Grumplestiltskin
My Human earned a lot of good will last weekend, as you saw with that B+ and all, but she has very quickly slipped into D territory since Tuesday. Since she has remembered to feed me, I won't fail her, but the box-scooping has left much to be desired. She has left home early and returned late. And, worst of all, she has to work tomorrow:
Human! It's Caturday, remember? You got a lot of 'splainin' to do!
Hmmm, TW is home all the time and she didn't scoop my box today!!!! She claims she did but Pop and I know. I'd pull the plug out of your human's alarm clock so she'll HAVE to stay home tomorrow. These humans are getting out of hand.
ReplyDeleteDo I hear the strains of the world's tiniest violin?
ReplyDeleteSpitty, it sounds like your human is seriously slacking off.
ReplyDeleteWorking on caturday?? That's not fair to you, King Spitty dear. I hope you get brushies at least..
ReplyDeleteStar says: You should come over here and hide out with me all day, let your human worry about where you are, hee hee. Purrrr
**gasp** Work on Caturday? What IS this world coming to?
ReplyDeleteoh Spitty, that's criminal. simply criminal.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, I feel your pain.
ReplyDeleteGloman has been out of town for a week now. That means NO 4am snack.
Life is a challenge.
; ) Katie
You are too generous - that would be a FAIL here.
ReplyDeleteFailure ta box-scoop IS serious!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, I dunno, but I think she might be, ya know, two timing ya! I mean are you sure she ain't got another kitty stashed in an apartment downtown?
ReplyDeleteMy mum says thank you to your mom for allaying her fears about a certain errr incident that occurred! She said something about kitties being very resilient and to warn you about keeping away from your human when she comes near you with anything with wheels!!??
I feel we both need a brewski! xox
Ah Spitty, you have lots of offers to be comforted during this abandonment on Caturday. But I fink you know who has the best haff and haff!!
ReplyDeleteI I become president of the wrold, then caturday ia an official holiday and we will have 7 caturday per weeks :o)
ReplyDeleteJenna understands. I'll be gone most of the day today, too. You two can compare notes ;)
ReplyDeleteWe hope she improves so you can give her a C for the week. Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteOur human does scoop, but then we just go again to let her know her job is never done... Have a nice weekend! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!
ReplyDeleteShe left scoopables unscooped?
ReplyDeleteMOUSES!
May the purrs be with you.
Nissy
Didn't scoop the poop? Have to pee in her shoe
ReplyDeleteI hope she remembers that weekend time is Spitty time!
ReplyDeleteSpitty old pal, methinks it's time for the ultimate reminder.....the old well placed hairball trick. What do you have to lose??? That human needs some remedial training in care and feeding of THE KING.
ReplyDeleteKitty Hugs, Sammy
My human is in BIG trouble too! She was in NY nearly 3 days last week, she is going out tonight and is going BACK to NY on Monday and won't be home til Wed! I say we start a revolution! Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteOh noooo, Dat dang thing humans call Work sure does get in the way of our social life., I think we need to give them a list of priorities!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like your Human is badly neglecting you! You say that at least she is still feeding you, but how long before she lets that slide too?
ReplyDeleteAw, Spitty...she's working on the weekend?? That is just so wrong.
ReplyDeleteMy mom has never gotten past the former five cats = twice a day cleaning thing. Sorry, dude.
ReplyDeleteDo you think shes out cattin' around with another?
ReplyDeleteooh! what a face. but don't just sit there and fume. go register a complaint...you can either file a complaint by speaking to teh Management, loudly, between teh hours of 4:00 and 5:00 a.m., or on-line, by frowing up on teh computer key board. Be sure to take our quick Customer Care Survey after you're done and have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteThat is a grumpy face, Spitty, and we can't say as we blame you. Your human is not as inconsiderate as our two, but it is all relative, especially as you have no playmates to keep you occupied when she is away. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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