Thursday, September 12, 2013

Loot x 2

So Kitties, I had a pretty exciting day on Tuesday. Frankly, most of the day seemed pretty ordinary, but when the Human came home she had two small parcels in her school bag just for me!

 One of them bore an exotic U.K. postmark and the unmistakable writing of the Beauteous Blond Woofie, Mollie! She sent me a note, and some Catnip Drops (score!) and two floofalicious fev-ver balls! Thanks, Mollie! You're a doll . . . even if you are a woofie.  

 The other package contained two miniature 'Nip-scented tennis balls purchased just for ME by the Principal of the Human's school! Since she said she was inspired by Wimbledon, I guess this second gift has a U.K. connection as well.

 Do you know what the Human did after she took these pictures? I'll bet you do! Yep, that's right, Kitties, she scooped all *my* presents up and put them away for "later." Just another outrage. Really, what's wrong with her?
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40 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:39 PM

    Patience, Spitty.
    Remember, revenge is dish best served cold

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  2. Pat HattSeptember 12, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    LOL that is just a tease, showing you and not letting you play

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  3. Ivan from WMDSeptember 12, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    I think that's terrible, Spitty. But what's worse? That, or having your Human keep the toys for herself? Some day I'll have to post a photo of my mom's stash of toys meant for me. You will not believe it.

    (P.S. Extra Caroline photo today.)

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  4. Just DuckySeptember 12, 2013 at 7:05 PM

    You didn't even get to keep playing with one of the toys? That is just not right.

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  5. Summer at sparklecat.comSeptember 12, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    Your human HID your awesome loot?! That is criminal!

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  6. FurriesSeptember 12, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    What?! You weren't allowed to play with your new toys. That's outrageous.

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  7. Catio TalesSeptember 12, 2013 at 8:06 PM

    New balls ? What a gift!

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  8. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesSeptember 12, 2013 at 10:08 PM

    She stole them right from under your nose! Outrageous! Oh, by the way, it's later! You should get them now!

    Star says: I think you should leave a present in the human's shoe... Did you see where she put them? I can come over and help you liberate them if you want!

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  9. Angel Prancer PieSeptember 12, 2013 at 11:00 PM

    Later is NOW! Time for some well-place hairballs, Spitster.

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  10. The Furries of WhisppySeptember 12, 2013 at 11:07 PM

    Well then, if your Human like those tennis balls and fuzzy balls so much, you should present her with your very own Made With Spitty Fur and Spit Balls. I'm pretty sure she'll be so happy with them she'll give you your presents back immediately.

    ...Tutu

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  11. MollieSeptember 13, 2013 at 12:23 AM

    Tutu, that's funny..MOL Spitty, you really need to Man up and take charge here..Those balls and nip chocolates are for you..NOt her..MOL xx0xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. MargSeptember 13, 2013 at 3:11 AM

    Good heavens Spitty, we need to come straighten out that Mom of yours. There is no excuse for her putting those toys away. You are so right, What is wrong with her??? Take care both of you and have a great day.

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  13. TamagoSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:14 AM

    Oh what nice presents you've got! Mollie is such a sweet woofie. And how nice the principal of the school got you a present, too. So sorry to hear your human took it away from you though. I hope you get to play with them this weekend!

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  14. CATachresisSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:33 AM

    Tell you what, buddy! We need to take action… NOW! Let's go for the much needed brewski or three and then on the way back, we can stop off at the live catch-your-own take-away and pick up a couple of mouse kebabs for our devoted humans! K? ;) xoxox

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  15. RamblingonSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:58 AM

    Oh SPITTY! Austin has THE plan. You gonna? xxoox

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  16. bethany925September 13, 2013 at 7:20 AM

    tennis? isn't that a game where Love means Nuffing? oh. how apropos as a gift for you, you Serial Stud Muffin, you. jk, jk...hey - bat a floofy fevver ball over in my direction, would you?

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  17. Kitties BlueSeptember 13, 2013 at 7:25 AM

    As you know, Spitty, our deranged mom does the same thing. One of our toys from Oui Oui is still in the kitchen drawer. If we weren't such good kitties (MOL), we would have figured out how to open that drawer and get it. Hope she'll give you something at least very soon. We are going to announce our viceroyship on Sunday! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  18. Stacy HurtSeptember 13, 2013 at 7:30 AM

    You're mom it's quite the dominatrix isn't she?

