Honestly, Kitties, do you know who called the house today? Do you?
It was that Hateful Harridan from the Stabby Place; yes, Kitties, the very same one who knocked me out, stole my precious bodily fluids, and performed unspeakable acts on my bum.
Honestly, can you believe the nerve of her? "How am I doing?" she asks! As if! What--now she's TAUNTING me in my very own castle?
Oh Spitty, the NERVE!
ReplyDeleteWell, she cares for you! Your personality has made a huge impact and she has a soft spot for you. Ahhhh - Spittikins is Mr Popular. But yes, what an invasion of privacy. Well - another one, hehehehe!
ReplyDeleteOMC! Who gave her your phone number? Does she want to be friends or something? I hope your human told her about dropping the 2 ton flashy box on you.
ReplyDeleteBest to watch for new toys and treats. Think of the Trojan horse and all....
ReplyDeleteHeh-heh.
Continued purrs for your bum, Spitster.
XOXO
Hmmm - I think you might have this one wrong, Spitty. She knows that what she did distressed you but she - like you - knows that it was done for the good of your health. I truly think you should interpret her phone call today as concern, not harassment. Truly!
ReplyDeleteMegan
Sydney, Australia
It's an outrage, Spitty. A complete outrage.
ReplyDeleteI'll have Caroline scream at her for you.
Awwww, Spitty. She cares!
ReplyDeleteDis are pretty outrageous!
ReplyDeleteI guess she is being nice now because she wants to make up for horrible things she did to you.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are doing well :-)
Time for the Viceroys....I'm getting ready to leave.
ReplyDeleteWow even ones castle is not sacred. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We know what you mean Spitty.
ReplyDeleteOur Vet does the same thing :o
Sheesh !
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure, JJ
and Angels Tiger and Tillie
Will the horrors never end????
ReplyDeletelol wow, you need to go chew the phone cord or take a leak on the phone
ReplyDeleteDang, there is no getting away from them!
ReplyDeleteI guessed it, they even stalk you in your own home.... better you eat the phone :o)
ReplyDeleteIf you chew the phone cord, they can't call. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteSpitty, if the call came on the cell phone you could just deposit the phone in the porcelain water bowl. Just a thought. ;-)
ReplyDeletepurrrs,
J, J, E, & R
I hope you were the one who answered the phone Spitty! Did you let her have it?!!!
ReplyDeleteSpitty, well, at least it was just a call and you didn't hafta see her in purrson.
ReplyDeleteOMC, Spitty! We are just catching up on your week of horrors. They shaved your *** ??? The humanity! And now the stabby place people are calling you AT HOME??? The ought to be sending you gifts of salmon, chicken, catnip...
ReplyDeletexo
OMC, a stabby person actually showing concern....it's a rare and fearsome occurrence Spitty! Thankfully, she didn't make a house call.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
King Spitty...get yee across the BB and hang with me...purromise to keep The Kid Sage away...or purrhaps you would like a little lick of her furrs??? That can be arranges for a price...heh...heh
ReplyDeleteSpitty, we have seen you displaying your grumpy face on many occasions, but we think this is the grumpiest ever. You could give grumpy cat a run for his money. Just know that all your fans love you. Hope efurryone at your house has a terrific weekend. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteYou should block her number! Report her for harassment!
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