz one oh thoze trik math quest shuns bout trains huh....coz like if ewe get 50 centz fora kiss on de head then like 1 $$ for hugs, then ewe wood have $87.45 if itz after 5:13 in de pea emm....ya noe.....seer ee iz lee ..... itz knot gonna be price less...N trust uz, we dunno math !!
ReplyDeleteI think you are selling yourself short there Spitty
ReplyDeleteMOL! Can't touch this!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, we think you could easily charge more!
ReplyDeleteI have GOT to set up shop, myself. Spitty, my man... you and I could make a fortune!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
You're going to make fortune Spitty!
ReplyDeleteGosh, our mom wonders how much a belly kiss will set her back....Purrs....
ReplyDeleteyou know, you could really corner the market by also offering major medical insurance. that way, you get them coming and going. hope you make enuff to fill up the Furrari, score some choice Nips and come pick me us soonsies!
ReplyDeleteNossa humana não tem medo de alguns arranhões, então prepare-se Spitty!
ReplyDeleteWell, you know the mom is in line...and will be over and over and over again.
ReplyDeleteWell Misty May wants to give you kisses and cuddles as thank you for the marvelous time and beautiful roses. She feels so special that you selected her for a date in your Furrari. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWe would pay more for kisses!
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