So last night, the Human thought she'd take this art-say/fart-say overhead shot as I was squeezed onto the window sill, wedged in between the window and the chest.
So she sticks the flashy box through the little curtains and ::click:: and then, and THEN, Kitties, she dropped the freaking camera right on top of me! On ME, Spitty the Kitty. Like I haven't had a bad enough week?
Well, I was outta there and UTB like a shot, Kitties, like a SHOT.
OMC, dat are kitty aboose! I'd demand a whole ton of treats to make up for dat one!
ReplyDeleteShe is going to have to do some real sucking up all weekend
ReplyDeleteI am horrified to say that my mom actually laughed, Spitty. But you know what I say. Humans--can't live with them, can't leave them on the side of the road after you're done with them.
ReplyDeleteOMC! Poor Spitty.
ReplyDeleteEpic fail. BUT at least the camera had a very soft landing, Dude. Hehehehe.
ReplyDeleteGeez, all that trauma for a shot where we can barely find you, Spitty?! Forget the SPCA - it's time to call homeland security (or whoever deals with this sort of thing) because that is torture!
ReplyDeleteDROPPED the flashy box on you? OMC, that must have been a shock. Tell me where it hurts Spitty-Kingly an I will come over AT ONCE and lick that spot til it stops hurting... Then we will cuddle. ~ IZA -LOVEY
ReplyDeleteNow, was it a big, heavy DSL or a small, lightweight point and shoot. It DOES make a difference my furry friend. I am sure either way she felt terribly about doing it and tried to comfort you.
ReplyDeleteThis is close to being outrageous, Spitty. Definitely a reportable offence. No mercy - enough is enough and you simply have to let her know that.
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
Clumbsy human! I hope the camera didn't hurt you. After your ordeal at the vet the least she could do is ensure your peace and quiet. I'm in the same boat my friend. Last week my mom thought it would be fun for me to see a lion on tv again. She held me up at the same height as the tv and a big lion made scary noises. It scared the tinkle out of me....literally, I peed on her. She deserved it! Humans can be so trying.
ReplyDeleteSpitty-Dearest, you would not be "hideous" iffen you were shaved nose to tailtip! Its YOU I love so dearly. I am coming right over. ~ IZA-Lambie
ReplyDeleteThat's awful! Our bleeding heart Mommy feels sorry for your human. Like SHE was the one with the camera "thrown" at her!
ReplyDeleteThe horror of it all......shudder
ReplyDeleteoh my cod!!!!
ReplyDeletewe're dialing!!!!
emma and buster
Oh the indignity!! These humans!! Withhold cuddles for a few days to teach a lesson.
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for your good thoughts for Rumbles, we sure appreciated them. :)
OMD she really did???????? What a scandal. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Has she no respect? You can't let her live this down.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! Sorry, Spitty, our human's laughing, she can't help herself. :-p
ReplyDeleteOh Honey, those 18-200 lenses are NO fun. As bad as it is for you, your mom is devastated she hurt you.I say cmd over here and repose on a silk comforter. xxooxx
ReplyDeletePoor Spitty, you got the Kodak Krunch pal.
ReplyDeletedood...shoot on outta under de bed coz de fone will bee ringin ina few...we contacted a purrrsonal injree a tern knee...riiiiing....riiiing....ther they iz now........
ReplyDeleteand in honor oh R pal Godzilla’s new movie debute two day….heerz ta a dragonfish kinda week oh end !!
The indignity and pure lack of thoughtfulness and care on the part of your human. There had better have been a lot of treats, smooches and brushies when you came out from UTB. Hope things improve this weekend. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought I need help, because I'm on a diet. Poor Spitty, that's really not the best week. Send you a big hug.
ReplyDeleteI'm on it Spitty! calling 1-800-SPCA
ReplyDeleteOMC Spitty. Meez so sowwy. Meez hope yous didn't get cwushed neaff da heavyness of it all. And meez hopes yous got lots of kisses and hugs and tweats when yous 'cided tu gwace hers wiff yous purresence again. :) Hoomans, always gotta hav da flashy box chasin' us wound evew whewe. Is nuffin' sacwed anymowe?? MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Spitty we keep them on speed dial for just such occasions.
ReplyDeletepurrs,
J, J, E, & R
I cannot believe she did that to you!!! OMC! I bet she saw those pics TW took of me squished behind the blinds and TW is responsible. I hope I could coax you out when I visited.
ReplyDeleteI hope it didn't fall on your ... ya know ...... fundamentals?? I hope it fell on your floofy part! Just for your info, I have RSPCA on speed dial. It keeps "her" on her toes!!
ReplyDeleteSheesh. She's hopeless. Just hopeless.
ReplyDeleteJenna and I are sending purrs and hugs. How frightening for you! Jenna thinks a bitey at your first convenience is in order.
ReplyDeleteWe are dialling for you!
ReplyDeleteOMC Spitty, what an awful thing to have happen. Specially after you had to go to the stabby place earlier this month. We thinks a late night hairball, delicately placed enroute the bean kitty litter room (cooled by the night air) would be the best revenge! Good luck!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami & Saku
What an outrage!!! Do you need reinforcements, Spitty? Caster is ready.
ReplyDeleteOh that must have been good for at least a week's worth of treats. ....right...?
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