    Xoxo
    Ms Stella O Houligan

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  19. ANGEL ABBYGRACESeptember 13, 2013 at 7:35 AM

    Oh dear Spitty THAT was no fair. To show them to you and then take them away! Oh my....there will be strategy involved!

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  20. Texas, a Cat in... AustinSeptember 13, 2013 at 7:47 AM

    Yours does that too?! My human does the same! What's wrong with them??
    Purrs

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  21. Brian's Home BlogSeptember 13, 2013 at 8:31 AM

    Well, right now it IS later so no excuses Spitty!

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  22. da tabbies o trout towneSeptember 13, 2013 at 8:39 AM

    dood...hold de fone N de ant choveez coz that fish bee crazed....waddya meen her taked YUR stuff N put it a way til....later.....

    we think while her iz in slumber land two nite.....ewe knead ta take HER car keyz ...N put em a way....til later.....long with that square plastic thing called charge o card....AND her fav o rite set oh shooz

    hay, hope ewe haza flounder filled week oh end...way awesum goods ya getted by de way...wear ever they R !!

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  23. Angel Ginger JasperSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    A great stash you have got there Spitty. Remember though that patience is a virtue and revenge is sweet. Te He I am sure you will get your own back for her putting them away. Hugs GJ x

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  24. Photo CacheSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    you should say that now is the time to play with your goodies. can we come over and play with the tennis nip ball?

    Emma and Buster

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  25. katsrusSeptember 13, 2013 at 11:41 AM

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  26. katsrusSeptember 13, 2013 at 11:41 AM

    Oh no! She let you look at them and toke them away? Not fair!
    Sue B

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  27. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    All that good stuff and your human took it all away??? Has she forgotten you are the King and you have a pile of Viceroys ready to do your business when called upon? Just say the word....

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  28. AnonymousSeptember 13, 2013 at 11:51 AM

    All that good stuff and your human took it all away??? Has she forgotten you are the King and you have a pile of Viceroys ready to do your business when called upon? Just say the word....

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

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  29. Memories of Eric and FlynnSeptember 13, 2013 at 11:53 AM

    Whaaat? It's not April 1st is it? My mum wouldn't dare do that! Couldn't she have left you at least one ball after tempting you with them?

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  30. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenSeptember 13, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    that sure is some great loot! Enjoy!

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  31. Seville at Nerissa's LifeSeptember 13, 2013 at 12:35 PM

    Put them away for...

    L - A - T - E - R ???

    MOUSES!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  32. Timmy TomcatSeptember 13, 2013 at 12:54 PM

    Oh My Cat Spitty!
    That nasty Dad of ours does the same thing! Dont they know that LATER is a hooman word and is not in the cat language

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  33. The Island CatsSeptember 13, 2013 at 3:03 PM

    Spitty, the mom does the same thing to our goodies that we get. Are our humans talking to one another? Because if they are, we gotta make them stop.

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  34. SakuSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:21 PM

    Oh nos , that is just plain mean Spitty! We thinks you is gonna have to give mom a prezzie too, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  35. UnknownSeptember 13, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    Humans!!! They has NO IDEA how much fun it is to throw new toys all around, roll on them and hen ignore them.
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS can mes come and plays with them

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  36. Cathy KeishaSeptember 13, 2013 at 9:44 PM

    That's an outrage. Even TW lets me keep one or two toys! i don't think I like your human.

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  37. Julia WilliamsSeptember 14, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    I hope you gave her the Claw of Displeasure for taking away your toys!!

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  38. GLOGIRLYSeptember 14, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    Nice haul, Spitty!!!

    But tell your human, "later-schmater!"

    ; ) Katie

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  39. Shaggy and ScoutSeptember 14, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    She did the "later" thing again!!!! Sheesh...she needs a good shoepooping.

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  40. meowmeowmansSeptember 14, 2013 at 7:51 PM

    Pawsome parcels, Spitty! What a shame that your Human stashed all your loot away. What is up with that?

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